I Blame You.
Summary: What happens if Kakashi actually begged the Hokage to make Naruto in his group? And for what reason would he ask for this? Find out.
I
do not
own Naruto. So the characters I use for this fiction are not mine.
I
forgot to mention that there would be some spoilers from the first
three mangas…or anime…since those were the only things I
read…since there is no more Iruka.
Chapter One:
"Maybe this mission wasn't worth it after all…Iruka-sensei saw me for the first time and the wrong idea of me…I feel so humiliated…for once I hate you Icha Icha Paradise." Gloomy and depressed the jonin didn't want to meet his team at all instead he wanted to take out all his anger on them…"AH…the blonde one is playing a stupid trick on me…might as well tease them for a while…" Opening the door an eraser fell upon the top of his head, Naruto laughing his butt off, Sakura pretending to be innocent, and Sasuke…. being disappointed with his teacher…these little bugs only pissed him off. Smiling Kakashi bent down to stare at the three cheerfully then pulled back up putting his hand against his chin. "Judging by my first impression of you three…is I HATE YOU"
He enjoyed watching the three sink down with shame as Kakashi decided to go on with his little torture program. "Well now that you all know me, why don't we go outside and introduce ourselves?" Muttering to himself he thought "Not that I care it's just a good way to waste some time."
Once
outside the three Chunin sat as Kakashi just leaned against the
balcony to stay away from the kids. Listening to each 'story' he
shook his head "This
has got be the most stupidest people I've had ever met…Naruto
will never be a Hokage if he talks this way…oh what does my
beautiful Iruka sensei see in him? Sakura isn't interested in doing
any of this at all…she only studies just to get the emo boy's
attention. Speaking of emo boy…he has someone to kill…what a
moron…"
Finally he stood straight pointing at the three "All right then,
now that is settled we are going to survival round!! If you pass then
I'll allow you to become my students and train you to be true
ninjas! Just because you graduated from little kindergarten doesn't
already make you a ninja. Like I said if you fail, I refuse to teach
you and you'll be going to little kindergarten with Iruka again!!
Understood?"
The three nodded as the followed their teacher
worried and frightened, it was obvious that this wasn't going to be
an easy task…
Meanwhile…
"What
was it that you wanted to know Iruka…? If this whole arrangement
wasn't a date then what would it possibly be?" The Hokage asked
half-jokingly "I'm kidding with you…" The old man quickly
said sensing great fury coming out of the dolphin's face.
Quickly
the Hokage decided it was best to change the subject "I know you're
reason of summoning me here…here this is all on Naruto's
teacher…Kakashi." Handing him a book Iruka took it silently, once
he saw a picture of that pervert he saw before his eyes widened in
realization, Naruto's teacher was a pervert. "Surely you're
telling me that you sent my favorite student to a…"
"That's
not the important thing Iruka…now please keep on reading…it gets
even more interesting."
Giving the Hokage a doubtful look he
nodded and continued to read the book and once more again there was
another surprising message "Lord Hokage this is impossible!" The
scared-nosed teacher gasped.
Back to Naruto and the gang…
"What?
We have to take those two bells? If those were the rules then why did
we have to skip lunch?" Naruto complained.
"The hungrier you
are the better since you're motivation would be catching the
bells…if you catch a bell then I'll give you a bento as a prize…"
Kakashi answered rather quickly annoyed with the boy's complaint.
"What's wrong Sakura? You've been staring at the two bells
every since I mentioned them as a little survival game…"
The
girl blinked for a second and nodded "Yes, actually…there are
three of us here…and you only have two bells. How is the third
person suppose to get the bell if there are only two?"
Smiling
Kakashi loved it; the girl was so smart "That's the point! If the
last person wasn't able to catch anything then that person won' t
be getting any food. That's the whole point of this game. If you're
a ninja there will be many more trials ahead of you, this one is only
but a warm-up. Now when I say begin you will start so…"
"No
way! I'm getting one of those bells!" The blonde shouted as he
went to kick his sensei but it was blocked easily with Kakashi's
arm. Shocked Naruto bounced away "No way!! You fell from my little
trap from before there was no way you could've dodged that!"
"Look at the dunce talk…" Kakashi glared "I didn't even
say start yet, that was cheating…Anyway…now you may start…"
Both Sasuke and Sakura disappeared but only Naruto remained making
the Jonin sigh "All right Naruto….we'll have it your way then…"
Taking out his Icha Icha book he began to read as the orange jump
suited child did different stunts but all failed. Which left Naruto
hanging around with a tree since his ankle was caught in a trap.
About a few hours later…(too lazy to type up the whole entire stuff)
Naruto was tied up against a log while Sasuke and Sakura were sitting next to the pouting boy exhausted. Coming up the them a jonin smiled "I have to say to you that…. none of you will be going back to kindergarten…"
Sasuke
smiled, Sakura cheered, while Naruto screaming "I can be a real
ninja now!!" Everyone was very happy until Kakashi broke the truth
"You three ninjas? Give me a break, you simply disgusted me you
don't have to go back to kindergarten simply because it's
POINTLESS for you to try!" Shocked the trio went silent until
Sakura decided to ask what they did wrong.
