Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor Vampire crush, I just borrowed some characters and ideas from both, and added my own ideas to come up with this. For fun not profit! =)
A few years ago, the administration suddenly realized that forty-five minutes isn't enough time to teach the history of Roman civilization or complex math. Now we still have eight classes, but we only go to four of them in a day. This means that perceptive planners can finagle days without vectors, formulas, equations, decimals, or any other mathematical things designed to crush one's spirit.
This year I've arranged it so that I have two art classes in a row, then English, then back to Journalism with Mr. G. First up is Drawing II with Ms. Anko Mitarashi, a perpetually unhappy woman who is rumored to have dated all three of the gym teachers at once. No one knows the whereabouts of Mr. Mitarashi. Some say that she ate him.
She gives us the usual first-day speech. "Don't eat, don't shout, and don't knock over any of the expensive paints or your parents will pay", before she plops bowls of pinecones on our tables.
"Still Life with Pine Cones. Go!" she barks and then slams her office door.
Not surprisingly, the glamour of drawing pinecones wears off quickly. After glancing back to check that Ms Anko is still hiding, I slip out the folder from Mr. G and find a list of the new students' names and a copy of their schedules inside.
Temari Sabaku, Hinata Hyuuga, Uzumaki Naruto, Madara Tobi.
Drunken baby naming is a very serious problem, I think as I flip to their schedules. I half expect to find them signed up for Defense Against the Dark Arts, but their classes are normal. I have English with Tobi and Hinata, and French with Temari. It's a start. The schedule I'm sketching is just starting to take shape when a shadow falls over my page.
"Pinecones, Miss Haruno?" asks Ms. Anko.
"Yep. Abstract ones."
"Cute. But this one's a realistic still life, okay?" she says before wandering back into her cave.
Five minutes before class is scheduled to end, the intercom begins to crackle, and Principal Chiyo's voice reminds us that next period will be replaced by First Day Assembly. When the bell rings, I grudgingly gather my things and trudge to the auditorium.
By the time I push my way through the heavy wooden doors, most of the seats are taken. The back rows are dominated by the students in oversized band T-shirts who try without much success to hide earbuds beneath their shaggy hair; Ino and crew hold court in the front. Usually they are the center of attention, laughing about nothing and jumping back and forth over the rows while the rest of us watch.
Today, however, their heads are turned to the side. I follow their gaze to the auditorium's right wing, where a tall brunette boy is leaning against the stage. His features are sharp a long nose, highly arched eyebrows. Every so often, he uncrosses his arms to tug at the cuffs of his tailored black shirt. It's a strange gesture, as is the way he tilts his head whenever someone in the front row speaks to him. He must hear the whispers, now at a fever pitch, and yet he keeps his gaze trained on the row of students before him, seemingly oblivious to the five hundred pairs of eyes dissecting his every move.
But now and then the corner of his mouth twitches as though he's fighting off a smirk.
Ten to one he's a new student, hopefully one of my new students. Editor in chief, here I come.
The heavy curtain begins to ripple, and Principal Chiyo backs onto the stage, still barking commands at a helpless AV Club hopeful. Realizing that the show is about to begin, I slip into the nearest open seat a few rows back before anyone can point me out to Ms. Kate, the terrifying teachers' aide, who may or may not be 137 years old. I still have nightmares about the day she stood behind me in the lunchroom until I finished all of my peas.
The seat happens to be next to Shikamaru Nara, who's nice enough in an 'I went to space camp this summer' way, but who brings his hamster to school at least once per year. The way he's murmuring to the left pocket of his khakis right now makes me think that today is the day.
"Good morning, students," Principal Chiyo says from on high, and then sets to smoothing her hair as she waits for the microphone to cease whining. Satisfied her bun is scraped high enough to pull the edges of her eyebrows up demonically, she continues. "I'd like to welcome you to another year at Konohagakure High and to remind you that it's time to put away your summer brains and bring out your thinking caps." She mimes putting on a hat. I hope that Shikamaru's hamster bites me and gives me a strain of rabies that will kill me quickly.
