A/N: Again, thanks to my friend who came up with this, and I hope she likes it. There's also a few New Moon spoilers aswell.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. (Seriously, how many times do I have to do these things?)
Oh and also I think the whole thing will be in Max POV. If it changes, I'll let you know.
As it turned out, I managed to fall asleep before Nudge came in, but sadly, she woke me up.
"Edward.... My...... Edward" She said dreamily, in her sleep.
I slowly crept out of the room to go have a shower. I was hoping Nudge would sleep in.
Unfortunately, I never get what I hope for.
As soon as I was out of the bathroom, I could hear Nudge's voice coming from the kitchen.
"Yeah, uh, sure Nudge" Poor Iggy.
"And then when he saved her from James ZOMG, that was stunning!" I walked into the room then.
"Hey Nudge, Hey Ig"
"Hey Max!" Nudge said excitedly. "Did you like the movie last night?"
"I-"
"I thought it was amazing! Robert Pattinson is soo hot! I dibs him! Dibs, dibs, dibs! Which made me think, why can't we be vampires? It would be-"
"Nudge" I interrupted her "Can you see any of us sparkling" I snickered at the mental image I just got "Can you see Fang sparkling?"
"Hmm.... I still think it would be awesome. We could be, like, ultra fast, and like, just awesome y'know?"
"You want to suck people's blood?" I told her
"Not really, but wouldn't it be amazing! Dr M's gonna take us down to get the next book and.." I stopped listening for a moment. It was yet another instance where a death glare was wasted on Iggy. But at least I knew he was suffering too.
Just then Angel and Ella walked in, and Nudge went to talk to them. Thank God.
"Good morning, Max"
"Fang! Quit sneaking up on me!"
"It wasn't sneaking. I practically told you where I was."
"Hmph" I turned back to the table, where Iggy was laying out bacon and eggs. Fang pulled up a seat next to me.
"What was that about me sparkling?" he asked
"Nudge wanted us to be vampires. I asked her if she could see any of us sparkling, then thought of you. Hilarious mental image. Angel must have enjoyed that one"
He snickered at that.
"Okay guys, we're all going out" Mom announced
"Yay!" Nudge, Ella and Angel squealed.
The rest of us? Not so much.
"C'mon everyone in the van" Mom had recently acquired an eight-seater van. It was brilliant, but I still preferred flying.
As we got out of the van, Nudge lead us straight to the bookstore. Of course.
"Which one comes second?" Ella asked
"New Moon, then Eclipse, then Breaking Dawn." she paused for a second, then turned to mom
"Can we get them all today?" she asked
"Of course" she replied sweetly, as they grabbed the books of the shelves.
I rolled my eyes as they walked up to the counter, and turned to Iggy.
"I'm blaming you for this" I accused teasingly
Iggy shrugged, smirking.
Nudge was unusually quiet for the next five days. Unless it was dinner. Or breakfast. Or lunch. Then she'd talk non-stop. No prizes for guessing what she talked about.
"I still can't believe Edward left." she shook her head sadly. It was about the eighty-seventh she had said this and it was getting old.
"Oh, well I'm done, night guys!" Nudge said, rushing off to wherever she had left that goddamn book.
"Okay now we can talk about something that actually matters" I muttered. I could hear Fang and Iggy's silent laughter from beside me.
