Uh-oh Ragnorok got cought doing some rather nasty name calling and was convicted of public indecincey

but because they can't do much to him with out hurting Crona who is comepletely inocent

the juge gave him comunity service and some how that service became reading to KID'S ! at the local Library

and now let the chaos unfold

WARNING: the following is the complete and utter ruining of beloved classic's and has a GREAT deal of swearing and violance you have been warned

Second Story Hansel & Gretel

It had been a week already and it was time for the Black Dragon to once agin terorri... i mean warm the heart's of the groupe of young childeren with his story telling skill's

"Ok you shit head's Uncule Ragnarok's got another great story for ya"

"A long time ago their was a couple of dick weed kid's just like you only older and they din't eat FUCKING paste yeah i see you back their you know if ya do that it will block up your ass hole and youll eventualy explode cuz the shit can't get out"

And the young boy sudenly had lost all intrest in his sticky snack

"And there step mom was a comeplete BITCH. Who didn't like them cuz ummm she was a bitch?. Or something. any way so she tricked there dumb as fuck dad into leaving them in the wood's to die cuz yeah once agin these kid's where to fucking stupid to call famely service's so instead they decided leave a trail of bread crumb's to follow home cuz it's such a good sighn that yer fucking parent's are trying to get you killed so who wouldn't wan't to come back ?"

"Any way as they walked into the wood's hansel droped the bread crumb's as part of the oh so briliant come back to pepole who are trying to kill us plan OK seriusly who wrote this shit"

Ragnarok read the rest of the book to himself and promtly tossed it away

"Ok long story short if your dad is willing to dump ya in the wood's FUCK'em call the GODAMN COPS the end"

"That's not how the story goes"

"So this way is better"

"Ragnarok !"

"Ahhhh finnee if it will keep ya from crying"

"So ok the Dad ditched them in the woods and as it turns out animals eat bread who knew ? aparently not these two geniuses so they got lost and shit and late that night the kids found a ginger bread house and whent up to the door and knocked and when the houses owner ansewred She didn't see any one so she steped out to see what the fuck was going on and then hansel jumped off the roof and drove her to the ground and then gretel stomped hole in the bitchs dome and..."

"Your spending to much time with Patty"

"I am not"

"Right well i think you have suficently scared the children for to day"

"What the fuck are you talking about?. I was just getting to the part where they do a drive by on there Dad and step Mom"

"Yeah we'r done here"

Ok so i finally got around to doing this YAY if anyone has a story they would like done let me know