A/N: I do not own Metalocalypse (although I wish I did); I have a slight connection to "Runes Shalt Thou Dream" but it's a weird story. For all intents and purposes, whenever Toki and Skwisgaar are thinking during this story… it's in either Norwegian or Swedish which is why they don't think how they speak … Oh boy I hope that makes sense.
Nobleklok – Wish
"You ams a bully Skwisgaar!" Toki yelled as Skwisgaar thrust the Kindle upwards into the air.
The Swede laughed as he caught it and held it from Toki's reach.
"GIVES ITS BACK!" Toki yelled, stomping on the floor.
"Whys shoulds I?" Skwisgaar teased. "This ams a gay dildo, and you ams dumb for reading it!"
They were standing at the edge of Mordhaus. Skwisgaar had seen Toki reading an electronic book about Norse mythology and vampires, and had decided to have some fun with the younger man.
"It amnst gay!" Toki yelled, loud enough for the world to hear. "Gives it back Skwisgaar, or you ams be sorrys!"
You wants to challenges me? Skwisgaar thought with a snide smile. Accepteds.
He dropped the Kindle over the edge of Mordhaus, and caught Toki as the Norwegian dived after it.
"Ams you dumbs?" Skwisgaar scolded him, setting Toki upright. "It ams just a silly toys!"
"It amnst a toy!" Toki protested. "Oh Skwisgaar! You ams be sorry now!"
Toki's face was the picture of fury. He bared his teeth like a wild animal and launched himself at Skwisgaar, nearly taking them over the edge. Skwisgaar clung to the Norwegian, for dear life and pushed away from the edge, sending them crashing to the grass.
He tried to kill me! Skwisgaar thought. The bastard!
Skwisgaar wanted to slap Toki, punch him, yell at him… but he didn't feel like he could. Skwisgaar had landed on top of Toki and was now looking into the Norwegian's pale blue eyes. He felt a little bit awkward in this position, but at the same time he felt right.
"Toki…" he began, but Toki cut him off.
"Why ams you always ruins thing for mes?" he demanded, pushing the Swede to the side. Skwisgaar landed hard on the grass, looking across at Toki.
"It ams not fairs!" Toki continued, looking away in anger. "Yous gets all the pretty goyls, I ams keep getting kiddyses awardses. I hates you Skwisgaar! I wishes that Sylvan Dreyfus woulds comes and eats you and makes you into a zombies!"
Skwisgaar laughed. Sylvan Dreyfus, according to a Finnish story that had made its way to Sweden, had been a Swedish-born General who had died in 1809. Instead of dying, the General had been turned into a vampire. According to the story, he was a psychopath from birth to death, to re-birth.
Skwisgaar didn't believe it, so he just laughed as Toki stomped away in a huff.
Meanwhile… in Cambridge, England
Sylvan felt the magic tingle the back of his neck as he sucked blood from the neck of a UK Klokateer.
He looked up and wiped his lips, smiled.
He was being summoned.
