A/N: Still own nothing. Sorry to disappoint.

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Hetalia: Karaoke Powers
Ch. 2: Francis

"In that case, I'll go!" Francis said in his annoying way. And where the hell did he get the random roses?

"Spare us!" Raivis (Latvia) wailed. "Let Mr. Ivan go, at least his will be openly scary!"

"Raivis, noo!" Toris and Eduard (Lithuania and Estonia) yelled at the same time. However by this point, Raivis had acquired the brunt of Ivan's anger.

Francis was oblivious as ever it seemed and pressed the wonderfully shiny (shiiiinyyy…) button to receive his song. Meanwhile, there seemed to be a sudden commotion as Peter (Sealand) joined the group- as it turned out, he had been forgotten by Alfred. As had poor Matthew (Canada). Because that was totally new for him.

Feliks (Poland) and Ivan had gotten into an argument over the treatment/mistreatment of Toris, who had attempted to get the Raivis situation under control and practically leapt into the line of fire. The aforementioned later debated who to side with whilst still trying to get the situation under some semblance of control. Gilbert (Prussia) and Antonio (Spain) had a running commentary going and were pooling bets on who would win: Feliks or Ivan. Out of nowhere, they also began selling buttons for each side. This was causing even more commotion than before (not to mention Arthur and Alfred still going at it) and Francis finally got very annoyed.

"Will you morons stop fighting? I'm singing now- you may all shower me with love~!"

Now every country had something to agree on as they shouted "NO." Which Francis conveniently ignored as he sang his song, "Moondance" by Van Morrison.

"Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in our eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies

"And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes above
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your hot strength and blazing contours

"You know the night's magic seems to
Whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine
In your blush

"Can I just have one more moondance with you,
My love?
Can I just make some more romance with you,
My love?

"Well I wanna make love to you tonight
I can't wait 'til the morning has come
And I know now the time is just right
And straight into my arms you will run

"When you come my heart will be waiting
To make sure that you're never alone
There and then, all my dreams will come true, dear
There and then I will make you my own

"And every time I touch you, you just tremble inside
And I know then how you want me bad
It can't hide

"Can I just have one more moondance with you,
My love?
Can I just make some more romance with you,
My love?

"Well it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
Neath the cover of October skies

"And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes above
And I'm trying to please to the calling
Of your hot strength and blazing contours

"You know the night's magic seems to
Whisper and hush
And all the soft moonlight seems to shine
In your blush

"Can I just have one more moondance with you,
My love?
Can I just make some more romance with you,
My love?

"One more moondance
In the moonlight
In the moonlight
On a magic night

"Can I have just one more dance with you,
My love?"

Dead. Silence.

"Well? I'm waiting to be showered with your love and praise!" Francis said, still painfully ignorant to his audience's.. "reluctance".

Ludwig coughed softly. "Words… fail." Many others nodded their agreement. The most painful part of this whole ordeal was Feliciano's complete obliviousness about the entire thing.

"What what Big Brother talking about?" He asked, pausing his "veh's" to ask. No one answered and after a long silence Kiku had the sense to go against his usual traits and speak in the other's refraining silence.

"The birds and the bees." He replied simply, gingerly (and rather awkwardly) patting Feliciano's head. "Big Brother Francis was just… creatively expressing himself."

"I couldn't have put it better," Francis replied. "Well, I actually could.. Would you like me to-"

"NO." Arthur replied, whacking him upon the backside of his head. "That's quite enough."

"Ahem. So!" Alfred continued, figuring it best not to dwell further on the subject left gapingly open in the air. "Why don't you go, Natalia (Belarus)?" The brown-haired girl hmphed and stood. "Thanks for bailing us out!" He whispered to her. "This could've gotten bad!"

"You invited Francis. You invited Francis. You invited Francis."

"I got that much already, Natalia…"

"Restating your end-game move," she replied. "By the way, anyone who touches my brother will be severely maimed and/or killed painfully." The purple flames of death Ivan often exploited did not spread about her, but her point was made dutifully clear.

"Y-yes'm…" everyone replied shakily. Ivan slunk off to disappear in a corner and hopefully escape prior to having to jump out a window to escape his obsessive sister. It made him wonder a moment if she realized how completely incestuous this whole ordeal had become and how badly he wanted it to be over.

"If it scares Ivan, we're all in trouble," Matthew (Canada) murmured.

"Hey, I didn't know you came, too!" Alfred said happily.

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So! Another chapter. I had many possibilities for Francis… and this one seemed most prudent.. or I just really love Van Morrison…

I felt a little awkward considering Van Morrison comes from the U.K… It felt a little weird historically, but I don't believe in music boundaries.. if anyone has a complaint, well… I'll take it like a Belarus. And claw down your door later.