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The song Boy Shut Up is mine.
As soon as I pulled up the guys ran up and attacked me with good-bye hugs. "Okay guys, I finally
screamed out, I'll miss you too but give me some fuckin' air." They laughed and moved away. Spud
was the first to notice my choice in clothes. He pointed to the fishnet and said "Dezzie you want them
to get a bad impression of you don't you?" "Not now or ever will you see me in some busted school
uniform, I am a free and unique spirit and I shall not be tamed," I recited. "Whatever Dez," Slick
said. "Oh and before I leave here is the owl so we can keep in touch," I said with a mischievous grin.
Just as I suspected the guys jaws dropped at the huge eagle that I handed them. "You call that an
owl? said Wheels. That's an eagle and I thought you could only use owls?" "Well I liked this better
and so did Celestrial," I said. As soon as she heard her name Celestrial, my bat, flew over and landed
on my shoulder. Today she was silver with green tips on her wings. "You changed her color again?"
asked Money. "Of course I did. You guys know I like variety. Guys don't forget to say goodbye to
Heart." Heart growled at them furiously. They backed further away and I laughed. I knew that
would happen Heart doesn't like anyone but me and she barely tolerates Celestrial. I jumped back
into my car, "See ya when I get back, I'll work on our cd while I'm gone." I sped off down the
highway to Kings Cross Station. I put in Sugarcult's cd and turned the song Memory up to high
volume. When the chorus came I competed with the car for who could be the loudest. Needless to say
I think the car won. By the time I pulled into the station I was getting a shitload of strange looks.
When I made sure no one was looking anymore I snapped my fingers and transferred my car
miniature size putting it in my bag. With another snap of my fingers I apparated into the last
compartment of the train. I took out my cd player and selected Simple Plan's cd. I sat in a meditating
position and turned the volume way up. I took out my drumsticks and I closed my eyes and visualized
the words in my head. I didn't notice when I started tapping the air with my drumsticks. Out of
nowhere I felt my headphones being snatched off me. I angrily whipped around and immediately
started laughing hysterically. Let me back up and explain what was so funny. Standing in front of me
were 4 boys and 1 girl. The 1'st boy was messy haired, chocolate eyed, and wore glasses. The 2'nd
boy was your regulation hottie with long hair in a ponytail and gray eyes. The 3'rd guy was sandy-
brown haired, hazel eyed, and him and the other 2 boys were a bit taller than most people their age.
The last boy was short, chubby, and had piggy little watery blue eyes. All in all they weren't bad
looking. Now my reason for laughing was the girl they had with them. She was wearing a pale yellow
cashmere sweater set with a matching schoolgirl skirt that was yellow too. She wore high-heeled
yellow flip-flops and had lined up a collection of sunflowers in her straight shoulder length blonde
hair. I immediately dubbed her as pale-yellow-without-a-hello. Once again we go back to the story.
They all looked at me weirdly for a minute until I stopped laughing. "Who are you?" asked the short
one. I ignored him, "Who the hell are you people and which one of you dicks took my headphones?"
Messy haired handed them back to me and said rudely, "This is our compartment and there's no
room for you in it." The girl with them sneered at my clothes and said, "Yah get out you and your
hideous choice of an outfit aren't wanted." "Ok, I stated, 1'st of all this is my compartment, 2'nd of
all who the hell are you people? and 3'rd of all I turned to the girl that I decided to call pale-yellow-
without-a-hello, You shouldn't be commenting on anyone's outfit after all you're the one whose
walkin' around lookin' like a cross between a Twinkie and a stick of butter." She glared at me and
stormed out of the compartment. The long haired boy sniggered softly. Then he said, " We are the
fabulous marauders famous for playing pranks, getting revenge, making the ladies swoon, and being
troublemakers but we go by the names James, Remus, Peter, and I'm Sirius." He pointed to each
person as he recited their names. "Who's Barbie with a bug up her ass?" I asked. The marauders all
bust out laughing except for James. He said, "That would be my girlfriend, Cherri, and don't call her
that because judging by how you look you're probably just jealous." I snorted, "Yeah with implants
as big as those who wouldn't be." Then without waiting for their reaction I laid myself across the
seats and laid Celestrial and Heart's cages out on the other seats. Heart was fast asleep. I put my
headphones on and closed my eyes once again. I felt eyes on me so I removed my headphones and
said, "Why are you still standing?" to the marauders. James said, "You're laying on all the seats so
where do you expect us to sit?" "Try the floor I hear it's nice," I snapped. They grumbled but
eventually ended up sitting on the floor. I replaced my headphones and closed my eyes but instead of
listening to the music I used my telekinetic powers to read their minds. I focused my thoughts on
Peter's face and out of all things he was thinking about food. I quickly skipped to Remus. He was
thinking, "This girl gives off the vibe that she's trustworthy and tough." I moved on to James and his
thoughts made me wanna laugh. He was thinking, "Who does this girl think she is? I'm James
Potter. Nobody talks to me like that and gets away with it. I'll teach her not to mess with me." Okay
this guy has a serious problem, he's way to stuck on himself. It's going to be funny watching him try
to teach me not to mess with him. Next I checked out Sirius's mind. His thoughts interested me the
most he was thinking, " This girl seems wicked cool and funny too. I like her already and it's about
time somebody dealt with Cherri. I think me and this new girl whoever she is will get along just
great." I stopped listening after that. I took of my headphones. After some thinking I took out a thick
heavy black book and took out my bright purple pen and started working on a song for our cd. The
song was actually inspired from meeting James. It was called "Boy….Shut Up!". It went like this:
Verse 1:
I met a new boy today
He thinks that things should ALWAYS GO HIS WAY
He's got a lot to learn
You mess with me you're gonna CRASH AND BURN
Chorus:
So shut up little boy
I'm not just one of your toys
Leave me alone do me that favor
Don't stick around c ya later
Doin' me wrong won't get you far
You're just a ride just like my car!
