HAB: I'm back, Mahahahahahahahaha! And guess what! T-kun, my slave a.k.a editor, is sick in bed :D! He wanted to come today but I cried about how I don't want him to be under any stress, and he fell for it! He is so easy to change his mind. His heart is like pudding

Jelly jiggler: don't you mean jelly

HAB: … -_- sorry I just don't… understand your character… nah, I just find you boring to write about.

Jelly Jiggler: WHAT!! But most great fanfic writers write about me because I am so great and you would throw my lines away to bobobo or beauty just because I am boring! If people decide not to write boring then we would not have laws or-

HAB: and the story begins!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo

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So far in the story Beauty had a weird dream, went in court, woke up Suzu, did laundry and Suzu decide that everyone should go to the beach after lunch.

"Hey Suzu will you go swimsuit shopping with me?" Beauty was standing at Suzu's door. She was too nervous to go to the mall by her self. The last time she went alone a box of pocky kept following her and was checking her out.

"Sure but only if I pick your swimsuit." Suzu smiled

"Fine but you are treating me to lunch."

"Okay just let my finish calling everyone." Said Suzu who pulled out the longest list Beauty had ever seen in real life. And she didn't really want to know who was on the list so she didn't bother with it. And what had to be more concerned about was what Suzu would make beauty wear. Although she would be okay in a bikini, Beauty was afraid that Suzu would make her wear something embarrassing, like a very very very revealing bikini with a hot celebrity on it or something.

Beauty got a shiver down her back. Now that's creepy! Beauty thought.

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Beauty was on the couch reading the book 'City of Bones' when Suzu (after 2 hours) finally finished calling everyone. She came into the living room and collapsed at Beauty's feet.

"Who know calling 45 people would be so tiring." Suzu sighed

"WHAT!!!" Beauty screamed wearing her pop eyed face. "Forty five people! That's too many! We would take up the whole beach!"

"I know, good thing only five can come on such sort notice." Suzu laughed. Beauty could only look at her funny, and was wondering why she was friends with this girl who thought that the more the merrier meant inviting every one you meet on the street.

Beauty just shook her head. It was the only thing she could do "Who are coming to the Beach with us?"

"Beach Party you mean." Suzu said winking at Beauty

"Great." More to worry about Beauty thought

"Lets see um… oh yeah Bubu-bu, the fish cake head dude, Captain Battleship, and Rice."

"That's four," Beauty said dully "who's the fifth?"

"Oh, also Namero."

"Okay then, shall we go out and buy stuff for this beach party?" Beauty asked

"We shall." Suzu giggled. They went off. But Beauty had something else on her mind then baech parties.

Namero is coming. I hope he and Gasser won't get in a fight and embarrass us

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"BEAUTY!!!!!!!!"

"AAAHHHHH!!!" beauty screamed out of surprise. Suzu looked at her with displeasure. They were in a swimwear clothing shop and Suzu and Beauty were in the Bikini area.

"Couldn't you at least pay attention? What do you want to go their naked." Suzu asked.

"NO! Of course not." Beauty was turning red there was no way that she would go naked but Suzu can be very, very cruel.

"Good," Suzu placed a swimsuit in Beauty's hands "try this one on and let me see how you look."

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"FINALLY, we are done!" Suzu cried. Beauty was just relived that she got something that wasn't to embarrassing.

"Ah, Suzu and Beauty. The two girls of the bo-bobo gang." said a mysterious voice

They both turned their heads to find a old guy who looked like he was in his 80's. He was in a battle pose.

"Fight me and I will let you pass."

"No." Beauty turned away and crossed her arms

"Awe, come on, please." the old man begged

"No."

"Pleases, I'll give you a free coupon on shoes."

"Alright, we will take your offer." Suzu burst in

"What!!" Bauty yelled wearing her freaked out face.

"Get ready for the battle of your life!" Suzu taunted

"Ha, you two are the ones who shall get their butts kicked." the old man replied

Suzu and the old man was ready for the biggest fight in mall history, while beauty was ready to leave on a one way plane to Togo (yes, Togo is a real place, look it up).

God is there any other way for them to be embarrassing me she looked the other way hopefully Suzu wouldn't ask her to help.

"Beauty, help me defeat this guy." Suzu called

"Fine," Beauty said looking pissed. She walked over to Suzu's side "what do you want me to do."

"Attack formation C!"

"What the hell!? What's that?"

But Suzu had already moved towards the old man, so beauty's question was left unanswered for the rest of eternity.

Suzu charged at the old man. She tried to lay a left hook on him but he quickly moved. She first was shocked at his agility but quickly retaliated and she went for a spinning back kick but she missed yet again.

The old man backed up "ha so you don't have any super fists". Before Suzu could react to this comment the old guy started to glow "Super fist of the toothpick: toothpick arena!"

Then some how all three people were in some kind of coliseum that resembled romain coliseum but it was mostly coloured blue and not so big.

"Now pick your weapon." the old man chanted

All of a sudden a computer screen came out with a bunch of weapons on it. suzu took the nearest weapon. Which was a toothpick. But a strange toothpick. It had a picture of a dog on it eating yogurt gum.

"Wait a minute!" screamed Jelly jiggler "Your doing that on purpose aren't you!" but of coruse no one even paid attention to him. And he disappeared back with Bobobo and the others at the house.

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The old man held up the biggest gun Suzu have ever seen. Suzu was now hoping that Beauty got a better weapon then her. but it seemed fate was against her because what held up was a roll of duct tape.

"hold up your weapons kids!"

Suzu slowly lifted her hand.

"oh no you have the great toothpick of knowledge! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The old man jumped off the arena which was now gone

"Yes! I won!" Cheered Suzu.

"… What just happened?"

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HAB: yeah so that's it okay. I wanted to finish it quickly so I could move on and post this. Don't yell at me. Anyways I went over my last one there were a lot of mistakes. Opps, my so called editor yelled at me. So hopefully this one is better, and not so boring. I doubt. Well that's the en-

Beauty: Wait a minute! What the hell was that all about!? Ending the chapter like that!

HAB: well I wanted to end the chapter early so I could post it.

Beauty: Does anyone even read this crap?

HAB:… maybe… bye I got to go! :D