Santana's pov
Okay, so not how I wanted to spend Friday night. When Britt asked me to come over, I thought of sweet lady kisses, and getting it on. I did NOT plan on chasing a high-on-sugar Lord Tubbington around, while he demolished Britt's lounge room. Finally! Success. I tackled the fat fur ball and handed him to Britt with a feeling of accomplishment, as she hugged me, saying I was her hero. "Okay Britt, but next time, don't let Lord Tubbington eat all the chocolate." She replied sweetly, "San, he made these adorable puppy eyes." You gotta love Britt.
Me and Rachel? Interesting story. She was friends with my girl, and so she was friends with me. I mean, Berry's actually pretty cool, and she has the box set of vampire diaries! After we got rid of her hideous toddler grandma outfits, (goodwill, I wasn't allowed to burn them), and started to wear normal clothes, she got a LOT more attention. This didn't work out to well with Finnocence, because as I see it, this is what must be going through his head. Oh no! Girlfriend looks hot. No longer a charity case, and has a reason to breakup with my stupid, idiotic self. Well, something like that. Does Berry not see he is a total moron? Who has done fucking shit to her over the past years? No? And obviously, the boy who has been totally crushing on her for ages, and will actually treat her right, is shot down because he used to throw slushies at her. But Puck stopped! Who gets the fucking second chance? Pillsbury dough turd. Yes, and Berry is supposed to be smart. I mean, she's now my best friend, and honestly, I really do love her. Not the way I love Britt, but I love her because she makes me feel good. You know? Like with others, there's always this reminder that I slept with almost every male in the school (not Jewfro, eww!), and that I was, and maybe still am a bitch. But with Berry, she doesn't give a fuck about who I was and what I did to her, she just forgave.
That's a big part of the mystery, because if she can forgive me why can't she forgive Puck? I mean, why she would want to stay with fetus face was beyond me. Everyone has seen the chemistry between Puck and Rachel. If Puck wasn't the one we were talking about, he would be able to detect it, and he hasn't been to chemistry for the past two years. I felt like hitting them both on the head. Could they not fucking understand that they are made for each other? Rachel doesn't belong with the gentile pastry bag. Considering the fact that I took his virginity, pyramid nipples should like me more. But no, he thinks I'm a bitch.
I just want the best for Rachel. She helped me to come out as a lesbian, and surprisingly, no one really cared. I think it was just because of the fact I have knives hidden in my hair, and the fact that I am still scary as shit. Ask Jewfro. Anyways, Britt and I are 100% in love and committed, and I want someone who will treat her right for Rachel. That someone is Puck, but why won't she realise it?
SORRY THIS CHAPTER IS SHORT, I WILL UPDATE ASAP!
