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Chapter 2:Weird New Start

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While on the way to the 8th division HQ Gotei 13 General Yamamoto explained to Johnny what a shinigami does, rank structure, and laws the same thing Urahara didn't bother to explain(his own little last annoyance present to Yamamoto). Johnny's personal favorite were where all the chinese places and ramen stands were in Sereitie.

"So old man how well do you know the eighth division captain and why am i aloud to be trained in the soul society?" said Johnny

"Well to tell you the truth I have seen you in human world fighting and training and I thought you would be a good shinigami, also we set you up with captain Shunsui because I trained him personally myself and he volentired to do it since he is good friends with Urahara and probably still has that little crush on Yoruichi." stated Yamamoto with a chuckle especially that last part.

While on the walls a young female captain was running back to her HQ while on the wall to the old man's and Johnny's right. The female hits a lose tile and slips expecting to hit her head on the hard ground she feels a unusually caring warmth catch her she rubs her right face cheek into the warm chest holding. Then reality comes back into play she opens her eyes thinking its Tatsufusa trying to play the hero by losening the wall tile.

"Ok you bastard don't ever try and pull that stunt agia..." Cut short after looking at the human's deeply blue eyes she states,"Uh... heh hi General." She tries to explain to the general but was cut off.

"Guess what Soifon your bringing this young man to the 8th division HQ since you don't mind getting on top of things." that perverted yet snappy joke kind of freaked both Johnny and Soifon to the extent them to wonder what was going on in that crazy head of his.

"Hey you don't have to get off me now." Soifon gave Johnny a puzzled look and blused Johnny says,"Naa I'm just kidding."

Soifon gets off and asks,"Whats your name."

"My name is Johnny Urahara, please to meet you."

"Johnny huh, mine is Soifon you already new that."

"Soifon sounds like some kind of chinese name and why did you rub your face into my chest?"

"Well you gave off this..I don't know caring warmth that was nice." with those last couple of words her face turned red. She brought Johnny to the 8th division gave him a small kiss on the cheek and flash stepped away as fast as she could so nobody could see her redness.

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"Come in" stated a man in a straw hat and flower haori with a mountain of paperwork on his desk.

"Its me Johnny." said the boy in a almost embarrased tone.

"So you finally made it I see, strange captain Soifon hardly ever talks to anybody thats not Yoruichi but she even gave you a kiss on the cheek that really is something she is very cold and distant from people especially guys for some odd resson."

"I know my mother told me alot about her but never gave a description."

"Lets quit the chating and get straight to you training."