Second chapter to the story Shinico. And trust me, if you like maniacal things, you will love this guy.
The ANBU were stationed outside the Uchiha compound. The Uchiha family was enjoying a nice evening. Sasuke was in his bed, reading. Itachi had just up and left. Sasuke was cold to others, but more to Nanashi. However, it was about to change. The ANBU outside were patrolling, looking. Around the corner of a nearby house, a smiling Shinico was peeking around a corner. "Uh oh. Big bad ANBU out to get me. Hehe." Shinico said, and disappeared into the darkness. One of the ANBU heard a snap, and he darted to the spot, throwing a kunai. All he found, however, was a tree limb that fell off. He sighed, and turned. Shinico was looking right at him. "Hello, sir. I'm lost. Where can I find the Uchiha compound?" he asked. "I FOUND HIM." The ANBU yelled. "No need for a big fuss. Just tell me." Shinico said, smiling. The ANBU swiped with a kunai, but the kid was gone, and his laugh lingered. The two ANBU looked even more. They couldn't find him. "He must of left." One said to the other. Suddenly, one of the ANBU gasped. His eyes rolled into his head, and he fell forward.
Shinico was smiling. "Oh no. Where did my kunai go? It disappeared. Can you help me find it?" He asked. The ANBU was now ready to kill. "Wait. I think I found it. How could I forget an old magic trick." He said, leaning down and yanking the kunai right from behind the dead ANBU's ear. The blood squirted up and splattered Shinico's face. "The coin is always behind the ear, so why shouldn't the kunai?" Shinico asked. The ANBU attacked, but Shinico sidestepped and kneed the ANBU, knocking the air out of him. The ANBU hit his knees. Shinico walked around the ANBU, twirling the kunai. "Hmm. What does the Hokage want with me?" Shinico asked. The ANBU coughed. "Why should I tell you?" He asked. "Wrong answer. Now, lets play chance. I'm gonna throw the kunai in the air, and it's gonna land wherever it wants to. You never know if it will hit your back, ankle, or maybe your head." Shinico said, throwing the kunai. It sailed up, then back down, doing deep into the ANBU's shoulder. The ANBU held back a yell of pain. "Shhhh. You might wake the baby." Shinico said, twisting the kunai before he pulled it out. "Now, tell me." He said. The ANBU shook his head. "Ohh. A tough guy." Shinico said, and kicked the ANBU in the gut, rolling him over. "Bonus round. I get a shot at your front side." Shinico said, and threw the kunai into the air. It sailed down, and dropped, barely missing the ANBU's head. "Ohhh no. I missed. I sure do hope you're nice enough to give me a redo." Shinico said. The ANBU's eyes were big, and his skin was white. He finally got his breath, and tried to get up.
Shinico turned and struck a point on his middle. The ANBU fell back, numb and unable to move. "Ohhh. I should of thanked Neji for teaching me that. He hit me so many times there, I still don't feel my body. HAHAHA." Shinico laughed. The ANBU now feared for his life. "Oh, yes. My mulligan." Shinico said, throwing the kunai into the air. It came down, sticking right into his waist. "Ohhh my. A little more south and there wouldn't be any baby ANBU's." Shinco said. The ANBU was sweating, and freaking out. "She wanted me to take you back to her. She wants to treat you, and make you better." He said. Shinico gave a sad look. "That's all? This was a waste of my time. Hmm. Lady Knockers should of helped me first. Hmm. Oh well." Shinico said, grabbing a kunai out of his bag and as he walked toward the compound, flung the kunai into the air. It came down, and the ANBU was hit directly in the middle of the eyes, killing him. Shinico yawned. "Hmm. Should I knock, or ring the door bell?" he asked himself. He walked up to the door of the main house. He got ready to knock, but then he kicked the door, making it fly off the hinges. "KNOCK KNOCK. HAHAHA." Shinico laughed. A maid turned.
