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It was my fourth day at the cram school(still no friends) and I came early. I jammed the keys into the door, grumbling under my breath as I twisted and wisted, then opened the door, magically. It worked! A miracle! food for everyone! Make a feast! MayuNikaSuki Johnson finally learned how to open a door with keys!

Sighing, I walked into the hallway, and noticed three girls from my class. One on the floor in a kimono and blonde hair, pony-tail lady with funny eye-brows and short-haired lady, looking worried.

"Izumo-chan!" The short-haired girl said frantically the pony tail named Izumo walked off.

"I'm so sorry!" Apologized the girl and she ran off with that Izumo chick. Someone new to put on my bitch list.

I watched for a while, staring at kimono girl, and began to walk up to her as a boy came up "Hey Shiemi, what are you doing over there?" He asked and I stopped, hiding again. Psh, I was like a fuckin' spy man. Moments passed as I watched the two of them, then they finally walked in the classroom.

After they stepped in, I did so as well. I groaned quietly as I listened to Okumura "Soon you'll have a break for one and a half months of summer holidays, But before that, there is this years exwire authorization exam's" s#¶t, I got here late into the year so I wasn't able to get caught up much, but thankfully Mephisto aided me, so take that fuckerets "Since it's purpose is to provide combat training rather than- blah blah blah" I ignored him and counting how many visible moles there were. "-Starting next week!" He stated lastly and I froze.

Okay, not listening really was something I needed to avoid doing and work on "If you choose to participate in training camp, please fill this form with acquisition 'Meister' and submit it to me by Monday" I sat there for a couple of moments, blinking once or twice. What the living shit was a Meister?

I soon noticed the kid from before that helped kimono girl with navy hair asking a dude with skunk like hair what the Meister thing is as well "What!" Skunky yelled and I appeared behind the kid with navy hair

"Uh, yeah! I have no idea either!" I pipped up and they stared for a moment, confused.

"You guy's don't even know what it is and you wanna be an exorcist? Get real!"

"Yeah, wasn't like I really had a choice" I grumbled and the boy from before with navy hair seemed to only hear it and raised a brow. All I did was shrug.

"Ahhh! It's almost like Okumura-kun and Jonhson-chan know nothing!" A guy with pink hair stated and I pipped up at my name

"Yeah, you know my name, fist bump" I reached my fist and he bumped his fist against mine.

The smallest boy spoke up "Meister means-"

"Konekomaru! Don't tell them!" Skunk boy interrupted him, and I quickly shoved him aside, shooting my head to Koneko.

"Tell us!" I quickly spoke to the small boy

"It's the five Technical Qualification that are necessary for an Exorcist, The five categories are Knight, Dragoon, Tamer, Aria, and Doctor" he explained quickly, biting his lip fearfully as I let go of the struggling dude. He just glared at me afterwards.

"You can become an Exorcist if you acquire the title of a Meister in any of the categories" small boy continued, and Okumura and I nodded "The fighting style changes depending on the Meister" he told us and I grinned, giving him a noogie

"Thanks Squirt!" I cheered, happily and he smiled nervously. Navy boy thanked Konekomaru as well.

"What the hell is with you people actin' so friendly with each other?" Skunk boy growled and I rolled my eyes.

I smacked him up side his head "Oh shuddup, Skunk" I grumbled.

He glared at me, agitated with my attitude "The names Suguro, Ryuji, cross-dresser" Yeah, so what I asked Mephisto for the boys wear? Better than what I used to wear, I hate skirts.

"And my names Johnson, MayuNikaSuki, though I prefer Kasu. Don't forget it, cause I'll beat your skunk a$$ any day if you get it wrong" I grinned as he glared at me, bringing up an intense stare down.

Really, I just pulled Kasu out of my ass, happy it worked out well. New place, new name.

We calmed down from the eyeing battle, and pink hair dude raised a hand "Me and Konekomaru are aiming for 'Aria'" he told us

"Aria are the type of Meister that recites the bible and sacred scriptures to fight" explained Konekomaru and I nodded thoughtfully "Bon's gonna push him self until he's gonna be a Aria and Dragoon" explained pinko and I raised an eyebrow at Ryuji's name.

Bon? Like Bon Bons?

I snickered quietly.

They begin fighting-discussing, Pink dude and Ryuji that is, until I heard Koneko say "Oh yeah, didn't Okumura-sensei also get Doctor and Dragoon?" He said and Okumura seemed interested

"Seriously? He really is something" he mumbled

"So whats a dragoon?" I asked, interested.

