This. Deleted. Twice. But I still felt like updating today, so stuff that. For disclaimer see chapter one, and Cherry says hi :-)
"Haha, that's my girls! Beating up thugs to hire them!" Joker giggled, as the goons shifted their weight from foot to foot. Spade giggled slight, covering her mouth with her hand.
"To the jewellery store!" Joker commanded, walking off down Crime Alley like a General at the front of an army.
Harley skipped off after him, as the goons and twins followed behind.
"We're here!" Joker sang pausing in front of a jewellery store.
"Oh my evilness, a toy store! Can we go in dad?" Diamond asked, staring longingly at the neighbouring shop.
"Please daddy?" Spade begged, her breath misting the glass of the window.
"Be out in 5," Joker decided, moving through the running mass of people towards the more expensive diamonds.
"Oh oh oh, I want this one!" Diamond picked up a large tiger, her hands barely meeting around the middle of its stomach. "I'll call it Crystal."
"I like this one," Spade picked up a robotic white cat that purred when you stroked it. She held it in the classic evil mastermind position.
"Hello Fluffy," she whispered to it, before giggling maniacally.
"Twins! Perimeter!" Harley ordered from outside. The girls quickly led the toy store, scrambling up the fire escape to stand on the roof.
"Who are you? Joker and Harley impersonators?" A couple of minutes later, a voice asked.
"Not impersonators," Spade drawled, turning to face the Boy Wonder.
"Is he talking about dad?" Diamond whispered to her sister, and not very quietly either.
"Diamond!" Spade exclaimed, slamming her hand across her sisters mouth.
"Spade!" Diamond mimicked her sisters tone, when her mouth was freed.
"Your the Jokers daughters!?" Robin practically screeched.
"No, we're the daughters of Fluffy here," Spade raised her robotic cat.
"You do know crimes are wrong, right?" Robin put his hand out to them.
"Wrong right," Spade giggled, her sanity relapsing.
"We don't know right from wrong anymore. We grew up being told you and Batman were villains," Diamond sighed.
"You could come with us?" Robin offered.
"We'll leave our parents, but we will make our own way. We don't rely on charity," Diamond spat, as her sister recovered her sanity.
"Why?" Robin asked, desperate now.
"Why not?" Spade smiled sadly, before both girls and toys jumped off the roof. Robin ran the the side, expecting to see human coloured splats on the pavement. He didn't see a sign of anyone being there.
"Bruce," Dick started, in the Batcave later that night. Sorry, next morning. "You'll never guess who I met recently."
"Who?" Bruce asked, after thinking a moment.
"Diamond and Spade," Dick stared at the screen of the Batcomputer over his adoptive fathers shoulder.
"Did their parents have a card obsession or something?" Bruce asked, not seeing how this was so important.
"They're twin girls. Their mothers name is Harley, and their father goes by The Joker," Dick smirked, while Bruce remained stoic.
"Head to bed," he ordered, and Dick sighed, but did as asked.
Bruce sat there, fingers unmoving on the keyboard.
Could it really be that mad man had children?
