Chapter two :D
I still own nothing..
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Rena nodded as she listened to each of the creatures introduce themselves. She raised her eyebrow, what weird names.. I mean, Peanutbutter? And she thought Dango was a food...oh well, not her problem.
She gasped, smacking Hidan in the back of the head when he rudely asked them what they were.
"Don't ask them that!" she scolded as he rubbed the back of his head.
"What!? They sure as hell aren't human! I'm just curious!"
She rolled her eyes, sighing as she looked at PB. Trolls eh? She thought trolls were supposed to be ugly and more...gross looking. Ah well, better for her if they weren't disgusting, ne? Her gaze transferred to Opyp as...'it' spoke. A Tauren? She'd never heard of those before... Once the dead guy started speaking, she kind of laughed to herself. Was he supposed to sound scary?
"You're a zombie?" she interrupted, receiving a pout from Goldy. Oh, it seems he's not a zombie. Coulda fooled her..
She watched as PB comforted Dango and Goldy. She kind of liked this PB girl. They had a few things in common, and if anyone from those four were to befriend her, she wanted it to be PB.
She smiled once hearing that PB liked to drink. This could turn out..interesting...
"Oh sure, of course we have that" she smirked, "I guess you could say that Hidan and I..we like to party" she said, making her way over to the refrigerator. She stopped in front of it, turning around and leaning against the door with her arms folded in front of her.
"But you'll have to wait to see that later" she said, exchanging smirks with a knowing Hidan.
She glanced at the clock. Hn, the rest of the Akatsuki should be arriving back home soon from the weekly shopping trip. She pushed off from the refrigerator, walking back to Hidan's side.
"How are we supposed to explain all of this to the rest of the Akatsuki?" she whispered into Hidan's ear, glancing back to the 'guests' as she spoke.
He shrugged his shoulders, also looking towards the guests.
"The others will be coming home soon"
Opyp's eyes shifted to Rena and Hidan. Then began to speak calmly, "Others? What others?"
"How..how...many?" stuttered Dango, who was hunched over Hidan.
"INTERRUPTION! What do you mean show us later?...and where are the drinks...I'm thirsty and my canteen is empty...and I don't know where Goldy went" PB babbled as she looked around for her Goldy. She walked out of the room, and was gone.
"Hn, guess we are your visitors for the moment" Opyp said, sitting at the table with hooves on the surface. "Meaning you better give us room n' board, or else...we will kill you" Opyp sighed as they closed their eyes.
"Where...is PB and Goldy?" Dango pondered as he looked around the room. Opyp's eye flung open and searched the room. They were nowhere to be found.
"Hn, Do...you have a garden, by chance?" grumbled Opyp to Hidan, whom was the only person there left besides Dango. "Where'd Tiny Woman go?"
Hidan's eyes widened as he looked around. His 'girlfriend' was no where to be found. "She must have went looking for your damn friends...and yes we have a garden..why?"
Opyp nodded and motioned him to be quiet, "It is all ok, do not worry, my friends are harmless, and are in your garden most likely"
meanwhile...out in the garden..
Goldfish took a sip of conjured green tea, then put the cup back on the plate "And what about you Rena, do you have relatives?"
Rena looked down, taking a sip of shared tea, and began the plunge. After she was finished, she looked to PB whom was listening to her story. PB loved stories. "And what about you PB?"
PB cleared her throat, as if she had told her story many times, "War..takes people away..sometimes" with that she took a sip of tea, and by that she decided she was done.
All of a sudden a group of black coated strangers appeared around the house...
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Hidan looked at each person. Damn, they were weird lookin'. And they seemed nervous about other people coming. How many others?
"About eight" he said stepping back a little as Dango hovered over him.
His eyes darted over to PB when she suddenly started rambling on about things. Damn, these people are almost as annoying as Tobi. Or Deidara and Sasori when they were arguing. He grunted, a frown slowly forming on his face.
Tiny woman? Who the hell... His eyes widened, suddenly realizing who Opyp was talking about. He whipped his head around, looking for Rena. Oh shit, did they carry her off to...torture her or something? Shit, shit, wait..no..if they tried to do that, she would have yelled for him... He decided that she must have gone looking for the other two freaks.
Did they have a garden? Why the hell would that make any difference? Did the cow want to graze or something?
He raised an eyebrow, "Yes, Zetsu has one out back"
Harmless...Harmless my ass. That didn't mean he was going to trust them alone around Rena. And what hell would they be doing in the garden? Having a tea party? He scoffed, seriously, like they would randomly have a tea party in Zetsu's garden.
Rena walked through the back door, searching for PB and Goldy. Where have they gone? Why did they leave without saying anything? This wasn't even their house...She walked into the garden, spotting the two of them sitting at the outdoor table, sipping tea.
What were they doing in the garden? And why were they having a tea party? She sat down at the table, giving them a questioning look.
"Hello Rena! Would you like some tea?" PB asked, smiling.
"Uhh..sure I guess.." Rena said hesitantly.
PB poured the tea into the little cup, handing it to Rena. She took the cup from her, nodding her head slightly and taking a sip.
Her relatives? She sighed slightly as she began to explain her past.