The rest is familiar stuff: our sports teams are great, good grades are great, cleavage is bad, short skirts should be burned immediately. By the time she gets to the evils of graphic tees, most of her audience has checked out, either staring blankly ahead or studying their crotches with great interest. I glance at the new kid to see how he's taking it, expecting to find the same glassy-eyed condition that has infected everyone else around me, but instead he's bravely sitting on the arm of an aisle seat and scribbling furiously in a small bound notebook. Every so often, he looks up as though afraid he's missed a stray word. One of the teachers tasked with policing the crowd approaches, face stern, and says something in his ear, but he just waves her away impatiently.
The teacher tries again, and this time he turns to look at her directly. I can't see what he says, but after a few seconds she backs off.
"So, in conclusion," Principal Chiyo drones on, causing my ears to perk up in the misguided hope that she's reaching the end of her speech, "pointy shoes will no longer be allowed due to an unfortunate incident at the end of last year. I will determine what is pointy and what is not." She clears her throat and shuffles a stack of note cards. "Now, please be aware that we have a bumper crop of new students this year, and I hope you will welcome them and help them learn our rules." She moves on to the next card and announces that she will be recapping proper lunchroom decorum, but stops when something in the front row catches her eye. The new boy is taking large, purposeful strides up the staircase onto the stage.
The auditorium groans. Last year's assembly ran over two hours because of a skit where a student pretended to need the principal's help reading Konohagakure high's code of conduct. Some people get annoying pop songs stuck in their heads; I get dialogue from 'The Code and You.' ('Gee, but is copying off Wikipedia really plagiarism, Principal Chiyo?) She's obviously recruiting the new students early.
But Principal Chiyo doesn't seem to be in on the skit. "What are you doing? Go back to your seat this instant!" she snaps, clutching the head of the microphone, but the boy doesn't stop until he reaches the podium. Ignoring the principal's stuttering, he covers her death grip on the microphone and catches her gaze with a smile.
"May I have the floor?" he asks, the microphone picking up enough that the question echoes. There's a precise quality to his speech that sharpens each word.
Principal Chiyo sputters something about this being First Day Assembly, and the boy smiles encouragingly.
Disconcerted, I look to Shikamaru to see if he is registering the weirdness, but he is occupied with taming the wiggling bump in his lower pocket.
"Everything's fine," Principal Chiyo says suddenly, and the few teachers who had pushed forward in anticipation of being backup retreat as she folds her hands in front of her and gives him the floor.
The boy's lips quirk as he eases behind the microphone. "I'd like to introduce myself," he says smoothly before another echoing rap of footsteps comes from the side stairs. His smile falters when he sees that a girl has taken the stage and is now crossing to stand by his side. She is gorgeous in a dark, moody way, with thin black brows and blonde hair that is tied in four pigtails. If ever there were a girl meant to sit in a smoky cafe and tell you about the guinea pig that died tragically when she was four, it's her.
The boy clears his throat. "Yes, well," he begins, but then stops to glare at her when she tugs on his sleeve. His jaw tightens as he turns back to the microphone. "We'd like to introduce ourselves. My name is Tobi, and this is my…" He pauses and tilts his head to the side. "This is my stepsister, Temari. We hope that you'll welcome us to your charming state of Michigan. I know some of us will become fast friends."
Tobi and Temari, two of my interviewees. I confirm it with my list just as he winks at the front row, executes a stiff bow, and hops off the stage. Temari follows a few seconds later, looking suddenly glum. At first no one is sure how to react. There is a surge of whispers, a smattering of applause, and then, finally, a few admiring whoops. When he gets back to his seat, two guys in football jerseys lean over and pat him on the back like he's just pulled off the ultimate prank.
At first he seems affronted, but when he sees that they are smiling at him, he matches it with a sly grin.
"Well, yes. Okay. Thank you," Principal Chiyo says, her voice shaky as she moves back behind the podium. She clears her throat a few times as her hands flit around the microphone. "Assembly is dismissed," she says finally. "No running in the halls."
"That was weird," Shikamaru remarks from beside me, his hand on the pocket of his khakis to calm the creature that is now visibly doing a wiggle dance, most likely agitated by the din of five hundred student bodies barreling toward the cafeteria.
"I think he broke her," I say, my eyes still on Principal Chiyo. Teachers have surrounded her in a protective circle. She's shaking her head and waving them away, and while I can't tell what she's saying, she still looks a little vacant.