She gasped. "Wrong place, granny." He said, grabbing her and throwing her out the window. He walked through the household. "Ohh. My dear friend Sasuke's room." he said, kicking in the door also. Sasuke bolted straight upright. "NANASHI?" he asked. "HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT MYSELF?" he yelled, turning and grabbing Sasuke's little sister. "I'm no longer Nanashi. I'm Shinico." He said. Sasuke was freaking out. "How far was that drop? Twenty feet?" Shinico asked. Sasuke was stunned. "ANSWER ME." Shinico yelled so loud that Sasuke felt it in his chest. "YES." Sasuke said. "Hmm. I wonder if your sister can fly…oh…fourty feet." Shinico said, running and throwing Sasuke's little sister out the window. She screamed, then there was a thud, and no sound. "Haha. Funny. You lose more sisters that way." Shinico said. Sasuke was stunned. "YOU BASTARD." He yelled, and charged Shinico. He went right through him. A laugh hung in the air. Suddenly, a scream and a splashing sound. Sasuke ran out, and saw his mother in a pool of blood, with Shinico right there. "Shame. She was rather pretty." He said.
Sasuke screamed in anger and sorrow. He blindly charged Shinico again. "OLE." Shinico said, and sidestepped Sasuke, resulting in him tripping over his own mother's body and rolling down the stairs. Shinico laughed. "Just like a slinky. Brings a smile to your face when they plummet down a set of stairs." Shinico said. Shinico turned to be smacked across the face with a hard right from the father of Sasuke. Shinico flipped backward, but stuck to the wall, smiling. "Ohhh hello Papi Uchiha." Shinico said. The father was furious. Suddenly, the Uchiha was doing signs. "Fire style: X-ecution." He said, and crossed his arms. He threw them down, and a flaming X flew at Shinico. Shinico's eyes widened, and he jumped. He was struck on the right cheek by the very middle of the X. The middle was burned onto his cheek, while the rest of the X was burned across his face. Shinico laid on the floor, motionless. The father walked up. "Die, you rancid human." He said, lifting up his foot. Suddenly, Shinico's eyes opened, and a kunai went right into the father's foot. The Uchiha yelled in pain, and Shinico did a floor spin kick, knocking down the man. Shinico got up, and looked at himself in the mirror. His burn wasn't major. The middle was on his cheek, while one line went down his neck, another one went across his chin. The upper lines caught his right ear, and the other line went right across the bridge of the nose and passed right through the middle of his eyes and across his forehead, making a perfect X.
"You hurt me. Hehe. AND I LIKE IT." Shinico yelled, grabbing the kunai and stabbing it into the father's chest. "I'm about an inch from your heart. But, I won't make the cut." Shinico said. Shinico grabbed Sasuke and dragged him over, wrapping Sasuke's hand on the kunai handle. Shinico then got right down to Sasuke, and got up close to his ear. "SASUKE." He yelled. Sasuke jumped, not knowing the kunai was in his hand, and the sudden movement made his hand pull the kunai to the right, slicing the father's heart in half. "OHHHHH. SASUKE. HOW COULD YOU KILL YOUR OWN FATHER?" Shinico asked, then laughed. Sasuke realized what he did. "NOOOOO." Sasuke yelled, and ran. "Hehehe. This family reunion will be short and sweet." Shinico said. Sasuke then got mad, and turned. "YOU." He yelled. "Who? Me?" Shinico asked. Sasuke screamed, and ran at him. Shinico just clotheslined him. Sasuke started to cry. "Awww. Poor Sasuke. You should be happy. It was such a beautiful day today. Here, let me help you." He said. Shinico walked over to the mother, and dipped his finger in her blood. He returned to Sasuke. He hit the point that made him not move. Sasuke looked around. "Here you go, buddy. This will make you appear happy. Nothing like your own flesh and…blood…to cheer you up. Especially the blood of your own mother." Shinico said, drawing two lines on either side of Sasuke'e lips, then covered them. "Aww. Look. A perfect smile. HAHAHA." Shinico laughed, and then he disappeared into the night.
What do you think? More insanity? Alright. you talked me into it.
