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Ch. 2 Hello Swan
BPOV
Rose, Jasper and I exited the limo and we were blinded by flashing lights from the cameras.
"Bella do you think your father is prepared to lead the country?"
"Rose is it true you are dating Chad Michael Murry?"
"Jasper do you approve of your sister dating Chad Michael Murry?"
I laughed at that. I'm not sure who started that rumor but it was beyond funny how pissed Rose got about it. I could tell by the set of her jaw that she was five minutes away from swearing so much that she would make a sailor blush.
"John we better hurry Rose is pissed." I whispered.
We half walked half jogged to the entrance.
"I swear to fucking god. I don't even know him. Shit. I mean he's cute but I like more muscle on my men you know Bells."
"Damn I know that you liked me but now you are telling others that is so, hmm what's the word desperate." a deep voice answered from behind me. I closed my eyes. Yay the Cullen's are here. Not.
"You know jackass it is amazing that you can even form sentences let alone use big words like desperate, and another thing yes I like muscles but I love male genitalia more and I'm sure by now, thanks to all the steroids you inject into your ass, it is the size of a Runts banana and two grapes." Rose replied quickly.
Jasper and I snickered.
"God Jasper your laugh sounds like a fucking donkey dying." the chirpy voice of Alice Cullen said.
"Aha my favorite moronic, shallow midget is here." Jasper retorted.
"Ha ha you know how are things at your vampire loving goth orgy?" She answered with a sneer.
"Fantastic and did you ever lose your virginity you fridged bitch?" He replied with a smile.
I couldn't hold back the laugh that boomed out of my mouth.
"Don't know a lot of women who laugh like a cannibalistic hyena, it's almost endearing.:" I heard the voice that I loved/hated the most.
I turned to see Edward Cullen the most gorgeous man I had ever met leaning against a pillar. He was in a black suit with a blue tie. His copper hair disheveled and oozed sex. His green eyes probed into mine as if he could see my soul. God he is pretty, focus Bella.
"That is so funny because while I was in Africa, helping hand out medication and food to the orphans and fighting off hyenas what were you doing oh that's right, taking one for the country and filling that giant gaping hole that is Paris Hilton's vagina. Thank god you use your time productively."
"Hmm did I detect a hint of jealousy in that retort Ms. Swan?'" he replied cockily.
I rolled my eyes, "Please Cullen, if anything it was horror of having a walking fucking petri dish so close to me. Rosie do you have any anti-bacterial gel on you? I'm afraid just breathing the same air as him will lead to me getting syphilis."
Rose chuckled.
Janice the press coordinator came over and told us it was time to take our seats.
I walked beside my brother and sister and walked to our father's side of the auditorium. A camera man came into our line of sight and set up shop with the camera directly in out faces.
I leaned towards Rose's ear and said, "Shit could the Cullen's be anymore annoying? I swear if Edward touches my ass as we are taking pictures I will do something drastic."
"Like blush and mumble death threats again?"
"Hmm tempting I was thinking more along the lines of making him a unic but who knows both are so appealing." I answered with a smile.
She giggled into her hand.
Jasper leaned over, "In the immortal words of Buddha, Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
"OK Mr. Kettle Ms. Pot has something to say the next time your ass is grabbed by an annoying man you can tell me not to hold on to my anger."
He smiled and leaned away shaking his head. Ever since he had traveled to Tibet he had started quoting Buddha, most of the time I loved it except when it came to my anger.
I stuck my tongue at him. Dweeb.
The announcer came on and said that we were going to start in five minutes and I droned out everything else. I had learned at a young age that the only way to handle debates was to drown out the bull shit and go to your happy place. I hated politics. They just talked out their ass and said what people wanted to hear. I had heard something from Jon Stewart when he was talking about polls and he had said that if a poll came out that 95 of Americans were gay that the next day the candidates would walk out the next day and talk about how gay they were. So true it was all bull.
I leaned back in my chair and went to my happy place. A cool summer breeze, a waterfall I had seen while trekking through the rain forest to a save the endangered animals rally. I dove into the cool water and sighed. This is where I wanted to be naked and happy not in a stuffy room, in a stuffy suit while people talked about how they were going to change the country while they did nothing. Retarded.
I felt someone touch my arm and I came out of my daze.
"Bella it's time to take pictures." Jasper whispered to me.
"OK." I sat up and stretched.
"Mmm Swan that is nice." I heard Edward say.
"Fuck off Eddie." I said his most hated nickname.
I heard him growl as I walked away quickly. Ha ha.
We stood next to my father and he smiled at us, "What did you think guys?"
"You were wonderful Daddy." Rose answered.
I smiled Rose loved a good argument so she was probably the only one who could answer it honestly.
I loved that Charlie was doing this. He had been so helpful after our mother's death and hadn't dated really since. This was the first time he was doing something he wanted. I was proud.
We took photos as a family. Took some alone. Charlie and Carlisle were next and they shook hands. They were more civil to each other then past candidates so the press loved to get pictures of them together.
The Cullen's had taken their pictures before so Rose, Jazz and I tried to sneak out.
