DEATH NOTE THE SECOND MUSICAAAAAAAAAALLLL!

Light and L have left the set, but they forgot one thing: THE DIRECTOR IS IMMUNE TO ALL SPACE WARFARE!

Director: Oiiiiiiii... where am I...? Oh no! ZAC! MILEY! DAKOTA! Now who will help me film my musical?!

Sarah Palin: I will! I will!

Jonas Brothers: (in an amoeba-like cluster) I will! I will!

The cast of Dragon Tales: WE WILL!

Director: Alright! Let's audition! One at a time, please.

Sarah Palin: I would like to audtition for the part of Light, please. For my audition, I will sing a song!

(tune is the transformer's themesong)

SARAH PALIN!

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

SARAH PALIN!

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!

(Off in the apartment of L and Light)

Light: OMG! The National Enquirer says SARAH PALIN is taking over the world! (girlish scream) That's my job! AH NO!! I MUST KILL HER!

(back on set)

(in the middle of her song, Sarah Palin chokes and falls over dead.)

Director: I'm sorry madam, but I do not believe you are fit to play the part of Light. Light is alive, and you are dead. No amount of makeup can change that.

BIBBITY! BOBBITY! BOO!

(Sarah's body transforms into a carrot. The Director chomps away.)

Next!

(the Jonas Brothers all enter the room at once.)

Director: I said one at a time!

Jonas brothers: (in unison) We have become one mind, through the sheer stupidity of our stardom, woe upon those who resist our truth.

Director: That's nice, now could you please come in one at a time?

Jonas brothers: Woe. Woe. Woe.

Director: Yes, yes. ONE AT A TIME!

Jonas brothers: Woe. Woe. I am not complete. I need one more mind in order to take over this pitiful globe of a planet. Rejoice, brother, and become one with us!

Director: Kyaaaaa! Nooooo! HELP ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppp!

(back in apartment)

L: Just out of curiosity, how did Kira exactly plan kill the Director? He's immune to space warfare!

Light: (evil grin) I-um, Kira, wrote that he would be eaten by mental cannibals and become one with them.

L: ...Wonderful... (vaguely disturbed.)

(on set)

The Director Brothers: Woe. Woe. Woe. We have become so much more poweful after absorbing the DIRECTOR. We shall destroy all semblance of manga and anime. Let us dub the world into obediance. We shall now speak in bold text only.

(the cast of dragon tales falls over dead for no apparent reason.)

Mello: (eating chocolate while taking a shower) La da baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, laaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa booooooooooooooooooooooo, la de rappa, doo dee doo bop!

The Director Brothers: Woe. Woe. Woe. For eating chocolate in the shower, you shall be dubbed. No more individuality!

Mello: WTF?! HEeeeeeEEEEeeeelp! YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! (rapidly gathers all chocolate, and runs outside, in his haste forgetting to dress. This pleases many Mello Fangirls, who cheer offstage.)

The Director Brothers: Woe. Woe. Woe. Us of 4kids will triumph and reign supreme!

Mello: No. NOOOOO! MY CHOCOLATE!

(Mello is chained, and replaced by...

HILLARY CLINTON!)

Hillary: Ku ku ku, I'm a middle aged lady wearing goth stuff. Let me walk around scaring the fans of DEATH NOTE!

The Director Brothers: Woe. Woe. Woe. Now we shall destroy the world.

By singing this song!

(they begin singing very yucky disco music)

L and Light: OH NO!

Light: We're doomed! (laughs the Kira laugh) I'd better go get on my Sunday clothes.)

L: No. NOOO! We. Will. Not. Die. HERE! This is not my place to die! 'Cause I'm... I'm... I'm...

(takes a deep breath)

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!

(L)
I'm a goofy goober
(backround)
ROCK!
(L.)
You're a goofy goober!
(b)
ROCK!
(L.)
We're all goofy goobers!
(b)
ROCK!
(L.)
Goofy goofy goofy goober!
(B)
ROCK
(L.)
Put your toys away. (L looks pointedly at Near. Mello, who is still chained, snickers.)
Well all I gotta say when you tell me not to play I say no way! (Near is confused. Mello eats chocolate.)
(b)
NO!
(L)
Way no no no no way
I'm a kid you say when you say I'm a kid
I say say it again and then I say thanks! (L spins in circles, doing some sort of breakdance. Matsuda appears in fishnets and dances as well.)
(b)
THANKS!
(L.)
Thank you very much.
So if your thinkin' that you'd like to be like me. Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free! (THE AUTHOR dizzily staggers around, swooning somewhat.)
I'm a goofy goober!
(b)
ROCK! (An ELECTRIC BLAST destroys Mello's chains. Mello continueseating chocolate weeping tears of joyful OOCness.)
(L.)
You're a goofy goober!
(b)
ROCK
(L.)
We're all goofy goobers!
(b)
Rock!
(L.)
Goofy goofy goofy goober! Yeah!

(L falls to his knees and holds a random guitar up to the sky, ancient rock style. The Director Brothers fall over dead.)

L: OH MY! I SAVED THE DAY!

Light: No, I did.

L: (faints)

(Light is wearing a hideous buisness suit, which also may have caused the death of the Dragon Tales.)

Light: The powers of moth-ball smellig suits should never be underestimated. WITH THIS SUIT I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

(He smashes the camera, thereby ending this show.)

END.

AN: L sings the goofy goober song. Yuuuuummmm. If he didn't belong with Light... (loses train of thought) Oooooohhhh.

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