Today's disclaimer is brought to you by Kuroneko:

            Nyao, nyao mew moar rowr. Nyao Trigun, rowr nowl, merf deow-no nyao nyarons. Neo nyao nu nyao!

            (Translation: Nope, he doesn't own anything. Not Trigun, not Vash, or the Gung-Ho Guns. So don't sue him!)

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Trigun Sleepover

Wolfwood's Family

Deep within the confines of the most deadly group of assassins in the world, the reputations of E.G. and Hopperd were at stake in a dangerous game of wits.

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" E.G. said. Okay, it wasn't really that dangerous, but it was pretty damn suspenseful. Sort of.

"I won again. E.G… you do know that you can use something other than 'rock', right?" Hopperd asked slowly.

E.G. stared at the other man for a second. "But, Hopperd…the voices say that I will win if I use the rock."

"But you haven't one a single-"

"BAM!" A loud sound came out of nowhere and both of the Gung-ho Guns jumped into their shells out of fear. After a few seconds they looked out and saw that it was only Legato. They had forgot that when he watches Emeril on the Food Network, Legato likes to randomly shout 'BAM!'

Legato laughed, hitting Caine (the only person that didn't say no to Legato's offer to watch Emeril with him. Considering the fact that he can't speak, Caine was kind of at a disadvantage) on the shoulder "Haha…garlic. That's a good one." Then he stuffed an entire hotdog into his mouth and yelled, "Kickt it uptch a nothch!" with a full mouth, splattering pieces of soggy hotdog all over the T.V.

Suddenly, Midvalley the Hornfreak (hehe…Hornfreak…hehe…funny name…FUNNY NAME!!) in his pink suit and Zazie the Beast in his Wal-Mart quality cowboy outfit ran into the living room "Where to hide, where to hide…" Zazie said to himself, looking around the room.

"I think we lost her." Midvalley said as he clutched his over-stuffed suit.

"Midvalley! Zazie! I'm going to kill you two!" An enraged feminine voice echoed down the hall.

"We're all gonna die!" Zazie screamed.

"I've got the perfect place to hide!" Midvalley grabbed Zazie and ran off to his amazing hiding place.

Dominique ran into the room all angry-like. She looked to Caine, "Hey, have you seen Midvalley or Zazie?" The silent sniper shook his head. Dominique turned to Legato and opened her mouth to ask him the same thing but noticed that he was intently watching the over-excited antics of the Italian chef Emeril and was also attempting to insert an entire cheesecake into his mouth, so she decided it was best not to bother him.

As Dominique turned to ask E.G. and Hopperd (who were in the middle of a thrilling game of patty-cake) noticed two oddly clothed lamps.

One wore a pink shirt and the other was shorter, wearing a small cowboy outfit. Apparently, Midvalley's ingenious plan to evade Dominique involved putting lampshades on their heads. Don't laugh at that. Midvalley had used this trick at least six other times on Dominique and it always worked.

Except this time. Dun, dun, dun! (Suspense!)

She flung the lampshades off Midvalley and he let out a high-pitched girly scream, which jumped Legato, making him spit all the cheesecake he had in his mouth onto Caine. "Where are they?" Dominique demanded.

"Where's what, babe?" Midvalley said, his face turning all kawaii-like. She slapped him and doing so made Midvalley lose his grip on his suit and a dozen or so bras fell out onto the ground. "How'd those get there?"

Zazie stared at the Hornfreak in fake shock and in his crappiest shocked-voice said, "Midvalley, were you going through Dominique's bra's again? Shame on you!"

"Oh yeah?" Midvalley picked Zazie up and shook him upside down until another large pile of bras, along with a very confused Kuroneko, littered the ground.

Zazie, still up-side down, looked around the room and then slowly said, "How'd those get there?"

Then the Hornfreak and the Beast received a sound thrashing…anime style! Ya know what I mean, Dominique pulls random objects out of nowhere and slams Zazie and Midvalley with them while they lay on the ground.

Just then there was a knock at the door. Since Zazie, Midvalley and Dominique were 'discussing' why people shouldn't go through a Gung-Ho Gun's underwear drawer, and Hopperd and E.G. were in a heated match of Go-Fish, and Caine was still shocked from being covered by soggy cake shrapnel from the inside of Legato's mouth, the only person able to answer the door at the moment was, in fact, the leader of the Gung-Ho guns himself.

Of course, Emeril was beginning to make garlic-flavored pudding, so everybody's favorite psychotic psychopathic psychic was glued to the T.V. for the next ten minutes. Legato wiped a tear from his eye when the show was done. His right eye, not his left, since he recently forgot if he still had a left eye or not, "I love happy endings."

~Outside of the Gung-Ho Guns Base~

Wolfwood knocked on the door for the seventh time. He threw his cigarette on the ground and pulled out another full pack. He ripped the top and bottom of the pack off, lit it and stuffed it into his mouth.

Vash and Milly were hopping up and down, clapping their hands together saying, "Sleep over! Sleep over!" over and over and over and over to the point that I, the author, was getting annoyed.

The vein in Meryl's head got even bigger, and that's saying something since Vash and Milly had been yelling "Are we there yet?" at the top of their lungs for the entire trip.

The door finally opened to reveal Legato who instantly screamed, "Kick it up a notch!" in Wolfwood's face. Legato had 'Hail Emeril' written in black sharpy across his forehead and, once again, Wolfwood regretted Monev's idea to get the Food Network as a bonus channel instead of the Cartoon Network, like Wolfwood wanted.

Meryl looked around the 'BAM!' shouting Legato and the soon-to-be sociopathic Wolfwood to see Dominique beating up Midvalley and little Zazie. She also saw the assassins E.G. Mine and Hopperd the Gauntlet thumb wrestling and Caine wiping off what looked like slimy cheesecake off of his face. She stood there wondering what the hell Wolfwood got them into now.

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            So, how was the second chapter? Pretty suspenseful, right? What? It wasn't? Well, who cares? Why did this chapter have more of a plot than the first? Why am I only writing in questions?

Well, review! Now.

            Hail Lord Kuroneko!