A/N: So, you've had Ash's views, now here's Brock's! :D

BADShipping - Brock & Delia
Ash's... Mom!? ... :Shudders:

BlushShipping - Brock & Lucy
:Stares dreamily into space: Huh, what?

BoulderShipping - Brock & Ash
... Ash? I see him as a brother, you know? I don't think this is even plausible, let alone possible.

BreederShipping - Brock & Susie
Suuuuuuusieeeeeeeeee... :sighs:

BrocketShipping - Brock & James / Brock & Jessie
Team Rocket?! Are you kidding me? I would never love those crooks!

BrockGetsLuckyShipping - Brock & May
May? Erm, I don't think so. She's a great friend, but that's all she is.

BrockwoodoShipping - Brock & Sudowoodo
Okay. I want to make something clear. Those pictures of me licking Sudowoodo are taken completely out of context!

CandleShipping - Gary & Brock
Gary? Well, I don't really know him that well. Not to mention he's male. And he seems a bit arrogant.

FlirtationShipper - Brock & every girl he meets
Beautiful girls... :eyes cloud over:

GymShipping - Brock & Misty
Misty's more like a sister to me. And she's a bit young. And she fancies Ash- Oh no! Don't let Misty know I said that!

HollowShipping - Brock & Paul
Paul?! :clenches fist: Have you seen the way he treats his pokemon? It's barbaric! I could never love anyone with such a bad attitude!

JimShipping - James & Brock
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! NOTHING HAPPENED IN THAT HUT! WE WERE BOTH TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT ... beautiful... girl... :grins:

LightrockShipping - Brock & Dawn
Dawn? Well, for starters, she's a bit young for me. And she's only a rookie. I just can't see her as a love interest.

LustShipping - Brock & Nurse Joy / Brock & Officer Jenny
:eyes change to hearts: AAAAAAAH! Which one to choose!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MolestShipping - Brock & Croagunk
:eye twitches: Croa..gunk? ... ... ... ew.

NavigatorShipping - Brock & Max
Max? May's brother? Er, he's verrrrry young. And he's male. And... he's Max, for goodness' sake! It just won't happen!

SageAdviceShipping - Brock & Cheryl
Stupid grandfather. :mutters:

StefaniShipping - Brock & Kidd Summers
Kidd is AMAZING! She's clever, strong, beautiful, brave, beautiful, wonderful, beautiful... did I mention she was AMAZING!?

SuccubusShipping - Brock & Professor Ivy / TraumaShipper - Brock & Professor Ivy
:curls into fetal position and hangs head: Please... don't say that name!

UedaShipping - Brock & Mimey (Mr. Mime)
:cringes: ... :cringes: ... ew.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! So many beautiful girls! Am I destined to be alone forever!?

A/N:
I knooooooow it's not very good, but I felt like doing it.
Reviews are love! :D

ArcanineOod: :eyes light up: Brock! :grins:
Brock: What is it?
ArcanineOod: I love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Brock: O.o ... Sorry, what's your name?
ArcanineOod: ArcanineOod.
Brock: Okaaaaaaay. Odd name.
ArcanineOod: Yeah. What can I say? It's a cool pen name. (I think)
Brock: So what's your real name?
ArcanineOod: It's... Lucy.
Brock: :Does double take: What?
ArcanineOod: My name's Lucy. L-U-C-Y.
Brock: :runs away:
ArcanineOod: Wait! Come back! I'll change my name to Maria for you, if you want!

Not how I imagined our first meeting, but there's still hope for the future!

Yeah. Odd. I know. Brock fangirl here. Sorry about that!
Did you like it? I know it's a bit poor after that Ash one that people liked, but I just had to write it.
:D A review or two would be nice...