"Jesus fucking Christ, Zim. If I knew you were going to be this goddamn thirsty…"

You rolled your eyes as Zim peered down the hallway, his paranoid eyes narrowing as he looked for any human. Luckily for the both of you, there was no one wandering around, especially a hall monitor. Zim groaned impatiently as he swiftly turned towards you, his eyes needy.

"I know not of this, 'thirst' that Zim supposedly has,"Zim whispered loudly, turning to glance towards the hall. He snarled as he spotted a hall monitor walking down the hall, only to walk into the girl's bathroom "Unlike half of your planet, I stay hydrated! And I told you to prepare yourself for today, did you not understand the message I sent you last night?!"

.

"Fuckin' excuse me? Zim, you sent Gir, there was no message unless you want to go to the taco rave that's happening."

"What?" Zim turned towards you, the confusion on his face giving to comprehension as your words sunk in. Zim facepalmed and pinched his… well, pinched where the bridge of his nose would be. You could only scoff.

"Exactly."

Zim cursed in Irken under his breath as he turned back around, his eyes darting and suddenly widening. Without any warning, Zim grabbed your hand and began to sprint towards the boy's bathroom, dragging you along.

"Listen, Earth filth, I set up a grand scheme just to get us some privacy, you had better be grateful that I still need to keep my disguise as a human up."

He growled under his breath as he kicked the door of the boy's bathroom open, a loud BANG echoing through the halls as it slammed into the wall. You rolled your eyes, following him through the door.

"So, th- "

"- There is no excursion on today. The humans are being sent to the city as a distraction."

He cut in without a care for what you were about to say as he walked to the furthest cubicle. Your face twisted in disgust at the smell of the bathroom.

God, not even the girl's bathroom smells this bad. Wait, he doesn't think that-?

"We're not going to have a quickie in the school toilets, are we? Please say no," you half asked, half begged.

Zim gagged harshly as he slammed the cubicle door open and walked in briskly, with you following, albeit reluctantly. Zim slapped his hand on a bathroom tile as the door closed behind you, a light flashing as he did. A loud, mechanical click was heard, the echo resonating through the room. Soon after a loud hum filled the silence. You raised your brow as Zim grinned at you maniacally.

"The great Zim would never settle for a… bathroom tryst. I'm far, far above that. We're going back to my lab to… take care of things."

He looked away with a dark shade of green dusting his cheeks. You smirked as you leaned a bit towards him, the height difference between you allowed to you show off a bit of your bust to… further stimulate him. He caught onto your action immediately, growling.

"If it wasn't for your vile, animalistic behavior this past couple of days I wouldn't have to grovel for this, this sweet release!"

You only gave him another raised brow and an awkward smile, trying to figure out what he was talking about. It had been hot this past couple of days, so like most girls (you say most because of Gaz), you wore a little less, mostly singlets and shorts. Nothing too risqué.

Well, apparently seeing your legs (perhaps it was your ankles? Or maybe your shoulders?) caused Zim a great deal of stress, of the sexual kind. You couldn't believe it.

"Are… Are you serious…?"

"The amazing Zim does not joke about such serious matters, (Y/n)-worm."

And, like so many times when you couldn't believe it, he was being genuine, one hundred percent serious. Sometimes, you couldn't believe what came out of Zim's mouth. You rolled your eyes again.

Ever since you became "friends with benefits", you and Zim were having sex semi-regularly. As such, it usually happened at your house,when your parents weren't around, or at Zim's house,when Gir wasn't around. It wasn't without its issues (especially because you were fucking the King of Issues, Zim), but for the most part, you were harmonious, or as harmonious as you could get when associating yourself with Zim.

But occasionally, an issue would occur where Zim would… jump the gun too quickly, so to speak, and get too impatient when setting up a time and place, like right now.

"Honestly Zim, learn how to send a text something, that's at least more reliable than Gir."

He didn't say anything in response to you as the toilet began to disassemble itself. A flash of recognition ran through your mind suddenly, the words tumbling out of your mouth.

"A teleporter?"

Zim grinned in pride before he answered smugly.

"I see that even an inferior human's mind can comprehend something as complex as a teleporter. Just as well my - Eh, what are you again?"

"Friend with benefits."

"My friend with benefits is at the very least somewhat knowledgeable, more than the common earth-scum that inhabit this fffffilthy disgusting, loathsome planet."

You tutted to yourself as he continued ranting to himself. If it wasn't for the fact that you've been hanging out with him for years and were used to his often demeaning and highly derogatory rants, you might have taken offense at his words. But alas, you felt nothing for his insulting words and instead ignored him in favor of the teleporter in front of you. You gulped.

"Your teleporter won't accidentally kill us, right?"

Your slightly uneasy question snapped Zim out of his rambling. He glared at you before he answered.

"You think I would build something faulty, earth-worm?"

"No." Yes.

Zim huffed indignantly, turning back towards the teleporter and began to type on the keyboard, inputting a command you couldn't see.

"Yes, it's safe; the chance of death is a minuscule 0.0001 percent chance."

Oh, sweet fuckin' Jesus.

