Chapter 2

Hypnotism at it's highest

"Knitting sweaters, you maniac." Eddy responded. "What are YOU doing down there?"

"Look!" Edd said.

Right when they said that, the mail truck passed by.

"My package is here! Oh boy!" Edd was so exited, he forgot about his troubles and head over to his mailbox with the other 3 tagging behind.

"Is it for me?" Ed asked. "It's for me!" Eddy said as he grabbed it from Edd.

"EDDY! BRING IT BACK!" Metaknight shouted.

"A BOOK?" Eddy was disgusted at the thing in his hands: A phycology manual. He threw it aside.

Metaknight catched it before it hit the ground. "Do not abuse this peice of litature," he said. "Edd has waited for this ever since the beggining of the month."

"Why is he interested in that peice of Mumbo-Jumbo?" Eddy asked.

"Because it tells me the science of abnormal human behavior." Edd said as Metaknight handed him over the book.

Edd decided to give them a Rorschach test for Eddy and Ed. "Tell me what you see here."

"Money!"

"Book!"

"And this?" Edd asked as he showed another ink blot.

"Cash!"

"Buttered toast!"

Edd, after that was finished, said "Well, now your phycologicly normal."

Eddy was far from impressed. "How is buttered toast normal? Let me see that!" He snatched it away from Edd's hands.

"Where are the answers?" As Eddy was looking, a hypnotising wheel came out. "What's this?"

"Butter toast!" Ed thought.

"Why, it's a hypnotising wheel." Metaknight said. "Allow me to demonstrate." he spun the wheel at Ed, who quickly went into a trance. "Ed, listen to me closly. On my command, you will become what you have always dreamed of."

He snapped his fingers and Ed soon...started to...dance like a freaking ballerina? WTF! The other 3 laughed their heads off until Ed took Eddy by the hand and danced with him in a painful manner.

"Metaknight, make him stop!" Eddy said.

Despite the fun, Metaknight obeyed and made him stop just as Ed did a split.

"Ow, my calves hurt." Ed replied as he came back from his trance.

"Guys," Eddy began. "I've always waited for this oppurtunity. Lets hypnotize more people!"

"I would not use that for any pleasures of the flesh, Eddy." Metaknight warned.

"C'mon. Have I ever steered you wrong?"

"Yes, you have." Edd said.

But Eddy knew it had begun...