DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight or the Fun Song. I'm just borrowing them for my own personal enjoyment.

Chapter 2

Previously on "Can Vampires Get Sugar High?"

Bella answered the door. It was the love of her life.

"Edward!" she squealed, attacking him with a hug. He simply stood there, dressed all in black, looking at her as if she wasn't there.

"If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?" Edward speculated monotonously.

Oh, no, Bella thought. She ran to the phone to call Jasper; Edward had turned Goth.

Why was Edward Goth? Why was he wearing black clothes covered in chains and skulls?

Bella quickly dialed Jasper's cell number and held the phone to her ear. He picked up after the first ring.

"Hello?"

"Jasper, it's Bella."

"Hey, Bella. Are you alright? You sound upset."

"I'm fine. It's—Edward, stay away from my eye liner!"

"What was that, Bella?" asked Jasper, uncomprehendingly.

"Jasper, I don't know how, but Edward is acting completely Goth. He's not smiling, he's wearing dark clothing, and now he's trying to get into my dark eye makeup!"

"Calm down, Bella," Jasper said calmly. "Edward is just having a mental breakdown. It's not serious, but we need to cure him before he gets any worse."

She checked to make sure that Edward was still with her—physically, at least, since his mind was obviously somewhere else—and saw that he was busying himself covering all of the windows with black fabric and turning off all lights, igniting a few candles that appeared out of nowhere.

"What do I need to do?" Bella whispered into the phone, hoping Edward wouldn't hear.

"Stay there and make sure he doesn't leave. I'm on my way." There was a click as Jasper hung up the phone.

Keep Edward here? Charlie was on his way home from work, and would be expecting dinner soon. What could she do to contain a depressed vampire while keeping him out of sight of her father?

"Bella, where do you keep your blood?" Edward asked, finally acknowledging Bella's presence.

"Um, Edward," Bella began, beginning to feel irritated. "I don't drink blood. If you weren't so stubborn about not changing me, I would be, but since I am not, there is not any blood in this house." Bella thought it would be best not to remind him that she herself was filled with blood; she had a feeling that this new Goth Edward would probably use her blood in some creepy ritual.

Always arriving at the best times, Jasper walked through the door, Carlisle by his side. Once the poor doctor had gone hunting, he was fully cured of his "ailment." Without greeting Bella, Carlisle walked over to the corner of the room where Edward was moping and observed his condition for a few moments. He shook his head sadly, then walked over to where Jasper and Bella were waiting nervously.

"I know what we need to do to cure him," said Carlisle. "But it won't be pretty." He got out his giant boom box (because, of course, no vampire is caught un-dead without his boom box) and hit play.

F is for friends who do stuff together,

U is for you and me,

N is for anywhere at anytime at all…

Edward heard the music and recoiled. His depressed ears couldn't take this cheerfulness. The music grew louder and louder. He could no longer stand it.

"Make it stop!" he screamed, holding his hands to his ears. Bella longed to rush to his side and comfort him, but Jasper held her back.

After several minutes of the Fun Song, Edward simply lay on the ground, panting. He then sat up, looking around the room, as though seeing it for the first time. His eyes met Bella's.

"Bella," he asked, "what just happened?"

She hugged him tightly as Carlisle answered, "You have just suffered a mental breakdown of a type that is exclusive to vampires. No one is sure what causes it, and it is usually easy to cure, but if we had waited any longer, nothing would have stopped you from staying that way forever."

Bella shuddered, turning Edward's attention to her. "Bella, my love, I am so sorry. I had no idea what I was doing."

"It wasn't your fault," she replied, simply glad to have her Edward back, and hoping that there would not be any more breakdowns anytime soon.

Meanwhile, back at the Cullen home…

A/N: Cliff hanger! I will try to write Chapter 3 soon. Please review!