The humming was no longer there, the only sounds in the bathroom were you, Zim and a dripping sound echoing through the room. With a satisfied noise, Zim stopped typing and a light turned on, the humming resuming.

"This will take us straight to my lab, from there we will have until the "excursion" - He made quotation marks using his fingers and a mocking tone was used- "is officially over -"

"Which is 'till way past the end of the skool day and since I'm going to assume that you've taken care of the question of, "Where is Zim and (Y/N)?", we've got a fair amount of time on our hands to have fun,"You finished off, head turning to look at Zim as you placed your hands on your hips with a satisfied smirk. Zim grumbled at your interruption but nodded.

"Yes, effectively. You catch on fast. Now, grab onto me and let's go, it smells awful here."

And without even so much as a warning, he pressed a button as you hurriedly grabbed his forearm, hoping that would be enough. A bright light enveloped the two of you, transporting you both.

You both materialized safely in Zim's lab, much to your relief; you had all your bits and pieces attached to you. You stretched as you walked off the teleportation pad with Zim, who made sure to always be one or two steps ahead of you. You lightly scoffed, rolling your eyes.

"So, where we fuckin'?" You asked crudely, a large lecherous grin making its way onto your face as you heard a splutter from ahead of you. Despite the borderline excruciatingly painful air of, I'm superior to you in every way and I'm never less than perfect that he's shrouded himself in when it comes to sex Zim is easy to fluster, and thanks to your keen eye you know exactly what to say.

Zim recovered quick however with a cough, he turned to face you with both hands clasped behind his back, all professional looking.

"I haven't decided on where we will spend the next few hours together - I was going to ask you of your thoughts, Earth-worm."

You raised a brow at his stiffness (hah!) - he was being overly straightforward and stoic, almost to a comical degree. You crossed your arms as you stepped towards him, looking at him under your lashes with a sultry look donning your face.

"Well, what are you feeling? What do you want?"

Zim gulped loudly as his eyes widened, watching you slowly bring a hand towards his chest, tracing a circle with one finger on his chest lazily. The delicious shade of dark green returned to his cheeks, much to your delight; you loved that shade of green on him, it gave you a rush knowing that you could cause such a blush.

"I - I -"

Zim sputtered at first, his breath somewhat uneven but again he regained his composure quickly once again.

"That thing where - where you use your mouth…"

You hummed, understanding him once the word "mouth" was said. You had introduced Zim to the wonderful idea of a blowjob a couple of weeks ago and even gave him one, since then he would sometimes stare at your mouth with wonder during lunch time. You smiled at him with half lidded eyes, gazing at him.

"A blowjob?"

You answered him in a low suave voice. Zim nodded with a glare and a blush.

You looked around the lab, looking for somewhere to sit down and kneel comfortably before your eyes fell on something even better than a chair.

"Hey - is that operational?"

Zim's ship was a beautiful masterpiece of technology, and he took care of it like every other teen boy with his first car. Only, it's a spaceship that has been outfitted with weapons that could cause major damage to whatever Zim decided to attack.

Zim had upgraded his ship many times over the years, as he grew so did the ship essentially. According to Dib, when Zim first came here it could barely with 2 skool children and was cramped when more than one person was in it, now it could 3 full grown adults in it and then some.

When you first pointed out the ship, Zim was confused and even pointed out a chair nearby which you had missed… Until you said "No, I wanna go to space". Then, realisation dawned on his face as he realised what you planned on doing. He coughed behind his fist and mumbled "yes" to your question and walked briskly to his ship. You openly marvelled at his ship, sometimes due to everyday interaction and skool you would occasionally forget that despite Zim being a bit of a goof, he and his race was quite a bit more technologically advanced than your race, to the point where Zim's favourite insult of "puny humans" rang some truth. Compared to the Irkens, Humans were cavemen.

Or maybe not, Dib's dad had helped human technology improve in leaps and bounds ever since he became a scientist.

You shook your head, ignoring your thoughts and focused on Zim as he opened the ship door and beckoned you to follow him inside of it. You both climbed in and sat next to each other, Zim obviously in the passenger seat. For a minute, you both sat in the quiet, comfortable. You turned and looked at Zim.

"So, you're sure you want to do this? I'll help clean up afterwards if you are."

'I'm sure earth-worm, just buckle up. Your pathetic human body might not be able to withstand space's gravitational pull once we begin to leave Earth's atmosphere."

You looked around your seat, looking for a seatbelt. You became extremely concerned when you found none.

"Zim, there's uh, there's no seat belt."

Zim smirked as he glanced at you, turning the ship on and grabbing onto the steering stick.

"That's because there is no need for one."

You felt your stomach drop, your face paled as you gripped onto your seat for dear life.

"Zim, if we fuckin' die I'm going to kill you!"

He didn't bother to answer you as the ship took off, with you screaming while Zim laughed his trademark evil laugh. The ship flew up, zooming past the now open roof into the sky, past the clouds. The sky slowly turned from the rather ominous dull orange to black. You stopped screaming as you looked out of the ship's windows, staring into Space, literally.

You were in space.
You were in space.
You were in fucking space.