"That's not a totally bad thing," Shikamaru muses. "Maybe we're due for a kinder, gentler regime at Konohagakure. Pointy shoes for all!"
"Maybe," I say and start to ask him what he thought of Tobi's performance when I see a pink nose emerge from beneath a khaki flap. "Your, um, friend is escaping."
"Oh crap, he's hungry. Check ya later," Shikamaru says, and scoots out the back auditorium doors in an awkward run.
Figuring out where to sit for lunch is always a tricky process. Sometimes I sit with Karin, but most of the time she's saving the whales or forests or last season's winter coats. Ino will always make room for me, but only on the condition that I don't speak to anyone. She doesn't like it when I ask her friends questions like "Don't you think wearing a shirt that says 'I Brake for Boys' is laying it on a little thick?" and follow it up with "I think it's generally illegal not to."
Most of the time, I end up picking a quiet corner to read or work on upcoming articles.
But after the assembly weirdness, insider access is too good to pass up. I make my way to the sea of school colors that signifies Ino's table, where she immediately scoots over to make room for me. Her eyes are glued across the middle aisle, where Tobi, Temari, and a few other students I don't recognize huddle around one of the central tables. Is this new-kid solidarity, or do they all know one another?
Before I can mention it, Ino demands my attention.
"Oh. My. Gosh. Sakura, he winked at me! I mean it was at me, right?" Ino looks around the table with an appraising eye. "Yeah. It was totally me. It was, like, so electric. I've never felt anything like it before in my life, not even when Tony gave me his jersey after the homecoming game."
"I imagine that felt sweaty."
"You know what I mean. Tenten, tell her."
I look at Ino's three best friends, sitting in a row across the table. They all look like the same person with different haircuts.
"Oh yeah, electric," the middle one says, bobbing her head until her dangly earrings swing in agreement.
That adds nothing, Tenten. Before I can ask for clarification, or even decide if I want clarification, Ino grabs my arm and hisses my name.
Tobi is making his way across the cafeteria. He moves silently and with an easy grace, an achievement when you take into account the cheap tile that makes everyone in sneakers sound like farting mice. When he stops at the end of our table, his handsomeness is more apparent, even if my discount view only gives me a direct shot of nicely defined nostrils. Reaching across my chest, he picks up Ino's hand.
"May I have your name?" he says, bending over and kissing a knuckle.
Ino's close to hyperventilating, but she manages to croak it out.
"A lovely name for a lovely girl," he says, politely ignoring the fact that his 'lovely girl' is acting lobotomized. "I wonder if you would do me the honor of showing me around your school."
The lines are corny and dated, like excerpts from the failed script of Pride & Prejudice: The High School Years, but that doesn't seem to bother Ino.
"Yes," she blurts. "I would be delighted to chauffeur you around."
My sister has a tendency to lose her powers of vocabulary when nervous. I'm guessing she was going for 'escort', but the rest of it's strangely formal, too, even for someone who's not her.
"Wonderful," Tobi says, and then probably follows it with something else ridiculous ('Your hair is like sunlight in space' or 'Let's greet the dawn with kisses'), but I'm distracted by a loud huff, followed by a smacking sound and the swing of a lunchroom door. I sneak a peek at Tobi's table.
Temari has disappeared. Either she thought too hard about the 'Surprise!' part of 'Lunchmeat Surprise!' or she does not approve of Tobi wooing Ino.
I want to ask Tobi about his stepsister, but the bell rings, sadly bringing an end to our weirdfest.
After another strange little bow, Tobi strides back to his table, and I realize that this is probably as good a time as any to talk to him about getting that interview, which I have to admit is looking more interesting. After grabbing my stuff, I dump my tray and approach, annoyed to find that he's already in the middle of a group conversation with two beefy, athletic-looking guys and a boy with blonde hair who can't seem to decide whether or not to put his hands in his pockets.
I slip into a seat at a nearby table and pretend to be searching for a worksheet as I wait for an opportunity to jump in.
"They already like me, Naruto" Tobi says. "Did you see how many of them congratulated me afterward? Look, this is called a 'fist bump'. It is more accepted now than a handshake."
