'After I finished making a idiot out of myself Kiba and I talked and it didn't seem to end anytime soon. So kyu and Ruto had to pull me off"

"So I guess it's safe to assume my baby cousin has a crush." Naruto whispered to Kyumari. While I walk silently crying

"Yeah the only person that makes him act like that is Uzuzuko. But that's a different type of love." Kyumari said

"Where's auntie Kushina?" I ask while we walk towards the Hokage Mansion

"Who?" Naruto looks cluelessly

"Your mom Baka" I roll my eyes.

"I never met her. She died giving birth to me along with my dad. The same time the Fourth Hokage sealed Kurama inside of me" Naruto explained sadly.

"Oh. Wait I thought y'all just got a knew hokage." I say confused

"First Second Third Fourth Third Fifth" Naruto responded.

"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard" Kyumari groaned in disappointment.

'We finally get to the mansion and start walking up a spiral staircase.'

"Ruto remind me that I need to talk to you." I say seriously. He nods and then yells.

"Obaachan" Naruto yelled

'We walk five steps to the top and this blond haired woman with a purple diamond in the middle of her head and the biggest set of boobs I ever seen. And she punches Ruto square in his face. He goes flying down all the steps. While he's recuperating i introduce myself.'

"I came to become an official ninja and I need my cousin's help..." Before I could finish I hear yelling and I turn to see my cousin flying up the steps.

"Kyu." That's all I had to say and he knew to catch him.

A bubblegum haired girl walks up the steps and I can tell it was her that sent my cousin flying.

"What the fuck!" I look confused

'Is this pink haired bitch standing in my face talking like she didn't just kick my cousin's ass.'

" Hi my name is Sakura Haruno." She said politely

"I don't give a fuck what your name is but bitch don't you know I killed people for coughing in my direction" I said

'I evaluate the situation as I give of a strong wave of killer intent. In front of me is a Petrified pink haired roach. To my left is a cackling wolf. And to my right is Lady Tsunade helping Naruto,'

"This is gonna be a long ride." I sighed

Chapter 2 up. Still no reviews. I'm a little sad about that but wtf its always been my dream to be on so imma publish everyday. Still don't own anything. Pm me for anything.