MEMOS

You were wrong! You were wrong! You were wrong!

Okay, Albus, calm down. There's no need to rub it in.

Oh sweet Merlin, I have to tell Alastor!

Don't you even think about it!

What are you going to do about it?

You're talking to the Transfiguration Professor at Hogwarts.

You're talking to the former Transfiguration Professor of Hogwarts and the one who has the power to fire you.

You're talking to the woman who does all of the paperwork for you.

… DAMN IT! You win!

Thank you.

Even so, YOU WERE WRONG!!

Well, if you hadn't have given him a head's up, I might have been right.

I couldn't let the poor man go without a fair warning.

And it won you two Galleons.

That too. Besides, even if I hadn't have told him, I don't think it would have worked.

It so would have.

Would not.

Would too.

Would not.

Are we seriously doing this?

Well, it's your fault for betting that you could change Severus' hair colour without him noticing.