Chapter 2: Getting on the wrong foot
The next following morning which it was late, back at South Park police station which all the police and city officials are waiting for the arrival of Chief Wiggum and his men arrives at the station which among them was Mayor McDaniels and her aides that she looks very annoyed to deals these idiots that they made her men looks as pure geniuses and BarBrady looks good the most?!" That is when Wiggum and his men came walking in which Wiggum was busy with filling his heavy plump face with doughnuts that made the mayor sees red and rolls her eyes at them with great disgust.
"Hey….Why there is no Krusty's Burger in your town?! Wiggum asked while he has food in his mouth which all the South Park's cops just stood there looking very dumbfounded at them at that moment.
"No….There is no Krusty's Burger in South Park at all which we've a bigger problem to deal with, because your little fuck up that you had put us in?!" Yates protested his opinion out loud while he was surrounded by his men, BarBrady, Mayor McDaniels and her aides all standing there with glowering looks on their faces.
"So, you guys what you do around here, fellas which I'm loves to sleep?!" Wiggum asked which all the officers in the room looked very dumbfounded to what they've heard from Wiggum's mouth, maybe it is could be that Mayor McDaniels was standing there very quietly and looking pissed at him.
"Work!" All of the South Park cops said in a great annoyance which they are lying through their teeth that their job suck ass due from the lack of crime that had happened around here and Mayor McDaniels is there right now too.
"Well, this stink that you guys don't do fun and relaxing stuff around here?!" Wiggum said which the mayor just frowns at him and clutching her fists that hung down at her side that the local cops had quickly notices that their supervisor is pissed which she is about to explodes at any minute.
"Hey, wait a minute, Wiggum… That it'll be not tolerable in my town at all?!" McDaniels said as she stepped forward which she was publicly glaring at the morbid obese police chief from the rival town at that moment.
"Well, take look, Eddie and Lou that we've a feisty spitfire on our butts right now, so, sweetie…. What are you the mayor, or something, lady?!" Wiggum said with a light chuckle, which she was rolling her eyes up and down at him that BarBrady looks very nervous which she is about to snapped at any minute which all of the South Park officials eyes widen in fear at their mayor who was gritting her teeth at the sight of him.
"You listen to me, buddy that this is not Springfield that I'm won't tolerance your laziness while you are in my town… And I'm the mayor of South Park, jack ass?!" McDaniels viciously snapped back at the pig nose police chief to show him who is running the show in South Park that she has her finger pointed at him at that moment.
"Yeah, right, you are sweetheart?!" Wiggum replied that Lou had begun to tug on his sleeve to alert him that she is indeed the mayor of the town after seeing a portrait of her hanging on the wall next to BarBrady and the other top ranked cops.
"Uh, chief that she is not playing with you at all that she is truly the mayor of this town?!" Lou said while he was looking at the silently glaring Mayor McDaniels who has her arms folded up by her chest at that moment.
"Why the hell that I'd listen to my hindsight in the first place instead of calling these idiots to here, which I'm should get Mysterion and his little crime fighting team to help instead?!" McDaniels said along with heavy sigh of disgust after she begins to questions Wiggum's competence to deal with the Ginger extremists which she knows her officers had faced them and other stuff that they can handles it even through they're complete idiots in her mind?!"Plus we are having multi communities picnic during the game too, gentlemen?!"
"Who the helk is Mysterion that I may ask, madam?" Wiggum asked which he was looking very confused after he had heard her say Mysterion, while he was looking at the mayor was standing next to her aides, BarBrady, Yates and Dawson at that moment.
"Mysterion and a group of young South Park residents who dressed in superheroes attire to help us out to rid of crime and bad guys from our community, Wiggum?!" Yates said as he stepped forward while both McDaniels and BarBrady looks at each other very funny as Yates spoke with such annoyance.
"Oh, you mean someone like Bartman and Pie man who caused chaos and destruction in our town, but saves our town too?!" Wiggum replied while he had pulled his cap off and wipes the sweat from his forehead which he was looking very nervously at the South Park city officials who are proving to be a tough audience right now.
"Well, buddy you've it all wrong with our superheroes?!" Yates answered coldly at his comment.
