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Chapter 2: The start of a very long mission
Sasuke sat in Kakashi's lap as they talked about how they should handle the situation. He gasped a few times then released a fairly audible sneeze.
"Ah, yes, you also need to go clothes shopping for him and get him basic infant nessecities."
"Yes hokage."
"Here, take this. It should be enough to get you through about a month."
"T-Thank you!"
"Come here Sasuke, let's go buy you some clothes, shall we?" asked Sakura as she held Sasuke in her arms.
Sasuke sighed.
"I was going to take us on a mission, but it seems that a more important one has come up. Sakura, naruto, you two will watch Sasuke. treat it as any other mission and Naruto... don't take advantage of this. Stay out of Sasuke's things." said Kakashi as he poofed away.
The two teens stood frozen and looked down at sasuke who had a blank expression.
'I knew something like this was going to happen...I bet he just wanted more time to read his porn...' thought the raven haired baby.
"anywho...let's go buy you some clothes Sasuke-kun...I mean Sasuke-chan!" giggled Sakura.
"Daamaaa!" 'Don't call me that!' squealed Sasuke.
Sakura and Naruto made thier way to the store and walked to the baby section.
"Here Naruto, change him into these for now." said Sakura
"Fine..." he whined.
After numerous shouts and cries they emerged. Naruto handed Sasuke to Sakura and sighed.
He had dressed Sasuke in foot pajamas with small dinosaurs on it.
"Awww! Sasuke you are sooooo cute!" she squealed.
"Anood cooo!" 'I'm not cute!' yelled the infant.
"Hmmm...Maybe he is tired... lets get a few things real quick and let's get him dinner." said the pink hair ninja.
Naruto nodded and grabbed some more diapers and other items.
They then made their way back to Sasuke's house.
"Ah! It looks like someone came here and set up baby stuff! said Naruto as he walked into Sasuke's room.
There was a crib, changing table, and a rocking chair. On the other side of the room was a chest full of toys. Naruto set Sasuke in the crib.
"Sakura will be back with your dinner in a minute." he said as he walked out of the room.
'Why don't they try to fix me rather than babysit me! These people are idiots!' thought Sasuke as he looked around.
He eyes landed upon the mobile above his head. He stared at it until he felt himself move. He looked up to see Sakura holding a bottle. Sakura picked him up and set down in the rocking chair as she guided the bottle to his mouth. Sasuke turned away and fussed.
"I'll get you to eat one way or another." said Sakura as she tickled Sasuke's foot.
"Naa-" squealed Sasuke.
then Sakura took the opprotunity to place the bottle in his mouth. She applied a littel pressure to the bottle and milk started to fill Sasuke's mouth. He had no choice, he began drinking the formula. Soon the bottle was empty and his stomach was full. He burped a few times, after which he rubbed his eyes and yawned. Sakura smiled and set him down in the crib. She covered him up and walked out of the room.
'Why...am i *yawn* so sleepy...?' pondered the infant as his thoughts evaporated into dreams.
After a long and well deserved nap, Sasuke awoke. He yawned and stretched out.
He looked around to see that he was being held by Naruto. Naruto was on the couch watching t.v. while Sakura was cooking them dinner.
Sasuke looked up at Naruto and huffed. He patted on Naruto's chest. He looked down upon the baby.
"So you awake huh? About time, you slept forever!'' sighed Naruto.
"ya ya oo cama dah!" 'Yeah, yeah, can you put me down?' asked the small boy.
Naruto blinked at him and sighed.
"You know I can't tell what you are saying...right?"
"...dobeh..." 'Dobe...'
"Hey... why does that have to be the one word you know..." whined the blonde ninja.
" paamama!" "Put me down!' squealed Sasuke.
"What do you want? You didn't go to the bathroom did you..." the ninja asked nervously.
"NAAAA!" 'No!' shrieked the infant.
"...please tell me that was a no..."
"Naruto! Why don't you just check him? Stop trying to understand him when you know he can't talk."
"Fine..." Whined Naruto.
He got up and walked up to Sasuke's room and layed him on the changing table.
"Sasuke! Stop squirming! I'm suppose the check you!" groaned Naruto.
"Baa! NAAA! NAAAAAA! SOPPPA!" 'Back! Nooo! Nooooo! Stop it!' cried Sasuke as Naruto undid the tabs on his diaper.
As he saw the fabric being lifted he let the last of his dignity go out the window.
"WAHHHHhHHHHHHHH!" cried Sasuke as he kicked and screamed.
Naruto quickly put the diaper back on Sasuke and started rocking him.
But Sasuke, being as stuborn as a bull, refused to calm down.
"NARUTO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" yelled Sakura as she scooped him up and punched Naruto.
"OWW! ALL I DID WAS UNDO THE DIAPER!" cried Naruto as he held his cheek.
Sakura glared at him as she finally calmed Sasuke down to where he only released sobs.
"This is going to be one looooong mission..." whined Naruto.