"Holy… holy shit…"

You breathed out, leaning forward and looking into the emptiness of space. You felt your body lurch forward, no longer sitting down but floating towards the window. Well, it wasn't empty, not exactly. You could see the stars glimmering in the vast darkness of space. Your face was no longer pale, and you felt like you were so happy that you could float.

Well, technically… you were floating, somewhat. Your hair fanned out lazily, you pushed it away from you face and watched in amazement as you saw from the reflection of the window the hair floated away.

Zim grunted, snapping you out of your thoughts. Zim was rubbing his antennae, his face scrunched up in pain. He glared at you.

"You and your insufferably loud voice!"

"You weren't complaining a couple of nights ago."

Zim scoffed. You leaned forward and pushed his hands away, clasping his antennae in both of your hands. You were unused to feeling so… so light, like a feather.

"Allow me. I can do that."

You rubbed both of his antennae, Zim slowly relaxing into your touch with a content sigh. You both stayed there for a minute, enjoying each other's company. After a while, Zim brushed your hands away, with an unreadable expression on his face.

"… So, about our time."

You rolled your eyes, leaning back into your seat. Truth be told, you hadn't expected a thanks from Zim of all people, but you wouldn't mind it if he at least acknowledged your efforts.

Hah! Zim saying thank you would probably kill him.

"What's with the gravity here? I'm gripping my seat so I don't float. Shit's cool."

Zim had a look of confusion before realisation hit his face like a baseball bat to the knee cap, he looked down where he was sitting and realised that he too, was floating. He made an annoyed grunt as he went back to the control panel and pressed a button. With that, the magic was dropped, literally. You felt the weight of your body again, your hair dropped, and you no longer had to grip your seat until your knuckles were white. Zim fell onto his seat with an oof.

"The gravity drive was shut off," Zim grumbled, not really looking at anything. He seemed to be lost in thought. You laid a hand on his shoulder, causing him to look at you.

"I'm ready when you are."

His mouth formed a smirk and he understood what you meant. Slowly, your hand on his shoulder crept to the back of his neck and you sat up, swinging a leg over his lap. You sat down gently on his lap with a flirty smile and with your other hand, traced the bottom of his chin with one finger lazily towards you, tilting his face up.

You both leaned in, your lips connecting with a hunger. You both kissed each other roughly, with energy you both battled for dominance as your tongue swiped his bottom lip.
Kissing Zim was like a game, you were the one to always ask for entrance, always the one on the defence. Zim never once asked to enter your mouth, you were the one to grovel for entrance. The dynamic you had with Zim was very much a Dom/sub dynamic, mainly due to Zim's ego. However, you liked being the sub, being the one to ask and beg. It was unique, strange.

Zim tongue brushed against your own, giving you permission. You moaned softly as his tongue wrapped around yours, a trait known only to the Irken. Its hardened texture felt divine, rubbing against your softer, squishier tongue. Neither of you wanted to give into each other, even though the two of you knew the outcome, where you would submit with a wistful moan and he would chuckle, feeling victorious from his triumph over you.

Soon enough, Zim had won your "competition". You melted into his kiss as he snaked his arms around your waist, his claw tips digging into your flesh. A groan came from Zim as he pulled you down, flushing you against his chest. You broke apart for a few frenzied seconds, yanking your shirt up frantically you threw it somewhere over the chair and resumed kissing Zim.

You were both engrossed in each other, not realising that your phone was ringing, The Big Ship playing and getting louder by the second. Finally, the vibrations against your hip tore your attention from Zim and you reached into your pocket. You looked at the screen as you pulled it out and sighed.

"It's Dib, shut up for a minute."

You placed a finger on Zim's lips before you swiped to answer, not giving Zim a chance to argue.

"Hey Dib, what's up?"

"(Y/N)! Thank God you're okay! Zim is up to something, he's put everyone into the skool buses on an excursion-" you could hear the mocking tone in his voice and saw Zim face contorted with anger. You shook your head no with a frown, trying to keep Zim quiet.

"Yeah, It's just me and him right now. We're sitting at class, Mrs Bitters had to step out, Principal called her to his office. Zim's just sitting down, staring at the blackboard, has his weird smile on his face, you know the one."

Of course, he did, he spent every waking moment of his later elementary skool years and all of middle skool watching his every move, he knew Zim's crazy behaviour and how he'd most likely react to any situation. You could he Dib growl on the other side of the line.

"That slimy alien is plotting something, I just know-"

"I gotta go Dib, Mrs Bitters is down the hallway. If anything, else happens, I'll text you."

You hung up on him before he could answer, removing your finger from Zim's lips. He gave you a satisfied smirk.

"I didn't realise you were willing to lie for me, (name)-worm."

"Don't get used to it, pal."

Zim's smirk stayed on his face as he looked down from your face to chest, taking in the view of your breasts. Today you were wearing a plain grey sports bra, nothing fancy. You tended to favour comfort over looks when it came to your underwear. Zim's hands went to your back, gripping the bra clasp.

"Zim?"

"Hang on."

"Seriously, I can do-"

"Don't undermine me, earth worm!"

"Jesus Christ…"

You rolled your eyes and pulled back a bit. Zim rolled his eyes and groaned, not pleased. Using one hand, you undid the bra and smirked, waving the bra in front of his still annoyed but astonished face.