"Wait Rose, Bella and Jasper we would like to get one of the children."
Ugh couldn't they call us the sons and daughters? I mean for fucks sake I am eighteen. I have traveled the world and been in more protests then most. Why am I still a child?
I smiled and stood up on the stage. The photographer positioned us so that I was by Edward. Fan-fucking-tastic.
I smiled and hissed threw my teeth, "If so much as brush against my ass it will be the last thing you do."
"Oh Swan I love it when you get nasty." He smiled.
The photos began to flash and I felt a squeeze. That is it.
I lifted my three inch heal off the floor and slammed it into Edward's foot.
"Fuck"He hissed while he winced for a short second in pain.
"I warned you ass face."
"We are done thank you everyone. You were wonderful." the photographer's said.
"Bella! I totally saw that! Nicely done." Rose gushed.
"Isabella Marie Swan I need to speak to you" Charlie said. Shit I guess Rose wasn't the only one who caught that.
I smiled confidently and walked to Charlie. He held my arm and smiled. He talked through his teeth as we had all become accustomed so the press couldn't read our lips.
"What the hell was that Isabella." He hissed.
"Edward Cullen decided to grab my ass, so I defended myself." I replied with a grin through my teeth.
"HE DID WHAT?" Charlie said.
"Don't move your lips till we get to the limo Dad."
"When I am president I am putting a hit on him I swear. Try to get his social security number."
I laughed, "Way to use the office for good. Dad be like Spiderman, with great power comes great responsibility."
He smiled at me genuinely, "I love you Bella." He gave me a hug.
"So are we having a family dinner tonight?" I asked.
"Actually you kids will be on your own so please behave and if you can shake the press before you go to a club or something that would be nice."
I laughed will do sir.
I waved goodbye to Charlie as his limo pulled off.
Rose walked up with Jasper, "So what are we doing today?"
"We are going to a club. For sure." I replied with a grin.
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We went back to the hotel and changed into actual teenage clothes. Jasper put on a Alice in chains t-shirt and a pair of black jeans.
Rose put on a red dress and red peep toe heals.
I put on a blue and black halter top and a pair of skinny jeans and tucked them into my boots.
Rose had taken it upon herself to teach me how to walk in heals as soon as I hit puberty. I could walk better in heals then I could in tennis shoes. It was actually funny.
We headed out to our rented Dodge Viper and headed off to the hotel. John was driving. He came with us everywhere.
"John do you ever take the sunglasses and suit off? I mean seriously it is so cliché." Rose said with a disappointed head shake.
"Ms. Rose you know when I risk my life for you let's see if you dog my clothes."
"Dog your clothes? Umm John 1990 called they said they want their phrases back."
He smiled at us in the rear view mirror. I shook my head. Jeez they fought like school children. John was about 36 and he was beyond understanding for our need of normalcy. He was the best.
We got to the club and entered through the back. Jasper knew the owner, he was the brother of his dorm mate so there was always room for us. It was nice.
The beats of Flo Rida's Low was playing and I couldn't help but move my hips to the beat.
We walked up to the bartender and ordered two diet cokes and a coke. The lamest part about your father being a political figure was that you really didn't want to do anything that you could get in trouble for, so doing the normal teenage stuff was out. No drinking, trying pot or really letting loose. But it's not so bad, we still had all our brain cells which is nice... I guess.
The remix of Rihanna's take a bow started.
"OOo Bella! We have to dance." Jasper laughed at my face as Rose pulled me to the dance floor.
I laughed at her excited expression and swung my hips. Rose smiled and sang with the lyrics. I love my sister more then anything but sometimes she is a freak. She threw her hands in the air and jumped around in a circle. I smiled at her antics. She grabbed my arms and twirled me quickly then brought me to her chest. I laughed and took a step back.
"You know, you should wear shirts like this all the time." a horribly familiar voice whispered in my ear. Fuck.
I spun around and saw Edward Cullen's gorgeous green orbs.
"What the hell do you want Cullen? Do you follow me around looking for the perfect time to ruin my fun?" I hissed at him.
"Please Swan, I have better things to do with my time then follow you around." he sneered. Why is he so handsome?
"I'm sure. Is there a sexual disease you haven't contracted yet?"
"Please, I don't have anything. You probably do, all the places you go I'm surprised you don't have bird flu yet."
Oh no he didn't making fun of me is one thing but making fun of the causes I take seriously. No way "OK first of all I went to Tibet to protest the Chinese communist control of it OK, second of all having passions in this life is important and you are just jealous that I have some and that I am helping to change the world while you sit at home getting blow jobs from fifteen dollar hookers." I finished my speech and flipped my hair at him as I walked away.
He is such a dick. "Jasper I'm calling a cab. I'm so out of here." I kissed his cheek and left quickly.
Edward Cullen is the biggest dick on the planet.
A.N So how was this chapter? I really am having fun with the angry sexual tension. Please review! I love all of you who did on the 1st chapter. School starts for me on Wednesday so hopefully I'll write more now. But I need some inspiration, in the form of love! ReviewsLove
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