Well, while Leon and Dean were blasting people's heads off, Sam stood back and blew carrots out of his ass and into the enemy's eyes, causing massive bleeding of the RETINA. Pretty soon, all two of the guys, plus a god, were standing in body parts and pools of thick, contaminated, rotten blood.
"I think I showed them." Leon said, nodding his head and licking his handgun.
"What about me?" Dean asked, getting angry and almost making his face pop.
"Oh yeah. Whatever, Deany."
"PEENY!" Sam screamed from where he was standing. He took a bite out of a random carrot. Leon and Dean both looked at the demented freak and shrugged. All of a sudden, a random kid walked up to Leon, pulled down his pants, and pissed on him. Then he ran away giggling like a girl. Leon just stood there like a gaytarded piece of shit.
"WHAT THE FUCKNESS!" Leon screamed. "I will unleash my godly powers on that kid!" But before Leon could unleash his shit, some high pitched giggling came from the sky and the Metallicar came falling out of the sky and landed on Leon, killing him instantly.
"Dean, I love your ass." Impala said. Then it blew up. Sam pulled a guitar out of his pants and began singing country really badly. Dean just stood there like a dumbass. All of a frick, Sam and Dean fell through the ground and landed in the hallway of a school, right in front of two girls who started shitting themselves from screaming so hard. Because apparently they had landed in a mini school and Sam was two thousand feet. Dean fit in perfectly and was already flirting with a hot brunette.
"I got a blown up muscle car from the sixties." Dean said, wiggling his brow.
"Oh yeah? Well I got a regular size muscle car from the sixties."
Dean raised an eyebrow. "No, I mean, it exploded."
"Oh." The girl walked away.
"I'm done with this." Dean said. "Let's teleport!" He screamed at Sam's leg. He started mumbling some swear words and Latin, and before long, he and Sam were in Jessy's room just as she was figuring out some new friggen sweet effects on her video editor. And since she was so crazy about Sam and Dean that she wore their faces on her gut to school, she died instantly.
Actually, everyone fucking dies.
The End.