"Took me a full day to learn how to pull that off."

At this, Zim scoffed. "Maybe if you earthlings learnt how to make proper clothes-"

"Zim, shut up and touch me."

Zim snapped his eyes back to you and lifted his hands, grabbing your breasts, his grip a little tight. Zim cocked his mouth upwards, cocky as he heard your moan.

"Remember (Y/N)-worm, you don't get to make the orders, I do."

He squeezed your breasts with vigour, you bit your bottom lip and looked at Zim under half-lidded eyes.

"Uh-huh."

Your hands went to his head, slipping them under the wig trying not to have it fall off, you traced the base of his antennae, they twitched at your touch. You could hear a low moan coming from Zim.

"H-Human, that… the blowjob…"

You chuckled a bit, dropping your hands to your chest, waving Zim's own hands away.

"Alright, I hear ya loud and clear- spread your legs a bit."

With that, you lowered yourself from the seat, looking behind you as you tried to manoeuvre your way down and not hit the control panel. Zim spread his legs a it as you kneeled in front of him, placing your hands on the side of his knees. Zim gripped the seat edges, watching you. You glanced up.

"Don't pull my hair too hard or too fast, okay? Just tug it, not yank it."

Zim nodded his head as you looked back down, your eye level with his crotch. Sitting up a bit, you traced your fingertips up the outer thighs, pulling Zim's tunic up with them. Grasping both the bands of his pants and his underwear, pulling them down slowly, you gazed at Zim under lustful eyes with a small, flirty smile.

You looked down as you reached Zim's feet, gazing at his groin and… seeing seeing a wet slit. Your eyes widened a bit in shock, but you said nothing, realising that Zim wasn't quite, ah, ready to show himself yet.

I wonder…

Your hands moved up his legs, going from tracing with the fingertips to the hands sliding against the thigh, you leaned in and kissed the inner thigh of his leg. You heard Zim hiss in response, his hands gripping the seat's edges.

You kissed your way upwards, emulating what you had seen in porn, but usually the genders were reversed. Pushing Zim's legs apart a bit more as you reached his groin, you could see a slight wetness seeping through the slit and the very tip of his cock was peeking out. You looked up at Zim with a lazy smile, noticing the gorgeous blush on his cheeks, the way his mouth was open and panting, a small streak of drool coming from his mouth and the way his half-lidded eyes looked at you with such an intensity and yet, weakness…

It left you feeling insanely hot, a fire igniting in your stomach. You felt a coil wrap inside of you, winding tightly. Your pussy throbbed. You loved it, you loved the way Zim looked right now. The fact that you were the cause of it made you feel light headed.

"Fuck me, you're beautiful."

You told Zim, you felt like you had to, felt like he needed to know that you personally found him to be so beautiful right now as he looked at you with want. God, you loved it, it felt like it could intoxicate you, the way his eyes looked; the way it could show that amount of feeling through his human contacts was amazing.

You looked back at Zim's groin and could see some more of his cock come to greet you. You leaned again and kissed the tip, a shudder rippling through Zim. You kissed down his slit and licked upwards, swirling your tongue around Zim's cock. Zim groaned above you, his hands now reaching for your head, threading their fingers into your hair.

You enveloped what was out and sucked on his cock lightly, flicking your tongue out and licking the very tip. A strangled groan was all the warning you need as the rest of Zim's cock slid out, fully erect. You moved away just in time, with a giggle you looked back at Zim.

"Looks like someone's eager to see me."

You leaned back down and flicked the cock head with your tongue, pleased to see a bead of precum appearing. Wasting no time, you gripped the base, his cock squirming somewhat.
Oh god, yeah that thing moves, Jesus this might feel weird.

Feeling a little worried for your throat, you kissed the tip, feeling it move a bit inside your mouth, pushing against your front teeth.

Does this thing have a mind of its own or can Zim control it?

Pushing that thought aside, you shrugged and opened your mouth and slid Zim's penis down your mouth, stopping when you felt the tip touch the back, squirming a bit more when it felt the heat and wetness of its surroundings. You felt a little tense as you felt his cock wave against the wall of your throat.

I swear, if Zim rips my throat out with his dick… You slowly got used to the feel of Zim's tentacle cock move around, slowly as if it got used to where it was, it slowed to a near stop, only twitching every few seconds. Relieved that you wouldn't be caused any harm, you slowly slid down, enveloping more of his cock. You managed to get about half way through before your gag reflex kicked in. But you managed to get few inches and a bit down, so you were proud of yourself.

Using your hand to slowly pump the base, you began to slowly bob your head up and down at a steady pace, starting slowly before picking up speed. Zim gasped above you, one hand now gripping the seat, while the other held onto your head.

"(Y/N)…!" He groaned out your name, his voice a needy, whiny rasp, a stark difference from his usual proud screech. Like everything else, you loved the sound of it. It filled you with pride, knowing that you were the only human - maybe the only being - to have ever seen Zim like this, and to be the reason for it.

A low hum escaped you, pleased with how your name tumbled from his lips, and slowly your throat adjusted to his length, accepting the entirety of his cock. Zim wasn't small by any means, standing at a proud 7 inches, he was larger than the average male, or rather, human.