Naruto or, as I like to call him, 'Interview Subject Three' ignores Tobi's proffered fist. "I still think that it is unnecessary attention," he says and then pulls a crumpled schedule out of his khaki pocket. "What do you think one studies in 'Basic Skills'? I do not think I will attend that."
"You must go to everything," Tobi snaps. "Everyone goes to everything."
For a moment, Naruto looks as though he might protest, but then thinks better of it. "Very well," he says, looking around the cafeteria. "Where is he?"
"I do not know. I will deal with him later. Go to class."
Hmm, I wonder who 'he' is.
Naruto's mouth tightens, but he complies, and I'm a little disappointed that I won't get the chance to knock two interviews off at once. After he's disappeared through the cafeteria doors, Tobi turns to the two quarterbackesque boys with a look that suggests he finds Naruto's attitude unbelievable. They say nothing, just respond with matching smiles. Except for a chin dimple and their hair color, 'one black, one a dirty blonde', they're almost identical.
This is officially the creepiest clique ever. Why do the new kids all seem to know one another?
No, I tell myself. No. According to Mr. G, my job is not to suspect, just to interview. Before Tobi has a chance to turn and talk to the other two guys, I walk up and tap his shoulder. He whips around, the suave grace from before replaced by a wary alertness. When his eyes flick down to meet mine, I notice that they are a dark gray.
"Hey! I'm Sakura," I say, holding out my hand, but he stares at it like I've just hauled my pet fish out of my pocket and suggested he touch it. When it becomes clear that he's not going to shake it, I let it go limp at my side. "Okay. Anyway, I work on our school paper, and we like to do features on all of the new students. You know, the traditional stuff: where you're from, favorite bands, what dead person you'd like to have dinner with…"
He snorts at this last one. Man, this is embarrassing.
"… that sort of stuff. I know it sounds boring, but if you want to pick a time, we can get it over with."
I wait. For the first time since I started this appalling introduction, he looks at me, really looks at me, from the crown of my head to the tips of my sneakers before meeting my eyes.
"No."
"What?"
"No, I think not," he says politely, and gives me a cool smile before turning his back and walking toward the exit. The two giants lumber after him wordlessly.
"I'm Ino's sister!" I call out, and then make a mental note to punch myself in the face for making the humiliation worse. But it doesn't matter; the swinging door marks this conversation as over.
My next class is around the corner, so I allow myself a few moments of post-snubbing indignation before heading for the classroom. As I'm walking to the door I give my ego a reassuring pat by telling it that I don't have to see him again.
And I don't, at least not until two seconds later, when he's sitting in the front row of my English class with his long legs extended. I steel myself for a smirk, an arrogant chuckle, or some sort of recognition, but he's leaning back in his chair, alternating between absently studying his fingernails and writing in the small black journal I first saw in the auditorium. (My guess? 'Today I was a total douche for no reason. The End.')
Even though I'm one of the last ones in, there's still an empty spot in the back row. It doesn't take long to figure out why. A wave of floral perfume hits me like a truck before I'm even halfway there.
It's coming from the diminutive blue-haired girl I saw leaving the cafeteria earlier, who is now sitting primly in the corner seat like the poster child for perfect posture. Of all the newbies, she wins the award for strangest outfit, having chosen a lavender floor-length skirt with a flouncing layer of gossamer ruffles and a fitted velvet jacket.
I check my chart. Good morning, Hinata Hyuuga. After Ms. Shizune passes out our semester syllabus, I make a bid for her attention. "Psst, Hinata."
She continues to stare ahead, idly twisting one of her blue-indigo locks. I wait until Ms. Shizune turns to write the five steps to a good thesis statement on the board and then tap Hinata's shoulder.
"Yes?" Hinata says, her voice strange and airy. First-day lectures are never anything to make you stand on your desk and thump your chest, but she's achieved a new level of spaced out.
"My name is Sakura," I whisper to her cheek, "and I'm doing profiles of all the new students for the school paper. If you have a second after class maybe I could ask you a few questions?"
I notice that her boots have hundreds of little black buttons and an intricate tangle of laces. "I know I'm eager to hear your fashion philosophy."