Another strange silent
fell among the students and the teacher until Kakashi spoke
"Teamwork. You guys didn't do any teamwork. Sakura you were too
busy looking for Sasuke when Naruto might've been needing your help
to fight me. While Sasuke tried to get me all to himself thinking
that the other's were a pain. While Naruto wouldn't give his team
a chance to fight, you guys should've worked as a team…instead
you were running around like idiots."
"However
as a kind and generous man I am, I'll give you all another chance
to try again…and this time you better not fail. Sasuke…Sakura you
may eat the bento that I had made for you but don't you DARE feed
anything to Naruto since he tried to eat them while you two were
fighting. He doesn't deserve it. I'll be back once you finish
eating all right?" Within a second Kakashi was gone from his
students.
"Finally
a break!"
Smiling he knew that those two might be listening to him by now by
not letting Naruto eat. "Fools
they are…they already lost…this always happen, they only listen
to their superiors and not care for their teammate…it'll be just
the same like the others did…I wonder what Iruka is doing right
now…I wish I can start over our meeting…god he's so cute"
GROWL!!
Surprised to hear such a loud growl, which was coming from Naruto's
stomach Kakashi hide behind a tree deciding to listen to what his
students have to say.
After
30 minutes of torture Naruto slumped his head sadly staring at his
teammates eating happily. Another growl as the blonde refused to
complain about his hunger not wanting his teammates to sacrifice
their passes just to feed him. Then suddenly out of nowhere Sasuke
held out his bento towards Naruto "…Here…"
"Sasuke!
What are you doing! If we feed Naruto we'll fail again!" Sakura
shouted but Sasuke glared at her angrily. "I don't care with what
that guy has to say…" He replied coolly "But I can't have
Naruto hungry and weak when we fight our teacher again…besides he's
probably out far away. It should be cool"
Touched by his words
Sakura handed out her share of her bento as well. Naruto felt his
heart melt in happiness to see how his teammates were going to look
out for them even when he was being selfish "Thanks you guys…really
thanks…"
Kakashi stood at his hiding spot smiling "Well what do you know…I may not hate them after all…time for my cue." Making an angry face he ran towards the three "YOU!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FEEDING HIM? YOU ALL…!"
"Pass."
Silence…
"We
what?" Sakura and Naruto asked dumbfounded with Sasuke giving out a
strange look.
"I said you pass" Kakashi repeated happily "You
guys showed me the teamwork you were suppose to do…not listening to
your superiors is low…however leaving a teammate behind just
because a superior told you…. is even lower than garbage itself.
Therefore, I pass all three of you. And I'll be training all of you
my best to become the greatest ninjas!"
Smiling Kakashi walked back home "Iruka…now I know why you like him so much…he brings out the true side of other people…like he did to you. I'm not just going to use Naruto to become close to you no more…I'm going to actually try my best…to make him the future Hokage as he wishes to be…I take that back, I'm going to use him too in order to get you."
Back to Iruka…"You
mean this teacher…doesn't pass anyone? That's impossible" The
school teacher shouted "How will Naruto become a true ninja, his
skills are not that great yet…though he has matured…"
The
Hokage smiled gently "Calm down Iruka…actually I sense that he
did pass…since Kakashi gives out a small test to everyone…to see
who is worthy of his training…and what he tests…on his students
is teamwork…Kakashi is a good man Iruka, though he may be odd at
times…or VERY odd all the time, he's still has a good heart"
Smiling Iruka nodded "I suppose I can agree with that…thank you Lord Hokage, I'm glad we had this talk."
Walking out of the restaurant the scared-nosed man
smiled feeling the warm sunshine glowing against his face "I guess
you're not as bad as I thought you were…Kakashi-sensei." He
said aloud.
"Who did you thought was bad?" Kakashi asked his
favorite schoolteacher from behind grinning "Yo"
"Kakashi-sensei!!" The man shrieked in terror
"I didn't mean that in a bad way well in a way I did but I didn't
mean to say it when you were around and I…"
"Shhh"
Kakashi stopped him from talking any further. "You don't have to
talk like that any further…Iruka…-chan" Winking the jonin
disappeared before the schoolteacher's very eyes.
Standing Iruka blinked not noticing with what had just happened.
Finally after a few minutes of standing there the man realized with what had just happened and was furious! "How dare he!" The dolphin shouted in fury as he started out a tantrum "How dare he make fun of me like that!! Taking advantage of me like that! The nerve!!" Though he said all this in a fiery way he was actually blushing noticing how attractive Kakashi was. "Forget that Kakashi-sensei! I don't think I can respect him after that kind of treatment I got from him! Honestly." Taking a deep breath he stared at the floor for a moment and continued to walk alone.