You knew the exact length because, well, you got curious, and managed to convince Zim to allow you to measure his rod. You complimented his impressive member which led to a blowjob, and that's how you found out Zim had a praise kink.

The vibrations of your hum caused Zim to violently shudder, a bolt of electricity travelling up his spine. He grabbed at your hair, tugging a bit. You moaned, feeling a tingle down to your wet core. You let your left-hand travel downwards and slip under the band of your shorts and panties and slowly finger your clit. Rubbing around it before your hand went further, your thumb now playing with your clit while your middle and pointer fingers circled your entrance, dipping the tips inside teasingly.

Gripping Zim's hip with your right-hand, you sped up your head, sucking and making lewd slurping sounds as your tongue left a trail of drool. You looked back up and looked into Zim's eyes,which stared straight into your very being. Your eyes kept gazing into Zim's, tucking a lock behind your ears. You could see a small but noticeable trail of saliva coming from his mouth, half his wig was falling, showing one of his antennas was stiff at a downward angle.

You could feel Zim's hand pushing down on you head, you knew what that meant and you happily obliged, bobbing your head up and down rapidly, you could see the look on Zim face, he was close to finishing. You wanted him to finish in your mouth, the other time you two did this he pulled out and finished on your chest. You wanted to know the taste of extra-terrestrial cum.

I'm a true culinary epicurean, you thought to yourself with mirth as Zim groaned You let your fingers slip inside you, your thumb rapidly rubbing against your clit. You had soaked through you shorts completely, wetness streaking your inner thighs; unmistakable evidence of your arousal.

The only warning you had was Zim pushing your head down, face first into his crotch. A loud, keening whine escaped Zim as he filled your mouth with his seed. Much to your surprise, his cum tasted sweet, as in sweet like candy, like a lollypop.

Irken biology is weird, is it from the snacks?

Zim gasped, still jerkily thrusting into your mouth as you pulled away from him, making sure that you didn't lose a single drop. You looked at Zim with a smile, humming with satisfaction as you swallowed, licking your top lip to catch a stream that had squirted out. Zim panted, blushing as he watched your lewd display.

With an air of playfulness, you giggled, pulling down your bottom garment, standing up with your legs apart, showing Zim at almost eye level what giving him that blowjob did to you. You lazily rubbed circles around your clit, a drop of your juices dripping down onto the metal floor.

"I hope you're not too tired" You gave him a small, playful smile "We can always take a break, you know."

Anger flashed through Zim's eyes, and you tried not to smirk as Zim fell for your bait. Insult an Irkens pride, and you can almost certainly trick them into doing what you want. Or maybe that's only a Zim thing.

"Zim isn't a stinking human like you, I don't need a break. Get over here."

He leaned back into the chair and lazily gestured to his groin, his member fully erect and ready to go. You smirked at Zim's display of arrogant dominance, his head cocked at an angle as it rested against his knuckle, serving to accentuate his cocked eyebrow and his lopsided and almost dangerous smirk, as you could see his teeth. He fixed his wig, as if to say I can do this while playing human, earth-filth.

You bit your bottom lip, lifting your leg to kneel on to the seat and placing your hands on the top, using it as leverage to lift yourself up fully. Zim pressed a button on the side, the seat reclining, letting Zim lie down.

I bet this is where he hangs out when he's not fighting with Dib.You thought to yourself, realising that this could the best nap spot. A cough from Zim snapped you out from your thoughts as he looked at you impatiently, his eyes narrowed at you.

"Any time now, earthling."

That was probably the nicest thing he's ever called you, in all honesty. You crawled over a bit, lifting Zim's tunic as you kneeled above his crotch. You pulled it off him, exposing his chest to you. There was a small detail that you missed when you first had sex with him-his chest was smooth with no hair (like the rest of his body) but also actually had no nipples. Zim expressed confusion as to why male humans had them ("Females I understand, but what's the point of them on a male?! You humans are grotesque!") and naturally, you expressed nothing but curiosity of his biology, however he… seemed almost fearful when you expressed that desire. You didn't push the subject, since the bell rang and you both had separate classes.

Why am I thinking of this?

Evidently, your lack of action angered Zim.

"Oh, for Irk's sake-!"

That's all the warning you had as Zim suddenly shot up, giving you a glare as he grabbed you and pushed you off. He stood and picked you up, roughly laying you on top of the control panel. He pushed your legs apart, lifting your hips

"Damn it Zim, if you wanted control, you could have just asked!"

You said pointedly, annoyed at the suddenness of his actions. You spread your legs further, giving Zim ample room to enter. Zim placed his right hand just below your core, on your inner thigh. Using his thumb, he pulled your slit apart, revealing your clitoris and your entrance, wet and ready for him. The cold air caused a tingle to go up your spine, your toes curling.

"Z-Zim…"

You breathed his name out, watching as he gripped the base of his cock. He pulled in closer, rubbing the tip against your entrance before slamming into you, causing your back to hit the panel below you. You gasped at the suddenness, a fire igniting in your stomach.

"F-fuck yes, Zim~!"

