GAH! I hate being sick! Common colds are horrible!

Chia: What about writers block?

Hate that too! *sniffle*

Chia: And how about right now when you're suffering from both?

I HATE IT SO MUCH!

Chia: Well a little crossover writing will do you good. And the readers will be pleased with the latest edition; Ed Edd n Eddy!

Ah my childhood favorite. Classic. Every read, review *ACHOO!*…and er, enjoy?

Chia: *gags* I'll…urf…get the tissues…

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Ed Edd n Eddy Cast:

Eddy- Keith

Ed- Kellyn

Edd- Issac

Minor characters: Kevin (Sven), Nazz (Kate), Sarah (Rhythmi), Jimmy (Summer), Rolf (Heath), Jonny & plank (Ben & stuffed pichu doll)

Chia: Wha…? You chose this as the cast?

*coughs* Hey it wasn't easy! Made the best out of what awesome pokemon and epic EEnE provided.

Chia: But seriously? The one time you include Kellyn in a story and you make him the idiot?

what? Fans ask for Kellyn, they got Kellyn.

Chia: *face palms* Ok readers, back to the original programming.

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Riiiinnngggg!

"Swimming class is certainly enjoyable this lovely morning!"

Ranger school students had taken a bus ride over to the Pueltown pool for their gym glass. This unit was all about swimming. And while Issac had to take extra precautions (water wings, swimming cap, life vest and goggles), he found himself having fun after some time.

"What a way to start the day!" Issac said. "Right Keith?...Keith?"

"Zzzzz…"

Apparently not. He managed to fall asleep again. Issac sighed, watching and waiting for the inevitable to happen. First the snoring and head nodding. Then the fall back into the water. Sink under the water for a bit. And cue the wake up.

"WAAAHHH!" Keith thrashed, screaming. "FLOOD IN VIENTOWN! EVERYONE TO HIGH GROUND! WOMEN AND ME FIRST!"

"Ahem." Issac coughed, snapping Keith from his wild rant.

Keith stopped, looked around and then proceeded to sulk. "Dammit….this early morning stuff is torture."

BAM!

"ACK!"

In an instant, the redhead was knocked by a flying object and hit back under the water. Issac jumped a little. The object had been a bucket which came from the edge of the pool. Who threw it? Their last part of the friends trio; Kellyn.

"Kellyn? Are you drinking chocolate syrup?" Issac sweatdropped.

"HEY COOL IT KELLYN!" Keith snapped. "Trying to catch up on sleep!"

"Don't you get enough of that in the library?" Issac sighed.

The whistle blew. Signaled that the coach wanted to see the class go off the diving board. Rangers did their poses before jumping while operators and mechanics winged it. The guys all lined up behind the rest of the classmates. Sven showed off one of his better moves. Kate followed up with a flawless spin and jump. Heath was alright; a passing grade. And then there was Ben who had a decent pose. If he wasn't held back by that stuffed pichu, he'd do way better.

Keith groggily stepped up to the diving board. He summoned up his remaining energy into his flips and landed in the water flawlessly. Issac wasn't the most athletic nor could he really top any of those moves. But he gave it his best shot. It seemed to impress the coach well enough.

"My turn!" Kellyn ran onto the diving board.

Slip! Crash! Splash!

There was a slip. Then the diving board cracked under the intense pressure. Followed by Kellyn catapulting himself into the water. From his swim trunks (oddly enough), came a box. The boxed dipped under the waves but popped back up, unharmed in the events. Kellyn grabbed it right away.

"Whoop! My chocolate power mix!" Kellyn chuckled. "Good thing that didn't open up!"

Whooossshhhh!

"What the….?"

"EEP! THE POOL'S BROWN AND MURKY!"

"Ew what is this junk?"

Issac exclaimed. "KELLYN! You contaminated the public sanctity of our pool with the thick gelatinous cocoa been extract!"

Kellyn didn't seem too fazed. He was smiling actually.

"Plenty for everyone! Who needs a cup?"

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Thanks to the actions of Kellyn, gym class ended early. After showering, getting changed and roll call, the class filed back onto the bus for the ride back to school. As usual, everyone went for the back of the bus. Well…it IS the cool place to sit, isn't it? After some odd moments, Keith growled and stormed onto the bus with the other friends in tow.

"GREAT!" Keith huffed. "How is it I get a detention for something Kellyn does?"

Kellyn, again, wasn't that fazed. "…is it that time already? Chocolate cookies!"

From his ranger jacket, he pulled out a few chocolate cookies with chocolate chunks. He munched on them as he took a spot near the back. Issac nervously sat down next to him.

"Pardon me, Kellyn. But don't you think a daily diet of chocolate may become precarious towards your fitness?"

Kellyn blinked, totally lost. Keith, from the seat behind them, leaned over to join the chat.

"I swear! It's like he's obsessed with the damn stuff!" Keith shouted. "Stashes it there, find it here! Heck! I bet you can't go one day without your stupid chocolate, Kellyn!"

Kellyn pulled out a thermos. He poured a little into the cup and proceeded to sip it.

"Says you." The boy muttered.

"THEN PROVE IT!" Keith yelled.

"WAAH!" Kellyn cried out. "YOUR WORDS ARE TOOTHPICKS IN MY DRUMSTICKS, KEITH!"

"I agree, Kellyn." Issac folded his arms with a frown. "I always have wished that Keith's choice of communication wasn't one that would rattle the houses within the entire regional section of Almia."

Not a goodresponse, looking at Keith's furious expression.

"Don't close out the story, yet readers!" Kellyn happily said.

