"Epic Ever After Rap Battles Of History"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own "Ever After High" or it's characters. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the EAH books, Shannon Hale. Plus, I don't own Epic Rap Battles of History as well. Anyway, this is EAH's take on Epic Rap Battles. This is when I take two random characters of Ever After High and make them face-off in a rap battle. Boy, is this gonna be fun! So enjoy!
P.S.: For fun, readers get to choose which next two people should be up to face each other in a rap battle! Once again, enjoy!
Chapter 2: Daring Charming vs. Dexter Charming
EPIC RAP BATTLE!
Daring Charming!
vs.
Dexter Charming!
BEGIN
Daring Charming:
Yo, the prince is here
And live in full effect
I'm gonna drop your call like I'm calling collect
I'm a diamond in the rough
I can't be touched
Mess with me and you'll be a crutch
Apple is my bitch
And I'm proud of it
I'll be dancing in your grave where I'll dance and spit
I'm the perfect prince charming
The toast of the coast
I'm gonna grill and cook your ass like perfect pot roast
With my lyrics and style
I'll leave you layin'
Like the dragons and women, I'll leave them slayin'
I won't back from any fight
I'm gonna give it my all
Sorry for you geek, you're gonna totally fall
Cause I'm the main favorite
I'm the total crown jewel
So hold your glasses on, I'm gonna kick your noodle!
Dexter Charming:
Oh Daring Please
You really have no chance
I'm gonna make sure it will be your last dance
I may be dorky
But I totally got swag
I'm the real total hunk and you're a old hag
You can't treat me
Like I'm a second banana
Cause I tend to strike like a Hawk from Atlanta
Don't smile so much
This battle isn't over
You're nothing but a drunk and I'm totally sober
My Raven Queen
Is so infectious and hot
Way more than the STD that your future queen got
We're meant to be together
Oh it's so totally real
She really loves me more for my nine-inch steel
Now you're down on your knees
Cause I won this round fool
So go drown in your tears, cause I totally rule!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC EVER AFTER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