Verse 2:
You think you're god's gift to girl's
When you act that way it make's me wanna HURL
You think to you I should cater
But come on boy I'm one of your HATERS
Chorus:
Verse 3:
So let's say shut up little boy
Shut up little boy
Shut up little boy
Don't careDon't care
Get out little boy
Get out little boy
Just want this to end…
Chorus:
I was so excited about writing the song that I immediately grabbed my wand and duplicated it.
"What's that?" asked Remus. "This is my wand," I said. "Hey those are Slytherin colors," James
said angrily. I said, "And your point would be?" He said, "Well no one likes Slytherin's so I suggest
you get rid of those colors." "I don't take nicely to orders and I don't care what colors they are I
happen to like them, and you not liking them isn't really on my top ten list of worries." He stood there
flapping his mouth open and closed looking shocked. This annoyed me, " If you open your mouth any
wider someone'll mistake it for a field goal." His friends laughed and Remus said "Don't mind him
he's just never had anyone especially a girl diss him." "Well he better get use to it with me around
because I'm not like most girls," I said. Sirius laughed and said, "Like we didn't guess that already,
look at what you're wearing." "What the hell is wrong with what I'm wearing? Trust me it's nothing
compared to what I usually wear." Sirius quickly said, "Nothing I just meant that it's a wild outfit
and it makes you look like a badass in it. It's also way inappropriate especially for school." "That's
exactly why I like it," I said. Sirius grinned and said, "You like to break school rules don't you?" I
simply said, "I don't break school rules I prefer to create my own. Then I whistled for Celestrial and
she landed on my arm. "Is that a b-b-bat," stuttered Peter. "W-w-w-what was your first clue?" I
mocked him. "You changed her colors to Slytherin colors too?" shouted James. "How very
observant of you," I said dryly. "Come here Celestrial," I said my voice filled with adoration. "Here
take this to the boys and stop off and scare Tuna on your way back." After an affectionate nip on my
ear she flew off. The marauders stared at me as I sat back down. "So," I said, "What's this school
called again? Isn't it Hodgepodge or Hogwash or something?" "It's Hogwarts you dolt and it's the
best school around," said James arrogantly. I snorted, "You wizards are so full of it. A school is a
school." "Well it's better than those pathetic muggle schools," James stated. "Not really," I said,
"They're all the same, either way you have to do work. If it was my choice I would rather not go to
either one." " You'd rather be a muggle instead of a witch," sneered James. "Being a witch is all fine
and dandy but I can live with not being one," I said. "Magic," I continued, " Is like a drug once you
get it most people become addicted and want even more. They get greedy and soon go crazy over it.
Soon they'll stop at nothing to get more and when you become addicted to magic then there's nothing
or no one that matters to you anymore. And when you think about that it makes you realize that
you're not as different from muggles as you think." The marauders all became silent thinking about
what I'd just said. A loud voice interrupted their thinking, "We will be arriving at Hogwarts in five
minutes." The marauders were already in their robes and they looked at me expectantly. "What?" I
asked annoyed. "Don't you have to get dressed?" asked Remus. "I am dressed," I replied. "He
means your robes," James said irritably. "I'm not wearing any because I didn't buy any because I
don't do uniforms," I stated. Sirius chuckled and James smirked, "You're in for it then." The train
stopped and everyone hopped out.