I get no response, unless you count how she fiddles with her hair and the locket around her neck. I try another tactic. "Soo… is that locket from your boyfriend?"
"No, it's not," she hisses, and then collapses into a few dainty sniffles before pulling a lace handkerchief from her bodice to dab at nonexistent tears. A few people in front of me turn around to glare, worried that the noise will get them in trouble. I am about to tell them to mind their own business when Hinata's fingers clamp around my wrist.
"Can I ask you a question?" she asks, finally looking at me as she jerks me toward her and starts rambling in a breathy rush. "Let us say that you liked this boy. You liked him so much that you didn't care that your family and friends said that it would end badly. You think he admires you as well, so you give him everything that he could ever want. But what does he do? Does he stay with you forever? No! He ignores you and goes off to live who knows where." Her voice cracks, and she lets go of my arm to flounce back into her seat.
"I am at a loss," she hiccups, holding the handkerchief to her mouth. "Do you think I should give him a lock of my hair? Maybe he is unaware that I still care."
I look up from studying the little pink crescents that her nails have left tattooed on my arm.
"No, that would probably freak him out."
"Then what should I do? What should I do?"
"Um, here." I hastily pick up the wilting copy of Seventeen that someone left under my chair.
Pointing to a headline on the cover, I say, "Look! 'How to Tell if Your Crush Likes You.'"
She grabs it out of my hands and flips through it wildly, mouthing the words as she reads.
"Yes, this may work," she mutters after a few seconds. "'Drool-worthy'? How repulsive. I may need some assistance with the language. Will you give me your address?" She lowers the magazine and looks at me expectantly.
"What about my cell number?"
"No. Address, please."
I'm torn, giving it to her might mean I end up with half of a 'BFF' necklace and my fingers superglued into a pinkie swear. Shikamaru, who has the desk in front of her, takes advantage of my hesitation and turns around.
"You can have my address," he says, wiggling his eyebrows in a way that is more Charlie Chaplin than leering creep, especially when you take into account that the back of his hair is threatening to cowlick.
"Pardon me?" Hinata says.
"My address."
"I am not entirely sure that would be proper."
"Shikamaru, stop it," I hiss, scared that I'm going to lose all of my previous progress if we continue down this road.
He ignores me. "Has anyone ever told you that you look like an anime character?" he asks Hinata. "I kind of dig it."
"Shikamaru!"
"Cowboy Bebop. Come over sometime and check it out."
Hinata looks to me, helpless, as if genuinely confused as to what the proper response is.
"Shikamaru, if you don't stop I will kick your pocket," I threaten.
"But…"
"I will."
Looking more befuddled than scared, Shikamaru turns around. Partly relieved, and yet partly offended that Shikamaru so readily accepted me as a hamster kicker, I scribble my address on a slip of paper. Really, what's the downside? If I can lure her to my house, I may be able to get her to concentrate enough to answer one or two questions.
My last class of the day is journalism, and while it's usually my favorite, the nonexistent progress on the interview front has me worried. Sure enough, Karin's already at Mr. G's desk when I get there.
"I've talked to three of them already," she boasts as Mr. G listens with bemused patience.
She's about to say something else when she spots me lingering at the door. "Isn't this project great?"
Sure, if you're a sucker for torture. Why didn't I get the chatty ones? I slump into the front row just as Mr. G shoos Karin away from his desk to address the class.
"Most of you stopped by to see me this morning, and I think we all have a good idea of our individual responsibilities for the first issue. We go to press in two weeks, so I'm not going to bore you with my classroom rules or make you share what you did last summer. Let's get started."
He points to Shikamaru, who is busy drawing something on the back of his binder. Shikamaru does the monthly comic strip for the paper and thinks that his class participation should end there. Mr. G, on the other hand, insists that he should try his hand at articles as well. Sometimes I think that their power struggles are the highlight of my life.
Mr. G walks over and takes a place in front of Shikamaru's desk, tapping the corner when His Boy Friday fails to look up. "Shikamaru, what have you found out about the missing donated blood from the Back-to-School festival?" He shoots a glance toward Karin. "Students worked hard to make sure there was a volunteer component this year."
"Well, there was blood…" Shikamaru starts.