"Well, I don't really know my family. I was put out on the streets when I was only a small child." she began, looking into her cup and swirling the liquid around.
"I really don't want to get into it" she said, looking to Goldy, then PB who just nodded.
Rena smiled, looking to the sky as a shadow cast over them. A large bird quickly landed near them, and Deidara jumped off of its back. He sent the bird high into the sky before detonating it, smiling when he heard the loud bang.
"Hey Rena, un! ..Who are these people?" He asked, walking to stand next to Rena.
"They are our guests, Goldfish and Peanutbutter" she said, motioning towards them as she spoke. Deidara smiled, introducing himself to them.
Deidara was about to ask them were they were from, but got interrupted as they heard a scream from inside the base.
PB gasped, "That was Dango!"
Goldy gave a quick glance at PB, "Take my hand, we have to check on our friend!" PB nodded and held Goldy's boney fingers. Deidara and Rena were confused at the situation. Then, all of a sudden Goldy whispered, "Blink.." And PB and Goldy were gone in a...well blink. Deidara and Rena looked at each and ran inside the house.
Goldfish and Peanutbutter appeared in the kitchen where they left Dango.
"Dango? Dango, Dango, Dan-ahhhh!!" PB and Goldy jumped back with the site of a..plant thingy whom was staring at them.
"Don't move, these things were in Un'goro Crater...don't let them spit on you.." PB whispered to Dango and Goldfish whom were still in shock, "Or else you die!"
"Relax...he is just their 'friend'" Opyp's voice drifted. The 3 of them untenced, and sat down by Opyp at the table. Dango fidgeted in his seat as he watched fearfully at the plant.
Rena and Deidara came in the backdoor and stood by Hidan and the Plant. The four looked at they now equal groups. Yet more were still coming in the doorway. Dango held his head, "Ah god, there is more of them..." PB held Dango close trying to comfort him. She looked at Rena trying to look for explanation of these new people.
Rena came and sat with the four and pointed to each member and had them introduce themselves.
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"I hope Dango's ok!" Rena said to Deidara as they ran towards the house.
"Who's Dango, un?"
"Oh, he's another one of our guest...things"
They burst through the door, seeing PB, Goldy, and Dango standing perfectly still with shocked expressions. Rena raised an eyebrow, following their gaze. Oh...it was just Zetsu. She let out a breath, laughing slightly.
"Guys, it's ok, it's just Zetsu"
They still didn't move. Not until Opyp told them it was okay. She watched as they all sat at he table, with nervous faces. Poor Dango, he's so worried. She smiled slightly when PB sat next to him, trying to calm him down. She sat next to him too, trying to get him to relax a little.
Once the rest of the Akatsuki arrived, Rena called them into the kitchen to introduce them to their new roommates for awhile. Hidan came and sat next her, and helped her 'negotiate' everyone into standing in a line while she told their guests who they were.
She started on the left, letting everyone introduce themselves. Opyp, Dango, Goldy, and PB all watched and listened carfully.
"I'm Deidara, un" Deidara said, waving to the guests.
"Sasori" Sasori said, giving them all an apathetic look before turning and leaving the kitchen.
"HI!! I'M TOBI!!" Tobi yelled enthusiastically.
"I'm not doing this gay ass shit" Kakuzu complained, walking out of the room to count his money.
Rena sighed, "That was Kakuzu...he's not very nice"
The four nodded, looking at who was left.
Rena went through the rest, saying their names as they introduced themselves.
Dango frowned at the look of the members, they seemed, so angry...PB noticed Dango's frown, "Aww, it's sokay Dango, they aren't as scary as Ony" she smirked with the memory of Ony.
Goldfish, PB, and Dango looked to Opyp for further intruction. Opyp opened thier eyes at looked at them. They then flickered to Rena, "Well, are we just sitting here, or do we get rooms to stay in?"
Goldfish slammed his hand on the table and grabbed PB's waist pulling her close, "Me and PB want to share a room!" he smirked as he gave PB a sqeeze.
Rena looked to the guests. She hadn't thought about rooms... She put a hand on her hip, thinking for a moment as to where they could stay. She raised an eyebrow when Goldfish said he wanted to share a room with PB. Where they together? Hmm...something she'd have to ask PB about later.
"Well, I think there are two spare rooms upstairs. So, you would have to decide amongst yourselves as to who stays in what room." Rena said, smiling at Goldy's excited expression. "Just follow Hidan and I, we'll show you your rooms."
They nodded, following as Hidan snaked his arm around Rena's waist, and the two of them lead the guests to the rooms they would be staying in.
"Here" Rena said, pointing to the two rooms, "This is where you will stay. If you have any problems or whatever, our room is down the hall" she explained, pointing to one of the doors further down the hall.
"I'll let you guys get settled. We're going to go back downstairs. You can come down whenever you like." she said with a smile, turning and exiting the room with Hidan following.
Hidan turned back around once Rena was out of earshot. He smirked at PB and Goldfish and said, "I'll try to show you guys a good time tonight. Rena is kind of crazy when she drinks."
He gave them one last look before turning and exiting the room. Opyp looked at PB and sighed.