Ryuji began to yell at me "You guys are a huge pain in my ass! A dragoon is someone who uses heavy weapons-!" I then shut him down from my attention bubble and walked away. I knew what I was going to be. Dragoon, Doctor, and Tamer. K, was pushing myself big time, but I didn't care. I liked a challenge. It looked really easy from afar, really. From all the knowledge I've collected in my life on demons, and how much information I can easily absorb from it, I could become a Tamer easily. It could make Doctor and Dragoon a little easier for me, because with Doctor I could easily know how to treat a wound from a demon and recognize it from studying the effects the injury gives off. Dragoon, I could easily know how to kill a demon by knowing their weak spots because of being a tamer.

I checked off what I wanted, put my name of the top, and headed up to Okumura.

"Here Okumura. I got down who I'm gonna be" I stated and he raised a brow

"Already? Don't you need to think about It?" I shook my head as he looked at my choices

"Already did. Being a doctor I could help people and being a Dragoon would make me to be able to defend myself. And plus, I'm amazing at shooting games." I grinned, thinking of Left For Dead...

Okumura shook his head "This isn't a game you know. Everything is real. You can't put stress on your shoulders! Do you realize how difficult it is to just study one Meister nether less two?" he glared and I nodded

"I know, I know! I don't need another lecture on it" I crossed my arms "I already know plenty about demons, so tamer is going to come easily. I've studied them since I was like, ten. Dragoon, always loved myself some guns, and doctor, new experiences are always welcomed" A smile crossed over my face "I'm not going to regular school, so I have most of the day to study. I'll be good teach, don't worry" I bent over his desk and flicked his nose, then walked away.

"Detention!" He screamed, and I waved him off.


"Don't step on the circle" Out teacher dude who was our tamer teacher ordered. We were currently in Tamer class, as I like to call it, I'm not sure if that's what it's actually called but fuck it. "If you do, it loses the effect" then blah, blah blah. I should really listen, but I'm easily distracted. I really really needed to work on that.

Suddenly, Mr. Teacher yelled "come out!" and a monster crawled out of the ground.

I knew it, I knew what it was! "A Naberius!" I cheered "I remember reading it before some where! It looks amazing" I smirked next to Rin and Ryuji. They told me I was too formal, in which I asked if it was okay. I didn't want to disrespect them, but they said it was okay with them. I told them if they ever wanted me to stop to just ask.

They looked at me like I had four arms, three toes, sixteen fingers and one foot.

"I'll now test you to see if you have the ability to summon a familiar" And I looked down at my paper (when did I get this?), spacing the man out again.

A moment later, Izumo was standing at the circle. Shitttt, I wasn't listening, what the hell Kasu get your shit together.

"Hey, Rin, what do I do again? I spaced off again"

"Rub your blood on that paper, say some chant and try to summon a demon" he explained and I nodded as Izumo's demons appeared

Byakkos... I never was a big fan of foxes, and them kinda being one wasn't really helping.

Everyone praised her, and I gave her some as well, but it wasn't hard to see that she had a big head

"Imma try!" I called out, then took a step forward. I bit my lip nervously, never really hurting myself before... and biting my finger seemed to huuurt... I squeezed my eyes shut and bit my thumb, whining out because it hurt. Izumo snorted, and I turned to her with a glare that said motherfucker-im-going-to-get-you-later.

"Hey, I have a pain tolerance unlike all of you guys" I hissed, narrowing my eyes and turning back to the blood blossoming from the injury. I held it to the paper and smeared it across it.

"I call upon thee to serve my every whim, appear now and help defeat all of those who oppose me!" I spoke in Russian, fluently. I also got lessons from a hobo that lived at the dump, paying him in sandwiches and Pepsi.

Suddenly a mini blue dragon appeared, looking meanish. It flew to me and swarmed around my head"A Mizuchi!" I cheered "Hell yeah! I got a water demon!" I grabbed it by it's cute little front arms and danced a bit. It looked quite young, but probably wasn't. It didn't look so pleased that I was messing with it that way, but tolerated it. Rin rolled his eyes, grinning, Izumo looked jealous, the teach looked pleased, Ryuji stared, awed as along did everyone else.

"I-I wanna try!" Shiemi shouted out, voice wavering slightly, and I began playing with my familiar, moving out of the way and ignoring everything else around.