You moaned out, enjoying Zim's roughness. Zim grinned to himself he pulled out only to thrust back in, not as sudden as when he first entered you but with enough force that you bounced. You moaned loudly at the force, the wet slapping of his flesh against yours fuelling your extreme need for release. You could feel your pussy pulsing, heat pooling in your lower stomach.

Zim seemed to answer your silent plea, and began to thrust into you harder, faster, gripping your hip with his left hand while gripping your breast with his right, he hammered into you, causing you to bounce with him. You closed your eyes as he continued thrusting into you, his claws digging into your flesh.

"Zim~!"

That's all you could say, your mind was in a hazy, heavy cloud and it slowed your thoughts down. You moaned loudly, you could hear buttons being pressed, but you couldn't investigate, you were too focused on Zim to care.

You could feel the coil in you lower regions wind tighter as you wrapped your legs around Zim, bringing him closer. He leaned down, his forearms caging as he breathed in your scent. Sweat had began to coat the both of your bodies in a light sheen.

Earth.

Sudden clarity shot through your mind as you opened your eyes and looked at Earth, which was upside down due to your position. You looked at Earth, barely noticing Zim pistoning into you, or to the screen above you that said in large red letters, CALLING. Instead, you gazed at Earth, and looked at its beauty as the reality of the situation dawned on you.

I'm having sex in space, I can see the fucking earth while I'm being fucked on my back in a fucking spaceship. What the fuck is going on with my life anymore?

You were suddenly pulled back from your thoughts as Zim leaned down over you, gripping onto the edge of the control panel as he pounded away from you, his mouth was a brushing against your neck.

"Bite me."

You whispered to Zim. His response was immediate, his mouth latching onto your flesh, his teeth biting down roughly. A jolt of electricity shot through your body, You could feel yourself about to come undone as Zim pounded into you.

A loud groan from Zim as he bit you again was all the warning you had as Zim's hips slammed to yours, a feeling of warmth spread through your lower abdomen, a loud static ringing in your ears.

"Zim!"

You cried his name out as you slammed your hand down, pushing another button as you wrapped your legs around Zim. The static grew louder and over took your sense, a pleasant sensation seeping your body, you felt like you were floating, the tingles of your orgasm rang through your body. Zim suddenly pulled out, semen following his exit.

You realised suddenly that the gravity drive must have turned off, as the semen floated above you into a ball as Zim pushed himself away from you, sputtering. You couldn't hear him, the white noise drowned your hearing out. You watched in awe as it floated above you, over earth. Through the white noise, you could have sworn there was screaming, but you could see from the ship's window that Zim was arched back with his eyes screwed shut as he grunted, loud enough you could faintly hear him.

He looks like he's fucking the Earth from here.

The screen shut off, whatever image it displayed now gone. Zim pulled out, panting as he spilled his seed outside, floating in the air at a slow, leisurely pace. You smiled at the strangeness of the image, and just how weird it was where you were now.

Never a dull moment, huh (Y/N)?

You only smiled wider at that thought, body twitching as the last of your orgasm slowly ebbed away, spreading through your whole being. You sighed in contentment, only to look down and blush as you watched some of the cum ooze from you, floating through the air aimlessly. You couldn't help but giggle.

"D-Damn, if I knew space sex would be this good, I would have suggested this earlier."

Zim only smirked in response as he leaned down and turned the gravity drive on and pushed you down. This time, you landed on the control panel only with a small bump. As gravity was being restored, Zim walked backwards, sitting down on his chair. He leaned back, stretching. You slid off the control panel, pushing yourself to stand.

"So, how was I, Almighty Zim?"

Zim hummed, brow arched. "You were adequate, (Y/N)-worm. The Almighty Zim is most pleased with you." His mouth curved into a lazy, smug half-smile as he closed his eyes.

You could only roll your eyes as you stepped forward, sitting in your seat. Leaning back, you placed your hands on your stomach, clasped together as you gazed at your blue planet, Earth.

Earth, you thought to yourself, closing your eyes as images of your home, skool and various friends and family flashed through your mind. Your life was simple enough-even with Zim around you could comfortably say that life is fairly normal for you, even with hi skool.

You snapped your eyes open and bringing your knees up, wrapping your arms around your legs. You looked at Zim with your head resting on your knees.

"Hey Zim."

Zim barely turned his head, opting to look at you with the corners of his eyes. He cocked his brow at you.

"Yes, earthling?"

"What do you think of Earth?"

It was a strange question, you knew that. But Zim had strange views on just about everything. His face screwed into annoyance as he began to speak.

"I believe that you already know that, earth-filth. It's a disgusting, doomed planet filled with disgusting, doomed hyuu-mans. It's the bane of my existence, but I must live here in exile."

No, you don't. You could live anywhere else, so long as it's not inhabited. You continued to look at him, your face neutral. You looked back at Earth, your eyes half-lidded.

"It's weird, huh?"

Zim made a confused noise as he looked at you fully, his eyes looking at you with confusion. You laughed, shaking your head.