Mr. G's eyes light up with hope. "Yes?"
"…. and now there is less blood."
Mr. G gives a tight smile. "You're going to need more than that for your article," he says, straining to keep his voice encouraging rather than frustrated.
Shikamaru goes back to shading the complex design he's sketched on the back of his folder. "Isn't this something for the police?" he asks, distracted.
"I wanted you to look at it from the student's perspective, talk to the girls who manned the booth. They were there until eight that night."
"I did."
"Great!"
"They don't know what happened."
Mr. G sighs. "Just do me a favor, Shikamaru, and dig a little deeper. Please."
Shikamaru salutes. "Righto, Mr. G."
Unappeased, Mr. G bends down to Shikamaru's level and starts to whisper encouraging threats, or possibly threatening encouragement. Karin takes the opportunity to lean over and study my closed notebook. Hers is already covered in scribbles. Editor-in-chiefly scribbles.
"So, what's your angle going to be?" she whispers. I can spot the competitive edge through the friendliness.
"Why the new students hate me."
"What?"
"Never mind." The least I can do is act like I might have something to write down. I flip open my notebook and try to make conversation. "Have you met all of yours yet?"
"Almost," she says and turns the page. "Everyone except for Sasuke. Hey, do you want to maybe see a movie on Friday? There's that indie cinema on Main Street that always plays cool stuff."
"I can't," I say, still annoyed that she is beating me, and ignoring the what-are-the-odds feeling I got when she mentioned her new student's name was Sasuke, the same name that had come up at breakfast, and the same name I hadn't said in like..years.
"Oh, okay. Well, maybe…"
"Mr. G's on his way over."
Karin straightens in her seat while Mr. Amado strides toward us as purposefully as one can in loafers.
Crouching down, he peeks at what we've written. I put up my hand as a shield.
"So," he starts, and then holds up a finger before Karin can speak. "I think I have a good idea about Karin's progress; I'm interested in what the other half thinks."
The other half has no idea what to say. Put on the spot, I ask some of my actual questions. "Don't you think it's strange that they all seem to know one another? And think Michigan is charming?"
Mr. G doesn't respond at first, just gives me a look akin to the one you'd give the homeless person who stands outside the grocery store shouting that there are aliens in the bread. If his mustache had fingers, it would be wagging one at me right now. "Sakura," he says. "I thought we talked about this."
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Karin shooting me covert sideways glances like she was once warned not to stare directly at a loser eclipse.
"I know," I say, "but.."
"We're not investigating," he says. "We're celebrating. Try it again tomorrow."
He raps the desk and walks away, leaving me to wonder why Shikamaru's curiosity is encouraged while mine is smashed into tiny little bits. I sink into my chair and draw circles in my notebook for the rest of the period while Karin rattles off all the juicy tidbits she's collected about the two boys who were hanging around Tobi in the cafeteria.
Their names are Nagato and Kakuzu, a slap in the face to their obvious aspirations to be brick walls.
"They don't speak all that much, but we managed," she says. "Do you know that they were in the circus when they were little?"
"Wait. You're telling me that they're mute circus people?" I ask, wondering if this is some great cosmic experiment: See how long it takes Sakura's head to explode if we drop her in a vat of weirdness and continue to tell her that no, the soup she's in is perfectly normal.
"Well, okay," Karin admits, "it's sort of different. But it's going to make a great article. Unlike Deidara, who doesn't want to talk about anything but the art that is dirt bikes." She closes her notebook. "What about Tobi? He's yours, right? He seems interesting at least. A little show-offy. I can't believe Principal Chiyo let him get away with that this morning."
Me either, Karin. Me either.
Lol, I made Shikamaru all weird. Anyway, for those wondering, Sasuke will come in next chapter, so just be patient. =)
Thanks to those that reviewed and followed! And the favers too. I WILL finish this. But just to warn you, it has a slow progressing plot. So stick with it =)
Please review! Much love as always,
Chelty-chan.
P.S: I am going to be using just a few characters in this, and I think I have introduced all of them, except Sasuke. So, they maybe OOC but it is necessary for the plot. E.g Naruto (but it wont be much) Hinata(also not much) and Shikamaru(also not much).
Kay thanks bye!