That is until the teacher said "Tamers are valuable" and my ears perked up

"Hear that Ryuji, Rin? I'm valuable!" I grinned, smugly and hugged my little dragon that just seemed a little annoyed

"Demon's never follow Humans weaker than themselves, and they are especially keen on attack those who lack on confidence. But like I said before, if a magic circle is broken, the familiar is relieved of its post and disappears" and that caused me to pout. No way in hell I was ditching my cute little water demon. "If you feel you are in danger and you summoned your familiar with 'paper', just tear the 'paper' up and they will be gone" I looked at my familiar and tucked the folded up paper in my pants

"Only asscakes get rid of their familiars... I'll call you..." I dug out my phone and quickly typed something down, then grinned

"Uisce! Irish for water!" I cheered

"Wow Kasu, you know all type of languages! English, Japanese, Russian, and now Irish!" Rin stated, astonished

"Oh, I don't know Irish, I just translated Water from English to Irish" I smiled and he nodded. Suddenly a man came in and whispered something to the teach and he looked at me

"Johnson, your needed" I looked up and over at Rin and Ryuji. They shrugged and I looked over at the man

"Coming, smell you guys later" I waved at them and followed the man. A smile came to my face. I have friends, dad.


I stood in front of Mephisto, being called upon by that wonderful man, and he grinned "Hello my favorite pink man, anything ya need?" I questioned and he nodded, pointing to a chair in front of his desk

"Take a seat" I did so "You picked three Meisters" he pointed to the paper that I had written on.

I nodded "Yeah, so what?"

"You know how much stress is being placed on you?" He questioned, putting the paper down and looking at me, leaning back in his chair.

"I know. I don't care. I love challenges!" I explained simply and he nodded, grinning once again

"Are you positive? It's really hard" he rested his head against his folded hands, elbows propped up on his desk

"I don't care, I'm always looking for something to keep me up at night" I smirked mischievously.

He rolled his eyes "Mayu, give me a reason why I should allow you to be placed under a position like this" His tone became serious and I sat up

"I've studied demons since I was about five and I have so much knowledge to spare on it, I know plenty to feel comfortable that I will be able to use that knowledge on every single one of those Meisters. I am fully aware of what needs to be done under each of those, and what the requirements are to pass each of those, in which I have most of it done for Tamer, it'll be easy to pass that, then passing Dragoon and Doctor will need more work, but I know I can do it.

"Looking at it, being a Tamer means I can use my knowledge about demons to know what kind of aid needs to be done to certain wounds if they are inflicted by a demon. Then, being a Dragoon I know their weakest points. I came here to aid with my knowledge and that is exactly what I plan to do" I finished, leaning back into my chair.

He sat there for a moment while we shared a gaze as if he was trying to confirm in my eyes that I could do it. He nodded "Okay, if you're a hundred percent. Just know that you cannot go back on this decision, alright?"

I nodded as I stood up and left with Uisce.


"God, thin brows is treating Shiemi like her servant" Rin sighed, talking about Izumo. I was hugging Ryuji.

"Don't worry, their just playin'... And why are you huggin' me?" He glared at me

"You smell like the ocean" I shrugged. He just continued to go back to ignoring me. I don't know why, but I just liked it when people smelt like the ocean. It was quite pleasing.

I looked at Shiemi and sighed. What has she gotten herself into?


I was walking up to an abandoned boys dorm that Okumura had called the entire class to. I was apparently the third, since him and his brother was already there

"Yo!" I cheered happily and tackled Yukio. Uisce flew high above us

"Get off" he growled, and I shook my head.

"Anything to annoy you" I wrapped my legs around his waist, making it harder to get me off.

Rin began laughing, finding this all amusing, which made me grin. When everyone finally got to the dorms, they continued to stare at me where I was securely wrapped around Yukio. I made him walk up the steps and carry me until he flipped me off his back.

We ending up doing a test, which I must say, was the easiest thing in the damn world, did he seriously think this was a challenge? Yukio needs to find some better and harder questions to ask. Again, really easy.

"Wake up at six tomorrow" Was what he said and some other stuff... I ignored it all until I heard Izumo speak up.

"Lets go take a bath Paku!" Izumo cheered and my ears perked.

Haven't taken a bath for two days since I was too busy doing useless crap, aka training.

"A bath? I'll come too!" Shiemi cheered

"Count me as a fourth, losers" I Raised my hand and slid it down to behind my head as I made for a head start for the bathroom, my other hand joining in resting behind my head.

