Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN!!
Okay Mistress Ando, give me the mystical ramen! I wrote you a second chapter!
Twi: Doesn't have anything to do with the original story though. Just some Akatsuki randomness.
In Akatsuki somewhere…
"See! It freaks me out Sasori-danna, un!"
'This is not my day…' Konan thought about the annoying noise that was coming from the hallway. She had no choice but to go into the hot zone though. This was the only way out of the hideout.
"Hey, Konan! Tell Sasori-danna that this freaks you out." The annoying blonde-haired Deidara called out to her.
He came toward her and reached out his hand. It slid into the curve of her neck. He pulled her to him and placed his face in front of hers. She stared into his visible eye. For once, the obviously gay man seemed like he was straight. Was he going to kiss her? A blush crept into her face and she felt her body melt.
"So what do you think, un?" The blonde removed his hand and moved his face away.
"uh….uh…" Konan turned away trying to hide her red face from the blonde and his lover. ' I can't believe I got turned on by a gay guy!!!'
"See Sasori-danna, un! She got freaked out!" The blonde said not knowing what was truly going on with Konan.
" Um…Deidara…I don't think that's what happened," Sasori told his lover knowing the truth behind the blush on Konan's face.
PuRpLe: Based on true events! Okay, well, the person who takes Sasori's place is a girl, but this really happened to me! I got turned on by my gay friend!
Twi: Maybe you've been reading too many yaoi lemons…
PuRpLe: Blasphemy! How could you say such a thing! Oh, and thanks again for the mystical ramen!