"That is it….. Harrison, George and Tom I'm need to speak with you three alone in George's office now!?" McDaniels demanded which all of the three commanding officers had let a disappointed moan out loud that is when she had given them a very dirty look and they all went upstairs to BarBrady's office at that moment.
"Yes, Madam?!" the three commanding officers said after they walks away from view which Wiggum begins to mumbles something.
"Well, then that I've thought that Marge Simpson was the nagger of all time that I'm can't stand at all, but your mayor has taken the title from Mrs. Simpson?!" Wiggum added which Officer Alexander McDaniels just stood there, and giving him the infamous McDaniels look which his eyes was narrowed with disgust and brows made a v shape that he knows that his mother can be a very demanding bitch when something arises in town, but she is mom to him.
"Damn, dude, you look like your mother when she is pissed?!" Officer Brown said when he looks over at the silently fuming grown first son of South Park who has his arms clutched at his sides.
Inside BarBrady's office which Mayor McDaniels was sitting in the one of the chairs that sits in front of BarBrady's desk and she has her hands going right now.
"Damnit, BarBrady that I'm knew better about bringing these jackasses to here will be a fucking problem in the first place?!" McDaniels exclaimed in exhaustion after having a bitch fit a few moments ago.
"Mayor, that we are going to show these Springfield coppers, how we do it in South Park which we'd faced the gingers and other things?!" Yates answered while the seated officials well, expect for the mayor's aides who were standing behind the mayor which they're looking at Yates.
"Fine that I'm don't know on how the hell that you're going to do at all, gentlemen… But I'm wanted this problem under control when our visitors arrives in a few days?!" McDaniels said while she remained seated in the chair and rubbing her forehead to relives the stress that is building right now.
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A few hours later…. Across town which the boys came from the school which it is the last week of school that is the year is going out with half days which the last day is the day before the game of the year. Plus they had gotten a day off from a nonstop stretch of baseball practices to ready them for Springfield that is when they had come across the Springfield team who had arrived a few days early which both teams were staring down at each other's.
Oh, look you guys…. It's those damned Springfielders?!" Cartman snarls at the scene of them as they came toward them at that moment.
"Dude, what the fuck?!" Stan said in a great annoyance.
"Oh, did he just swear which I'm telling daddy on you?!" Rod Flanders said which both he and his brother were covering their ears from the sound of Stan's swearing.
"Oh, don't tell me you two are overly religiously which you think swearing and other cool shit is a sin just like Kahl's mom?!" Cartman said in a very annoyed tone as he looks menacing at both Rod and Todd which Kyle looks very pissed at Cartman after he had made an insulting comment about his mom again.
"Goddamnit, Cartman…. Quit insulting my mother you fat fuck?!" Kyle shot back with such anger that was hinted in the tone of his voice which both Rod and Todd had gasped out in great horror.
"So, what the fuck are you doing here a few days early, Sringfielders?!" Craig said which he looks not pleased at them.
"Don't hurt me, South Parkers?!" Millhouse said in a panic which he has raise his arms up by his face.
"Whoa…..Whoa…Whoa, on there, South Parkers that you can't tell us to what we can do?!" Bart protested loudly at their unwelcome gesture which Craig just gave him the finger.
"Well, bitch you're in our town?" Kenny loudly mumbles. "That you are asking trouble, Springfielders?!"
"Ha-Ha…That kid just flipped you off, Bart?!" Nelson said with his famous laugh and points at Bart at that moment.
"Yeah….Here is one for you too, Springfield bitch!" Craig said which he also flipped Nelson off too which it had prompted Nelson to beat the crap out of Craig at that moment that is when Officer Alexander McDaniels and Foley came running up to them to stop the possible fight which Officer McDaniels has his nightstick out.
"Alright you kids that is an enough of your rivalry warfare which you should save it on the diamond this weekend?!" Officer McDaniels said while he was twirling his nightstick around as he stands before them which they had stopped in their tracks.
"But Officer McDaniels that they've started it by showing up in our town in the first place?!" Cartman whimpers in protest as he looks up at Officer McDaniels and Foley who was staring at them in a blankly stare.
