"Epic Ever After Rap Battles Of History"

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Disclaimer: I do not own "Ever After High" or it's characters. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the EAH books, Shannon Hale. Plus, I don't own Epic Rap Battles of History as well. Anyway, this is EAH's take on Epic Rap Battles. This is when I take two random characters of Ever After High and make them face-off in a rap battle. Boy, is this gonna be fun! So enjoy!

P.S.: For fun, readers get to choose which next two people should be up to face each other in a rap battle! Once again, enjoy!


Chapter 2: Daring Charming vs. Dexter Charming


EPIC RAP BATTLE!

Daring Charming!

vs.

Dexter Charming!

BEGIN

Daring Charming:

Yo, the prince is here

And live in full effect

I'm gonna drop your call like I'm calling collect

I'm a diamond in the rough

I can't be touched

Mess with me and you'll be a crutch

Apple is my bitch

And I'm proud of it

I'll be dancing in your grave where I'll dance and spit

I'm the perfect prince charming

The toast of the coast

I'm gonna grill and cook your ass like perfect pot roast

With my lyrics and style

I'll leave you layin'

Like the dragons and women, I'll leave them slayin'

I won't back from any fight

I'm gonna give it my all

Sorry for you geek, you're gonna totally fall

Cause I'm the main favorite

I'm the total crown jewel

So hold your glasses on, I'm gonna kick your noodle!

Dexter Charming:

Oh Daring Please

You really have no chance

I'm gonna make sure it will be your last dance

I may be dorky

But I totally got swag

I'm the real total hunk and you're a old hag

You can't treat me

Like I'm a second banana

Cause I tend to strike like a Hawk from Atlanta

Don't smile so much

This battle isn't over

You're nothing but a drunk and I'm totally sober

My Raven Queen

Is so infectious and hot

Way more than the STD that your future queen got

We're meant to be together

Oh it's so totally real

She really loves me more for my nine-inch steel

Now you're down on your knees

Cause I won this round fool

So go drown in your tears, cause I totally rule!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!