$$$- is the money they use
*Spanish dessert
Author's note:
Meanwhile at Court...
"So you are Saitama, the bald man who destroy Goku's tower."
"Yea, So?"
"Goku reported you for destroying his towers," the Judge said "He reported you for $$$10,000,000,000,000,000 now paid up or go to jail for 100 months straight."
" I will go to jail for 100 months I have not enough for $$$10,000,000,000,000,000 I only have $$$100, plus I am very broke…"
"Okay I will call Goku for you" while the Judge is making a phone call.
"Wait… it is okay I will pay for him" a mysterious voice said in the back of the Jury room.
"Hey, Genos why are you paying for me?" Saitama asked.
"Cause, master I am pretty tired of this case." Genos replied
"Hey Genos mind if you just paid now?"
"Sure, here you go" Genos saying happily as he hand over the money.
"Do you mind" the Judge said
"No…"Genos said
10 minutes later…
"So, you are going to paid?" the Judge said…
"Yeah right now…"
"...Oh that why you're here?"
"Yeah also… to get my Master outta here."
"Oh, you can go now I have to call Goku again…" The Judge sighed
Genos and Saitama went to the nearest restaurant which was Elric's Eat Anything shop…
"Can I have ten pound of sliced beef cooked with spicy Jalapeno and 20 pounds of Napa Cabbage in my noodles please?" Saitama said.
"Can I please have 15 pounds of chicken and 3 pounds of Lettuce in my noodles?" Genos said.
"Sure coming right up in 10 minutes please have some homemade? "lemon-aid" and some roasted peanuts cover in butter," the waiter said "You can also, have some Tarta de Santiago*..."
"But, it is just a cake!" Saitama interrupted.
"You don't judge our desserts."the waiter said.
"Oh, yea? You can't judge us!"
"Fine I will give you Fatty Lungs if you keep complaining."
5 minutes later…
"WHY IS THERE FATTY LUNGS IN MY NOODLES?" Saitama complained.
"You kept complaining that's why…" the waiter responded.
"Well, it is your fault that you gave us desert for the beginning
-The doors of the restaurant slammed on the walls…
…A guy came in the restaurant and ordered a The Noble Brunch.
It smelled so delicious that Saitama said "Hey you, how does it taste?"
The guy replied "HORRIBLE!"
"May I try?"
"Sure"
"ARGH! it tastes so HORRIBLE!"
"I told you so this restaurant is rated 1.7 in the whole wide rating for restaurants."
"Okay thanks"
Then Saitama didn't eat or pay…
"HEY YOU FINISH YOUR MEAL AND COME BACK!"