"Quit your bitching, young man who you aren't going to follow my direct order that I'll take you all back to the station and calls your parents?!" Officer McDaniels threatened them to call their parents that they made scattered from the scene. "I'm threw that it would worked?!"
"Damn…. You sounds like your bitchy mayor mother, Officer McDaniels, or do you have sand in your vagina today?!" Cartman said which he had farted out loud on purpose that made the other boys to uses their jacket to cover their noses from the horrible smell , a mixture of refried beans and rotting eggs as they runs away from the scene.
"Goddamnit, Cartman, did you had Taco Bell for lunch today?!" Kenny mumbles loudly and the other boys were gagging which Cartman was laughing away for their latest misfortune at that moment.
"So, what that I've Taco Bell you assholes?!" Cartman said that is when the two officers had smelled the terrible smell that came from Carman's ass as they had caught it in their faces when they were going back on their foot patrol which the two officers were gagging to almost to death and looks very sick in the face right now.
Cartman, you're truly an asshole?!" Kyle replied and that is when Stan pukes his lunch back up, due from the smell.
"Well, I'm better go home and reads my comic books while I'm on the toilet?!" Cartman said.
"I think someone had Taco Bell for lunch today?!" Foley said while he was fanning his hand to rid of the dreadful smell that is hanging in the air.
"Oh, no shit, Sherlock?! Officer McDaniels said in a great annoyance toward his partner.
Later that very same night which it was after midnight at South Park City Hall which Mayor Quimby had sneaked in there without his wife's knowledge in hope to sleep with Mayor McDaniels tonight, plus he had brought his mistress Miss Springfield to town too. When he had entered the candlelit mayor's office which that he had thought that were for him that is when he looked very dumbfounded when he saw Mayor McDaniels was in a short sky blue lingerie dress and her blazer jacket, plus she was wearing BarBrady's police cap sitting on her desk while BarBrady looks drunk on love at her that his uniformed shirt was unbuttoned and in great disarray which his face was covered with ruby-red shaded lipstick which they were making out with each other's.
"Alright, people, move along, there's nothing to see here?!" McDaniels said in a very playful tone voice to BarBrady whose has a naughty smile on his face. That is when they had stopped when they had noticed him standing there which she had covered herself up with her jacket and got off the desk rather quickly and into BarBrady's arms who has a pissed off look that had formed on his face. "Quimby, what the fuck you are doing here?!"
"Eh… I've thought those rose buds, wine glasses and candles were for me which I've thought you're finally getting in to me at last?! Quimby said while he was looking at the so secret couple.
"In your dreams, Quimby that I don't still sleep with you that those romantic things for me and my husband that we've every Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday nights to spend some alone time with each other's which today is Wednesday, because we had a very busy week?!" McDaniels said while she was still standing next to BarBrady. "Why don't you go to back to your hotel room to your mistress that you're not my type anyway which I'm loves a man in a uniform instead?"
"Eh…husband?" Quimby said in a very shocked tone voice when he had seen BarBrady standing next to her at that moment.
"Now stay away from my wife which I'll arrested you for harassment, buddy?!" BarBrady said while he was pointing his finger at him that is when Quimby had back away from him.
"George, he won't give up for the pursing me?!" McDaniels said as she looks at her secret husband.
"Awh, Mary Kay that he is over sexed pig that I'm treated you like a queen and I'm a proper gentleman too?!" BarBrady said.
"And all these years that I've been threating you like scum which you're clearly right for once?!" McDaniels said which she looks ashamed of mistreating her longtime lover.
Outside of her office where Quimby was standing there and still looking very dumbfounded to what he had just saw a few minutes ago.
"Eh...What did I've just saw a few minutes ago?" Quimby said to himself before he had left the building for the hotel.
To Be Continued
Author's Note: The scene between McDaniels and BarBrady was inspired by a beautiful artwork that I've saw on Deviantart by a artist named AskHeffer :) And we now know Mayor McDaniels' first name from South Park Studios Beta's official wiki is Mary. That Mary Kay is my tribute to Mayor McDaniels' original voice actress Mary Kay Bergman.
