Warnings: Sarcasm, supension of disbelief. Spoilers for the premise of KH2? Spoilers for Atlantica. Look, if you've ever seen The Little Mermaid, you saw it coming, anyway.
Pairings: Gen, or invisible OT3?
Rating: G.
Notes: Look, he just did it for the Secret ending, okay?
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"You took time out of looking for us, and fighting the heartless and nobodies to sing in a musical?" Riku demands. He flips his tail at Sora, and crosses his arms. He pointedly does not look at Ariel, only meters away and waving enthusiastically at Sora.
Sora scratches the back of his head. Riku is not watching his muscles flex, he is not, he is not, he is. "At the time I was only looking for you and the king, I didn't know about Kairi."
"A bad musical," Riku emphasizes.
"I don't know," Kairi offers. "I kind of like Under the Sea." She flips her tail, too; adjusting to the water. Riku is very obviously half-shark, but Kairi has an elegant tail like Ariel's, in a darker blue like Sora's eyes.
"At least tell me you feel like a total dork now," Riku presses, ignoring Kairi's input.
Sora looks away awkwardly. "Well, we beat Ursula. Again..."
"By singing?" Riku deadpans.
"Yeah," Sora mumbles, at least having the decency to look thoroughly embarrassed now.