"No, not this. Earth. Earth is weird. Maybe it's just where we live, but it seems like nearly everyone is… off, you know? But there seems to be a couple of humans who aren't, and they can see everything that's wrong. Gaz, Dib, you, me… Or maybe we're also off. Earth is weird."

You finished, unsure of the word vomit you just spilled forth. Zim only looked at you with confusion before turning back to the earth.

"Huh, yeah. Earth also weird. Weird, disgusting and doomed."

You could only laugh, you weren't sure what you were expecting as an answer from you question, but this was typical Zim. You honestly didn't mind that misanthropic personality-it was interesting to see, you had never met one-but Zim being an misanthropic alien probably made about ten times more interesting.

You were brought out of your thoughts (Why do I keep getting lost in my thoughts?) when you heard your phone begin to ring. You remembered why you were able to have sex and immediately leapt off the chair and grabbing your phone and answering quickly. You could feel a small amount of liquid slide down your inner thigh as you tried to sound casual.

"Hey, hi hello!"

"(Y/N)! Where are you?! Has Zim kidnapped you?! I swear if that alien-"

You pulled the phone away from your ear, the loudness of Dib's echoing through the phone. You began to shout back at Dib.

"Dib! Stop yelling before I hang up! Geez, we've talked about this, man!" You put the phone back near your ear as you began to speak again. "Listen, I'm fine. I ditched class early, wanted to go chill somewhere. And no, Zim isn't with me. I'll call you later."

You hung up the phone before Dib could reply, still annoyed that he yelled into his phone. You sat back down on your seat, your right foot resting on the edge of your seat while your left leg stretched out in front of you. Checking your phone, you cursed.

"Hey, we need to head back. Playtime's over, excursion is finished."

Zim groaned as he reached for his pants, putting them on as you quickly put your underwear and shorts on, turning around and grabbing your bra and shirt, you heard Zim speak to you.

"That was the Dib-stink, correct? He seems to be rather… close to you."

Is that jealousy I hear? You turned to look at him, putting your bra on and clipping it. You deliberated on your answer, not sure what to say.

"I wouldn't say he's close to me, more like… I hang out with you far more willingly that Dib and Gaz combined. So, I'm, according to him, "Always hanging out with the alien". It's not me he's checking up on, it's actually you."

You replied nonchalantly with a shrug as you turned your singlet inside out. Zim didn't reply, opting to stare at you. His face was furrowed with suspicion as he spoke his next words.

"Do you ever speak of our outings?"

You turned to look at him as you finished pulling you singlet down your head. The meaning behind his words dawned on you and you smiled at him, waving your hand to the side lazily.

"Nah, nothing. I'm not a spy, Zim."

"Then what are you then?"

You pondered on his question for a few seconds, your hand raised with your finger on your chin. You turned to look at him, with a small grin on your face, your eyes wide and looking at Zim.

"How about… a friend?"

Zim took a step back and looked at you at bewilderment, before he began to yell.

"What? A friend!? Why do you want to end this arrangement we have?!"

Zim's words caused you to drop your smile and you dropped your hand to the side, a confused look on your face. You had no idea what Zim was talking about, and he didn't to be explaining any time soon. He only continued to sputter out "Why?!", getting louder every time he said it.

"Zim, seriously-"

"Why?!"

"Zim please explain-"

"Why?!"

"Ok seriously cut that shit-"

"WHY!?"

"ZIM!"

You screamed out, trying to get Zim's attention. Thankfully, he stopped yelling but instead settled for a grumble. You sighed, pinching your nose with your right hand. Taking a deep breath, asked Zim a simple question. Or at least, one that Zim could answer simply.

"What do you mean by, 'End this arrangement' Could you please explain what you mean?"

Please answer this in a way I can follow.

"You wish to downgrade our status together, from friends with benefits to a mere level of friend!" Zim growled out, harshly pulling his tunic down his head. The gears in your head didn't have to turn, since you understood what Zim was saying. Chuckling a little, you waved your hand to the side. Zim looked at you, his eyes narrowing even more, you stopped and smiled.

"No, I don't. What I mean is, I see you as an actual friend, not just someone to have sex with. Like, I don't one hundred percent trust you, but I can see myself hanging out with you a lot."

Hoping that Zim understood what you meant, you sat back down on your seat. Luckily, Zim seemed to as he stopped glaring at you and muttered a small "Oh.". He sat back down on his pilot seat and began to rec the ship, slowly flying us back to Earth.

"… You humans are strange creatures, making these… bonds with some else. In Irk, we Irkens do not make 'friendships'."

You somehow doubted that, and that it wasn't that Irkens didn't make friends, more like nobody wanted to associate with Zim. Or maybe it was both. You looked back at earth, the blue planet becoming larger the closer you get to it.

"Dib won't ever admit it, but you're pretty much his best friend. I think Gaz respects you, to a small degree. Plus, you do hang out with us more than anyone else."

You grinned playfully as Zim slid into his chair a little bit, muttering a quiet "shut up" as he ignored you. You rolled your eyes as you stretched out again, your phone buzzing. This time, it was a text. You look down at your phone and saw it was Dib.

Look, im sorry. R u ok?

You couldn't help but smile. For all of Dib's flaws, you couldn't deny that cared about his friends. You quickly replied, tapping rapidly on your phone.

