A/N: so here's chappie 2 I've been reading lots of BlackIce lately Jack and Pitch 4ever! Haha suggest any good fics to me please :D Goddammit Pitch is freaking me out with all the white figures in the hallway. Not sure if its my imagination or what :/

Setting: modern times; Phantomhive Manor; both Ciel and Alois are demons and detectives for the queen, after Ciel resurrected Alois to become his companion. Its kind of a fanfiction of a fanfiction called Devil's Like to Dance by Hateweasel but you'll understand this chapter without reading it.

Drabbles of Fluff

Evil Hammocks

The Phantomhive Manor, a place that has seen countless destruction, housed many mysteries and home to two demon lovers and a butler.

On that particular day Ciel Phantomhive was on his way home from a meeting with the new head detective of Scotland Yard, opting to go by himself instead of bringing his blonde lover. The bluenette sighed as he braced himself for the destruction of his manor. Maybe leaving the blonde menace to his own devices wasn't a god idea.

Ciel groaned inwardly as he recalled the time. *Alois had put a lizard in the toaster. A lizard, for god's sake! He claimed he was curious of what would happen. Well what did happen was the annihilation of the countertop.

Finally reaching his manor, he gazed in surprise of the fact that the Phantomhive Manor was still standing tall and proud and despaired instead for the chaos he would surely see once he stepped into his home. After all, he was gone for 3 days. Surely Alois would have destroyed something.

To his complete and utter surprise, the living still lived, undamaged save for a few holes in the wall here and there as if someone hand pounded nails into it. He found the reason for the damages soon enough. There in one corner of the room swayed a hammock, and on it a fourteen year old lad, smiling contently in his sleep.

Ignoring the holes in the wall, Ciel silently strode towards his sleeping lover and permitted his usually frowning face, a tiny smile.

Halfway across the room, Alois lazily opened an eye as he approached him.

"No Ciel, please don't go into the kitchen." He murmured sleepily as soon as he saw his boyfriend.

Ciel paused and stared, already dreading the state of his kitchen. Patting the space next to him, Alois gave him another of his smiles he kept only for the bluenette. Now much more awake and alert, he sat up some as Ciel came nearer.

A foot away from the hammock, Ciel paused uncertainly, if only for a second.

Dammit, how do you even get on a hammock?

Alois saw the flash of uncertainty on the bluenette's face and it was enough to get him giggling. The great master of demons, not knowing how to lie down on a hammock? Priceless.

The Phantomhive demon, determined on lying next to his lover, decided on tackling it head on. He jumped into the hammock and-

"Hahahahaha!" The blonde menace fell into hysterics as Ciel completely missed the hammock and face planted into the unforgiving floor.

Glaring at the blonde, Ciel decided that the hammock must be evil.

"Shut up."

The bluenette, now more determined than ever to conquer the hammock to salvage his pride, put his right foot on the hammock and heaved himself up. Resulting only with a bump on his head and more laughter from Alois, who, was now too far gone to help the bluenette.

The hammock swung left and right, shook and swayed at the bluenette's every attempt to get on. Once, it even went upside down, almost tossing both demons on the floor.

Finally Ciel settled down next to Alois, a grimace on his face for all he had to endure but feeling victorious. Alois had finally calmed and was now smirking at the bluenette as he turned to look at his lover.

"So, first time on the hammo-"

Alois was interrupted as in one swift turn, the hammock turned over and threw the lovers onto the floor. Landing next to each other, Alois and Ciel looked at each other then laughed like crazy before pulling each other into a passionate kiss.

After more than a minute, they pulled away, both blushing as Alois wiped the thin thread of saliva connecting them.

"I'm glad you're home." Alois grinned.

"I miss you too." the bluenette replied.

All at once the hammock collapsed on them entangling them together as they pulled each other once more into a kiss.

Surely the hammock was evil.

*Alois putting a lizard in the toaster was an event in the fanfiction, Devils Like to Dance