Me: I know I haven't updated in forever, but I've been reading the best fanfiction ever called Pedestal by Digit Skitty, also about Pokemon, and it was reeeaaally long and I wasn't going to update until I finished it, and now I have. Then I looked to see which was most popular and this was second so I'm now updating it, but what I find surprising is-
Baby: No one cares just get on with the story!
Celebi: BABY! Bad! You're so mean!
Baby: What are you gonna do about it?
Celebi: *thinks* If you don't shut up I'll tell people what you really said to me when we met!
Baby: NOOOO! I ALREADY SAID I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WHERE A CHICK TOO!
Celebi: I just owned you!
Baby: *silent*
Mew: I WANNA SAY THE DISCLAIMER!
Arceus: Draconis Kitten Sweetie does not own Pokemon, and if she said so she would face my wrath!
Mew: Awww! Arceus!
Me: *gulp*
*Pokemon*
"Deoxys how DARE you take a human child! We are not to do such horrendous crimes! You will return the child at once!" Arceus boomed and Deoxys frowned rather bravely.
"I did not take, I uhhhh… ok well I took but it was at a foster home and I figured if it was there no one wanted it!" Deoxys protested and Arceus hissed at him and his eyes grew red. Uhhhh, not a good sign.
"Return it now. I am opening another portal and you are to return that child. Right, Now." Arceus hissed and the room flashed red and everyone screamed everyone but Groundon who was always seeing things in red.
"But-!" Deoxys started, but Arceus finished the portal and pushed him through it groaning.
"Now that that is over, why don't you come to the stand Mespirit, Uxie, and Azelf?" Arceus said and they nervously looked to each other and brought their pets up, all looking scarily humanish.
"These are monkeys! They are supposedly humans ancestors, or so taught Charles Darwin, but we all know Arceus made everything," Said Pokemon beamed at them all, making them sweat-drop, "and their names are John, Jack, and Jim." They said and everyone proceeded to try to say those three names three times fast, but failed epically. As everyone was trying to say those names Dialga and Palkia fought over who would advance, and it ended with Dialga freezing Palkia in time and going up himself, leading a strange, Treecko looking thing, only it was brown and black.
"This is what is called a Bearded Dragon, his name is Draconis with the middle name of Kitten and the last name Pokemon." He said and everyone cocked their heads at such a long name and Dialga sighed. "Just call him Draco. It's Latin for Dragon" He explained and everyone seemed happy with that answer and Palkia grumpily got on stage cursing Dialga and Arceus calling out, "Watch your language!"
"This is called an Iguana, also a lizard like a Bearded Dragon, and his name is Kevin. Just Kevin." Palkia said, scooped up Kevin and marched off the podium.
Latias and Latios zoomed up carrying extremely different animals up. Latios's looked like a Liepard but was tan and had black/brown spots. Latias's looked so much like a Girafarig it was scary. It also had the funny brown/black spots.
"This is my new pet, it's called a giraffe. I'm going to go confuse a couple Girafarig now." Latias said mischievously and was gone before Arceus could stop here.
"Unlike my sister," Latios began, "I shall not use my pet for evil deeds. It's called a Cheetah and I shall race with it on the bike path in Kanto, because in the human and animal world, it is fastest." Latios said and raced off stage like his sister.
"O.K. then? Next?" Arceus called out in confusion and Manaphy and Phione eagerly run up holding their respective dolphin and jellyfish. They both started talking at the same time. Then started laughing and tried again, at the same time, then broke down in tears of joy, acting like the children they are. Celebi sighed and floated up and grabbed the dolphin above Manaphy.
"This is Manaphy's dolphin who he named skipper." She then floated over to Phione's jellyfish and held it above his head. "This is Phione's jellyfish named Squishy. They both happened to tell me…" Celebi said and dragged them off stage as everyone sweat-dropped.
"Okay then, next?" Arceus asked then stopped and looked in puzzlement at everyone, who was gaping at something behind him. "What, what is it?" he said and turned around, and then like everyone else, stared like a moonstruck rabbit at the portal opening behind him.
*Pokemon*
Me: CLIIIIIIIIIFFYYYYYYYY!
Baby: I have been instructed that if I have nothing nice to say to not say anything at all…
