Me: This would have to be my favourite story so far :D
Itachi: Well that's sad…
Sai: Yeah, very…
Me: You guys are idiots…
Sai: You suck.
Me: You blow…
Itachi: You should make a SaiNaru story
Me: Hmm, I reckon that's next on my agenda.
Naruto: Onto the story!
Chapter 2
X--N e w S ch o o l --X
"Come on Naruto, your mother trusted me to get you ready for school!" Kakashi became aggravated as he dragged the young boy out of bed.
"Ugh!" He groaned as he stood.
"Now it's a private school and your mother went through a lot of trouble to get you in" The grey haired man smiled behind his perverted book.
"If it's a private school then why is it free dress?" Naruto asked as he slid into his favourite pair on dark blue skinny leg jeans. Kakashi just shrugged and buried his face further into his book.
"Why the hell do I have to go to school anyway?"
"To learn…" The older man stated bluntly. Naruto laughed slightly as he put his orange polo shirt on. He ran to the bathroom quickly and scrubbed his teeth in order to make them shine. He ruffled his hair with his hand to give himself the 'just got out of bed' look that always worked for him.
He grabbed his new books off the wooden desk in his room and he ran downstairs.
"For someone who was complaining not long ago, you sure seemed happy to be leaving for school" Kakashi was now sitting at the dinning room table eating a bowel of cereal.
"Well I realised that I'll get to make new friends-ttebayo!" He grinned his famous fox like grin. Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the blonde's expression but by now he had gotten use to Naruto using dattebayo or –ttebayo.
"Ok then off you go!" He laughed as he threw the boy and apple for breakfast.
"Un." Naruto nodded and headed out the door with his dark orange coat on and a thick blue scarf to match.
"Damn its cold here!" He complained as he went into a slight trot and held his books tighter to his chest. He let out a breath and giggled when he saw it before him.
Knock, knock.
Naruto tapped the classroom door and opened it slowly.
"Hmm?" A black haired man answered as he turned to face Naruto.
"Uh…" The blond became nervous under the eyes of the other students, he quickly held out a piece of paper on it.
"Naruto Uzumaki?" The man answered as he looked at the boy. Naruto just nodded in response.
"Oh, you're from Japan?" The teacher said again in astonishment.
"Ah, yeah…" Naruto responded.
"I see… Well my name is Asuma Sarutobi…" Naruto chuckled slightly and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Hmmm, you can sit next to Sasuke over there…" A young raven like boy that looked the same age as Naruto raised his head slightly off of his hand as he became slightly interested. Naruto just nodded as he walked over and took a seat next to the boy. He laughed to himself quietly and turned to Sasuke.
"Hi…" He smiled his fox like grin. The raven kept an emotionless mask plastered on his face but then put his hand up and turned to his sensei.
"Mr. Sarutobi, can he move I really don't like sitting next to complete morons. Asuma's eye twitched slightly but before he raised his voice at the raven Naruto stood up and smacked his books on his desk.
"Who are you calling a moron? You asshole!" He raged furiously as his cheeks became slightly red with anger.
"What are you hard of hearing? I called you a moron… Idiot… Retarted… Loser…" Sasuke trailed off as he leaned back in his seat coming up with many names for the new boy, but before he could get to relaxed he felt a sudden jolt of pain. He leapt from his seat and rubbed his shoulder as Naruto grabbed another book ready to peg at the raven.
"Say it again! I dare you!" The blond fumed.
"Boys! That's enough!" Everyone could hear their teacher in the back ground.
"God, not to mention you're fucking psycho" Sasuke mumbled as he quickly dodged another book.
"Baka boi with kare no baka ahiru oshiri kami no ke! Ochitsuite imasu ue yamemasu the kami no ke gel!" Naruto shouted in his first language at his unsuspecting classmate.
"W-What?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow along with his classmates. Naruto let out a sigh and sat back down.
"Don't worry" He grumbled as he felt Sasuke sit down as well.
"Calmed down now?" Asuma stood at the front of the class room and tapped his foot.
"Gomenasai, Asuma-sensei…" Naruto apologized.
"Ah! Call me Mr. Sarutobi, Naruto…" The man smiled at the young boy.
"W-What does 'gomenasai' mean?" A girl who had brown hair in buns asked.
"Oh… It means that I'm very sorry" Naruto chuckled. He heard Sasuke scoff next to him but before he could blow the bell rang and the students started to forward out. Naruto followed the others but stopped in the middle of the hall looking at his schedule.