Yes, I'm fine. Don't worry about me, I did leave my bag behind though. Could you take it to your place? I'll come by and pick it up.

Yea, I can do that. Where is zim?

No clue, probably out and about.

Damn

You smiled, debating whether you should tell Dib to get a hobby. Before you could answer, Dib sent another text.

I'll see you later, it's family dinner night, only happens once a year. L8r.

You smiled as you put your phone in your pocket. You looked at Zim from the corner of your eyes.

"Hey, Dib won't be bothering you tonight, enjoy a nap or two."

"Fah! Irkens aren't as fragile as you humans, we only need sleep once a week, our food gives us more than enough energy to last us through our missions."

Zim replied haughtily, rubbing his Irken superiority into your face, you took no offense however and rolled your eyes, suppressing your laugh. The ship zoomed past the earth's atmosphere and drew closer to Zim's "normal, human looking house" as it opened its large purple roof, revealing the docking bay. It landed smoothly, with barely a bump and you descended into the house. The lab came into view and Zim stood up as the spaceship's hatch opened, allowing him to step out. You followed, eager to breathe some fresh air. Or as fresh as you could get from a polluted world.

You jumped out, bending your knees as your feet contacted the ground. You stepped forward, following Zim's stride and standing just behind him. Zim had a satisfied smirk on his face as he looked at you from the corners of his eyes.

"I bet you must feel very lucky to be able to have an arrangement like this with The Great Zim, don't you, (Y/N)-worm?"

Deciding to play along, you looked at Zim under your half-lidded eyes and with a lazy smile.

"Very. I better get going, parents said they might be coming home tonight, wouldn't mind seeing them for a change. Later Zim."

You waved goodbye as you started to stride out of his lab, walking towards the elevator. Zim hummed in response. As you entered the elevator, you turned around called out for Zim. Zim turned around, his eyes furrowed and looking at you. You smirked.

"Just so you know… you taste pretty sweet, Zim."

You gave him a wink as you slowly licked your upper lip. Zim at first didn't understand what you meant, before his eyes widened and a delicious blush spread through his face, a bead of sweat dripping down the side of his face/ He could only sputter in response, only to resign to scream at you.

"I-! YOU!"

That's all you heard before bursting into laughter, waving goodbye as you clutched your stomach. Zim soon disappeared behind the elevators wall and you sat down in the middle of the platform, still giggling. The look on his face was hilarious.

Ah… Good ol' Zim.

You left the elevator and stepped into the green lounge, stretching as you made your way to the door. You opened the door and smiled at the sun that was hanging low in the sky, happy to breathe some air.

Back to Earth, I guess.

You stepped out, feeling pretty good about yourself. You walked down the sidewalk and passed the actual, normal human-looking houses, each a dull colour. There weren't many people walking about, seeing as people were most likely home from a long day of work. You smiled to yourself as you look up and stared into the red sky.

And, you thought to yourself, I think Zim enjoyed himself, as usual.

With that thought, you hurried down the street, eager to go home.

Meanwhile, in the Irken Massive, an uproar had begun in the Tallest room of command. The two Irkens reeled in their personal room, unsure of what to make of what they saw on the screen.

"What… What the…" Purple stuttered, hoping to un-see what he had been shown. He could feel himself about to gag.

Red however, was laughing, unable to control himself as he rolled on the ground, clutching at his side as popcorn stuck to his clothes.

"Hahaha! Oh man, did you- Did you see that? Zim was- what a freak!"

Red burst into another bout of laughter, barely able to breathe. At last, Purple-who looked far greener than usual-stopped gagging. Red regained his breath, chuckles subsiding.

"Oh man. That was- that was sick, very, very sick."

Red had a look of seriousness, his face flat. The facade was broken by the tiniest twitch before flat disgust settled into his face. No other Irken in the room was speaking either, opting to show either disgust or surprise at what they had seen.

Zim, copulating with a human.

Red finally turned to Purple directing a serious look towards him.

Purple was the one to speak first."You… saw that, right? Zim, with that, that creature?"

Red merely nodded and looked out to the front, into the emptiness of space. He thought about the situation before he spoke.

"That shows us that he's lost all sense as an Irken. Probably sent that on purpose."

Red said, trying to make sense of the admittedly strange scenario. Purple tutted and crossed his arms, looking away to the side with furrowed eyes. He turned around fully from his hovercraft, with Red frowning.

Irkens no longer had sex, producing new smeets was handled by the cloning vats in the smeeteries. Hormones were controlled by the PAK, since copulation was no longer needed to reproduce and sexual arousal distracted from the mission. Only aberrants and inferior species partook in such a primitive activity. Irkens were above that.

Well, most Irkens were.

Red turned back to Purple who had merely huffed as he floated to the side of Red, eagerly awaiting to chew Zim out. Red nodded and turned to his technicians, issuing out a command.

"Call back Zim! We need to have a word with him."

God bless Raunchy, the greatest Beta ever. I hope everyone enjoyed this second chapter! Thank you Britt, for your extremely kind words! I hope to be updating this every 2 weeks on a Sunday. This is now officially Porn with Plot! Thanks again!