I heard Shima trying to convince Yukio to peek at us and I scoffed. If I found any of them staring I was going to beat each of their asses and throw them out of the window, I don't need any creepers. Just one little noise is all it takes.

I made it in before the others and already had no shirt or pants when they finally came in. As I continued to undress, I listened to Paku and Izumo from the other side of the lockers

"Do you think your being a little mean to her?" Paku asked

"Psh, that's because I don't think her as my friend at all" Izumo scoffed.

I glared as I took off my bra and began to put a towel on

"But Paku-san, you're different, you came to cram school with me and I will protect you!" Izumo cheered. Very out of character... very much... I had adjusted the long towel that reached my mid-thigh, tightly around my chest, and closed the locker quietly so they didn't hear me.

"Hey...Izumo-chan... I'm planning to quit cram school" Paku muttered after a long silence and my eyes widen as Uisce rested on my head. Uisce, you perv you... Well he's a fucking demon if water demons get off at naked girls then damn hell must be boring.

Izumo seemed to be in shock as well because she didn't say a thing for a long time.

They spoke and spoke until Paku said "I'm sorry, but you're not a true friend..." But I felt as if the air became tense as silence was only heard. Uisce raised his head and I instantly knew something was wrong. I walked quickly to the other side of the lockers and heard a loud scream. I looked up and saw a Naberuis just hanging out on the ceiling. Well shit.

I sat there for a moment, just staring, blinking once or twice, then muttering ,"Fuuuck" I looked at my familiar as he got off my head

"Willing to help?" Suddenly, he grew slightly larger in size, feeling as if he was taking energy from me. What ever works. "Hell yeah" I mumbled. Paku was attacked, and she slammed into the ground. It didn't sound too pretty.

"Shit!" I hissed "Uisce! Do something, attack it" I glared, then looked around for a weapon. My eyes caught on to a loose board just as Uisce began charging head on towards the demon and I quickly jogged to it. I jagged it out with all my strength, which wasn't much, but this was a serious situation and I found myself able to, then glared at the monster.

Izumo summoned her familiars "It's a ghoul demon!" Shouted Izumo and she searched her back for her paper.

"No shit Sherlock fucking Holmes!" I yelled to her, turning around to show her my 'No shit' face.

I turned around, then finally ran to it as Uisce was clawed down by it after biting the demon. I jumped up and slammed the boards into the ghouls head.

"Thou is not worthy of me!" I heard Izumo's familiars scream and groaned loudly and I stumbled away from the demon "This isn't the fucking time for worthiness!" I shouted at the to of my lungs and snatched the paper away from Izumo that she used to summon the demons, tearing it. I looked up to see Rin round the corner and was about to turn around to help Uisce, but then something hit me.

It was much, much worse than biting your thumb...

"Fuck!" I shouted and was slammed into a locker.

My vision blurred and my lungs stung, making me wince as I moved. My eyes snapped completely open just in time to watch as the demon grabbed Rin by his head. I looked around frantically and grabbed my trusty board off of the floor as Rin was thrown across the room as well "No you don't!" I screamed and jumped/limped to Usice. I then charged in and slammed the board into the demons face as hard as I could, and as I said before, my strength wasn't the best, so it didn't do much. It quickly recovered and slapped me away like I was nothing, but trust me, that was a fucking powerful slap and the first thing it hit was my face. Imagine the pain.

"Kasu" Rin screamed as I felt pain from my lungs and I growled, seeing him being choked. I wanted to burn the demon, burn it burn it burn it burn it burn it burn it.

My mind clicked, well something did, and the demon's hand caught on fire. My whole face fell, eyes widening. What happened. Did it just... It worked? While the demon was distracted, I began thinking much harder about it being burnt. It let go of Rin and shook it's hand, attention going to be as he realized I was source of the fire.

The demon got frustrated with my interference, so it grabbed my throat, squeezed it, then threw me to the side. Dang, I could really use someones help, please someone just get their ass over here!

"Nii-san! Johnson-chan!"

Fuck yes, that'll work, Good.

I heard gun shots and relaxed my shoulders as I felt myself fall into an unconscious world. Last thing I saw was Rin and Uisce running towards me. Well, Uisce flying of course.


A/N: Here are some explanations of what you read today.

Quoted from Wiki: "Mizuchi () is a name for a Japanese dragon or legendary serpent-like creature, which is aquatic or somehow related to water. Some commentators perceived it to have been a water deity"

EDIT: The embarrassment is never-ending I give credit to anyone who read through that.