Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

Relics of the Past

By: Kuroyami Fukaikuro

Adventure Time belongs to its respective creators, Pendleton Ward and all else who own it. Rated t for potential swear words and eventual violence. Skyrim belongs to Bethesda game studios and its creators. No Flame Princess in this chapter, she and Finn don't live together.

Chapter Two: Awakening

Two Days Later

Ring! Ring-Ring!

Finn jumped out of bed and ran for the phone. As he did, he began putting on his armor, since he was up anyway.

"Hello? Princess Bubblegum? What's wrong? Are they dead?" Finn asked desperately.

"Well, actually… they're awake."

"What? But you said it would take at least a week!"

"I know, but it seems these humans are stronger than we thought."

"So you wanted me to know that they woke up?"

"Well, yes, and I wanted you to come and stop them!"

"What?"

"When they woke up, they freaked out and started attacking everything! When the guards ran to stop them, they both shouted something, and the guards were thrown back!"

"What did they shout?"

"We don't know… we tried to copy it, but either we can't use it because we're not able to, or we're saying it wrong. We're hoping it's the latter."

"What does it sound like?"

"Well, from the receiving end, it sounds like 'bus toh fah!'"

"I'll be right over. Hang on!"

Finn ran, spending less than three minutes to finish putting on his armor. He considered calling Jake at his house, but didn't want to waste time. He jumped on his dragowolficorn (which he got for arresting an illegal breeder of rare animals) and flew at top speed to the Candy Kingdom.

Upon arrival, he found all of the citizens surrounding the castle and all of the guards had their spears pointed at it.

"I'm here. Where are they?"

"Finn! Thank Glob you got here so fast." PB said.

"They shouted everyone out of the castle and took their stuff to the tallest tower. They must be ninjas or something, because whenever we try to enter, they teleport there and shout us all back to the outer wall of the kingdom!"

"Hmm, alright. I think I know how to sneak up on them."

"How, Finn?"

"Tell your soldiers to charge in two places. While the humans are shouting at them, I'll climb up the tower and ambush them when they return to it."

"Sounds like a plan, Finn." She paused. "How will you climb it?"

"I've been working on my skills."

"Oh. Okay."

The candy warriors charged at the North and South ends of the castle. Immediately Finn began to climb, and since he was behind the humans, he could hear their shout better.

"It sounds like… 'fus ro dah'?"

Finn shook off his confusion and continued climbing. The humans teleported back into the tower just as he reached the top. He held on to the ledge and listened to their conversation.

"Damn candy mutants!" It was the man's voice.

"Dante Adan, calm down!" The woman this time (obviously).

"How can I, Seraphim, when there's a possibility that were the only humans left! Also, please don't say my last name like that, it makes you sound like an angry mom."

Finn wondered about that last sentence. His adoptive parents never yelled at him, so he didn't know how that felt.

"It's okay, Dante. Even if we are the last humans left, we will rebuild. Humans have always rebuilt. You especially would know about starting over, since you are the 'Enduring Flame'."

Dante sighed. "I know, it's just a little weird, suddenly waking up in a –hospital?- surrounded by those mutant freaks."

Finn wondered, Freaks? So candy people weren't around from whenever they were from.

"Well, let's just open up the box. We need it now."

Finn leaped in through the window yelling, "Stop right there!"

Dante and Seraphim immediately yelled, "FUS RO DAH!" but before they got to 'dah', Finn plunged his sword into the floor and held on for dear life as he felt himself being pulled/pushed towards the window and a likely death. When the shouts effect ended, he pulled the sword out and charged.

But he only took two steps when the girl, Seraphim, vanished. Finn only had time to think, Where did she go? before he was knocked unconscious. The last thing he saw was the man, Dante, standing over him with his arms crossed and a demon-like smile on his face.

End of Chapter Two.

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