"Eh, English is next… Oh no, where is it?" Naruto looked around.
"Are you ok?" He heard someone over his shoulder ask. He turned around and saw a tall girl with her brown hair down. She had a pair of male jeans on and a top that had a Linkin Park symbol on it. She wore a pink wrist band on each hand and had a black chocker on.
"Konichiwa!" She smiled happily. As she held out her hand.
"Uh, hi…" Naruto took her hand and shook it.
"Sorry, I just saw you speak so fluently in Japanese in the classroom that it got me so pumped" She laughed slightly.
"Oh cool, glad to hear it…" Naruto said.
"My name is Haku" She responded.
"How do you say that in Japanese?" She asked wearily.
"Um… Well you would say, 'Watashi wa Haku desu', while I say 'Boku wa Naruto desu'" Naruto smiled as they both started walking.
"Why would you say Boku when I say Watashi?" She asked as they both turned into a classroom, seems like Naruto unconsciously followed the young girl.
"Oh, because I'm a guy and you're a girl…" He trailed off as he sat down. He heard Haku laughed to himself. Naruto looked at her as she took her seat and he cocked his head to the side.
"I'm a guy…" Haku rested his chin on his hands and batted his eyelashes.
"N-Nani! I'm so sorry!" Naruto began to panic. Haku swished his hand and smiled.
"That's alright, it happens more often then you would like to think." The young male stated and giggled.
"Alright class settle down…" A tall womanly figure walked into the classroom wearing a waist high skirt and a frill necked shirt. A wolf whistle bellowed through the classroom and the black haired woman sighed as she put some books down on her desk.
"Must you do that every day at English Mr. Inuzuka?" She hoisted herself upon her desk and crossed her legs.
"Yes Miss I must" He leaned over his desk and raised his eyebrows. She chuckled and looked at her class.
"Ok kids, let's start our new unit today…" The class sat silent awaiting a response from their teacher.
"Drama…" She smiled sweetly. A rush of voices filled the room.
"Pair up we are going to do an exercise" She grabbed her book and watched her students move around the room and pair up. The desks were moved out of the way and she smiled satisfactorily.
Naruto looked around realising he was partnerless.
"Mr. Uzumaki is it?" Naruto flung around and saw his teacher looking at him. Seductively she waged a finger to him, gesturing him to walk over to her. He gulped and complied.
"Y-Yes…" He asked nervously. She grinned and patted his head.
"In the staff room I have a bunch of drama activities sitting on my desk will you please go get them for me." She asked.
"Uh… Hai!" He said and nodded.
"Um… Hello?" Kurenai looked puzzled.
"Oh sorry I mean yes" He said as he ran out of the room.
The final bell of the day rang and Naruto jumped for joy, he was expecting to make many new friends but he only made three. Sakura Haruno, Tenten and Haku. They were nice but he stilled missed his old friends, Hinata and Neji Hyuuga, back in Japan. As Naruto trotted down the street like he did in the morning he jogged past a nice café.
"Eh! It looks so relaxing!" He peered through the window and saw shelves and shelves of books and small coffee tables with people surrounding them sipping at their hot drinks and reading their various literature.
"I'm going in!" Naruto giggled as he opened the door and was welcomed by the heat of the room.
"Ahh..." Naruto hummed as he shut the door behind him.
"Welcome!" An old man at the counter greeted Naruto.
"Hello" Naruto responded as he walked over to the man.
"What can I get you today?" He said with a very thick British accent.
"A hot chocolate please" Naruto grinned and placed his money on the counter. The man handed the boy his drink and took the money.
"Books and seats are free" He said as he wiped his hand on a tea towel. Naruto nodded and went off to have a look at the different books. He went to the last lot of shelves and studied the titles of the different horror novels.
"Oh!" He pulled a book out and went to take a seat at one the tables but was stopped when another person entered the row of books.
"Oh, sorry…" Naruto apologized when he nearly ran into the other male.
"Naruto?" The blond studied the other's face.
"Ah! Teme!" Naruto pointed a finger at the raven. Sasuke quickly slapped his hand over the loudmouth.
"Shh! This place is like a library, people don't appreciate you being loud and rude!" He said in a hushed growl.
"S-Sorry…" Naruto whispered as he moved the raven's hand away slowly. He didn't realise until now just how charming and luring Sasuke's voice was. The mixture of his deep husky voice which was sexy on it's own but with the British accent… It was so amazing…