"Iruka-sensei!!! I passed! I passed being a ninja!! I'm going to train so hard to become the world's greatest ninja; I'm going to make you even more proud of me!!! Aren't you happy huh?" Naruto shouted glomping his teacher roughly from behind. "Can you take me out to ramen please? Please? Please?" The boy pleaded, smiling Iruka nodded "All right Naruto…let's go celebrate today for passing your teacher's exam…"
"You heard of it Iruka-sensei? From who?"
"The Hokage…I was worried about your teacher and how he treated his other students…I suppose that was all for naught wasn't it?" Iruka grinned as the blonde stared at him confused
"No, I'm glad you were worried about me Iruka-sensei! You act like a mom to me!" The boy shouted bluntly without thinking turning the poor schoolteacher dead as a ghost "Did I say something wrong Iruka-sensei? You seem pale" Forcing a smile Iruka looked at him shaking "Naruto…when you said that I act like a mother to you…what exactly do you mean? Don't you mean 'father'? There is a difference you know?"
"Of course I know that Iruka-sensei, I only say that your like my mom since moms worry a lot, cook, buy, and care for a lot!! You do all those things for me; you always clean up my room, do my laundry, and sometimes try and make me eat regular food besides ramen! Moms cook and clean all the time! So that makes you my mom!"
"Actually Naruto…mothers are women, and can be women only. Just because most women do cooking and cleaning doesn't exactly make them a mom…you know that…." The teacher was about to continue when he noticed Naruto's blue eyes about to water. "Naruto? What's wrong?"
"You don't want to be my mom huh?" The boy asked tearfully making the dolphin feel helpless.
"Ah…Naruto…all right, I'll be your mother but if I'm your mother…who's the father?"
Sipping his ramen the boy looked at him grinning "Kakashi-sensei! He's strong and strict like a father! Mothers are supposed to be nice like you Iruka-sensei!"
Blushing the man looked at his ramen embarrassed
"Naruto…do you really mean that?"
"Of course I DO! I'm
going to train some more so I'll see you again later! Thanks for
the ramen Iruka-sensei."
Making sure that that dolphin teacher couldn't see him, Naruto headed down the forest where Kakashi came up from behind "There I told Iruka-sensei!" The boy declared, "Now as promised tell me how to become a greater ninja ok? Lying to Iruka-sensei like that made me feel really bad so you better make it worth it!"
"I know …I know" Kakashi grinned "Don't you worry about it, since things have been going to plan, good work Naruto"
A poor confused Iruka stood behind his doorway staring at the floor "How blunt Naruto is…to say that out loud like that. I feel so strange…and…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Coming out of his long daze the man flipped out seeing Kakashi right at his window "KAKASHI-SENSEI!!! What are you doing here? This is my room!"
"Goodness, for a kind hearted teacher, you can scream all right" The jonin muttered as he just entered the room without hesitation "I was just waiting for you that's all"
The teacher found himself turning red in front of the jonin and looked away "Why wait for me?"
"I just had a question for you that's all…why? Is it bad? You don't like my company?" Kakashi pushed on as he continued to come closer the other whom only backed away nervously.
"Kakashi-sensei it's not your company that's frightening me, it's how you come close to me like this…is all"
"What's wrong with me coming close to you??" The jonin asked carefully.
Iruka stared at the handsome jonin silently not saying a word until it hit him, Kakashi…he did meet him before! But when, where, and how…why? When Iruka was younger he wasn't on Kakashi's team…so where?
"Iruka-sensei? Are you all right?"
Getting out of the zone the man nodded quickly "I'm sorry Kakashi…I don't seem to be myself at the moment. I guess I was zoning out…I mean well I was but still you know?"
Leaving quietly Kakashi stared down at his feet "What have I done again? I scared him once more…he'll hate me for sure. Maybe I should give up" Sadly he continued to walk down the hall which seemed to be endless. He had told his team to train while he was out doing an errand and the errand happened to be a failure.
Later…
"Kakashi-sensei! You're late!! AGAIN" Naruto whined, "We waited for about two hours!! Where were you?"
Glaring at the orange jumpsuit kid the jonin growled dangerously "That is none of your business and I was only thirty minutes late" Noticing Sakura coming to the stage he repeated his time "Thirty minutes!!" Hearing this made the girl walk back to her spot next to Sasuke who only was staring at Kakashi with an evil glare.
"All right you guys, our first mission…"
"A MISSION?? All right!!! We get to go on our first NINJA mission!! OUR FIRST NINJA MISSION!! How awesome is that? And we get to…OWWWW!! What the hell was that? And why did you do it?"
"First answer, that was the thousand years of pain…and I did it to shut your little mouth up. Now let me continue with what your first mission would be. And it's pretty risky…"
"A what? No way that's the most stupidest mission ever." Naruto complained with Sakura joining in making Naruto shut up and apologizing to the angry sensei.
"This is going to be a long day." Kakashi moaned.
To be continued…