"What about you, mister braniac?" Keith questioned. "I can stop yelling WAY before you stop being such a smartie pants!"

"Ha!"

Ben climbed up from the seat in front of Kellyn & Issac. His stuffed pichu toy peeked its head as well.

"Issac would go insane if he used simple words!" Ben chimed.

"Aha! Even weirdo kid's against ya!" Keith laughed.

"Awwww. The three idiots are having a tiff. Ain't that cute?"

From the way back seats were the snickers of Sven. Kate giggled a little as well.

"Pfft." Sven smirked. "What dorks."

"Always with dis name calling." Heath spoke up. "Heath wagers ten pokedollars and his pasta foods dat you cannot renounce ze label you speak dof da boys!"

"TEN pokedollars?" Keith exclaimed.

"What? Oh come on dude." Sven rolled his eyes. "I can give up calling them names like that. No problem."

Keith was seeing quite an advantage here. Play the cards right and that money would be his. He snuck over to the seat where Ben was.

"Yo Benny-boy. Think you can go an entire day without that kiddy toy telling you what to do?" Keith challenged.

Ben gulped. "Er…too easy! I-I can do it! Right, pichu?"

"Looks like we've got ourselves a bit, dudes!" Keith called out, holding his hand to the center of the aisle. "You in or what?"

Sven held his hand out. "I'm so in."

Heath shrugged and did the same. "Heath shall partake."

"This'll be awesome!" Ben joined in.

"No chocolate or bust!" Kellyn…er…decided to stick his head in.

"Very well then." Issac, wearing gloves, showed his hand as well. "I accept the challenge to reduce my knowledge into simplistic phrases you may comprehend."

All the guys were in. Keith looked over at Kate.

"Hey Kate! You want in on this?"

Kate chuckled. "No way dudes."

"Alright then." Issac cleared his throat. "May the best man win!"

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Once the bus arrived at school, the bet began. Ben ditched his pichu doll. Sven stopped with the insults. Kellyn forced himself to surrender the chocolate. Meanwhile, Issac had to think of ways to say what he wants without sounding intelligent. From his locker, Heath was clearing out every single strand of spaghetti in his efforts to quit pasta foods for an entire day. Rhythmi was distracted by this strange event as she walked down the hallways…

SMACK!

…and crashed straight into Keith.

She fell to the ground, rubbing her sore head. Once seeing it was Keith, she jumped back up and switched to rage mode.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU REDHEADED DOLT!" Rhythmi screamed in his face.

Keith gritted his teeth in anger. He took a deep breath and just when he was about to let the blond girl have it, he stopped. Rhythmi expected an all-out yell about how her hair was frizzy or she looked like a mankey. Instead Keith froze in his spots and Sven & Heath looked over, smirking all-knowingly.

"Er…" Keith coughed. "Nice try, windpipes."

The redhead continued on his way; calmer than ever. Rhythmi was too stunned to even move. No yelling? Not a single insult or threat? What the hell was going on?

"Rhythmi!" Summer ran over. "What was that all about?"

"I have no idea…" Rhythmi quietly replied, still in shock.

"Everyone's acting so weird. So…so out of character." Summer worriedly commented.

"SUMMER HELP ME!"

TACKLE! CRASH!

In three seconds, Summer had been tackled to the ground. On top of her was Ben, who looked freaked out. And no pichu in sight. The day kept getting weirder.

"B-ben!" Summer blushed from the sheer closeness. "W-w-what are y-you…?"

"Summer! Quick! Tell me to do something! ANYTHING!" Ben panicked.

"Ummm…" Summer sweatdropped. "Do my ranger homework for me?"

Summer expected a 'no' or 'something else' from him. Instead, Ben went straight to work. He got out the textbooks and pencils, heading straight for the library. Ben caught sight of pichu, sitting on the windowsill.

"Hmpth." Ben huffed. "I don't need your advice."

The student stormed right into the library and got to work. And who should see but Keith? He smiled deviously at the sight. Normally, he'd call for the others to see this. But alas, this bet forbid it. So Keith had to do make do with another method.

….which meant dragging Issac and throwing his face into the window.

"Keith!" Issac moaned.

"Check it." Keith whispered. "Dude's fallin apart! He's trying to forget all about that pichu by doing anything anyone asks him to do!"

Issac pried himself from the window to get a proper look. No doubt Ben wouldn't last much longer.

"Ready to give up?" Keith questioned.

"Er…no! N-not at all!" Issac stammered. "It is quite…um…fun! You know, t-to say small words and not sound smart. Not hard one bit."

"KEITH!"

"What the…?"

CRASH!

And in came Kellyn, looking like death. Even more flipped out than Ben was. The bet was already taking quite a toll on him.

"How much longer?" Kellyn questioned.

"Wha…?" Keith blinked.

Kellyn faced him with horror filled eyes. Suddenly, Keith was grabbed by the shoulders and shaken rapidly.

"HOW LONG TILL I CAN BE WITH MY CHOCOLATE!" Kellyn screamed.

Keith sweatdropped. He slipped out and replaced himself with Issac.

"Calm down, Kellyn! The bet's only a few hours in!" Issac tried to assure.

"Oh the inhumanity!" Kellyn bawled, banging his head against the wall.

Issac sighed. True, the bet had only gone on for several hours. But it was tough not being able to speak normally. Looks like Ben and Kellyn would crack soon enough. Keith was obviously too stubborn to drop out now. The others? Who could say? Issac knew it was harsh competition. The only reason he stuck around was to prove he, a certified genius, could handle this sort of challenge.

"Though if I'm not careful…" Issac thought. "I might slip up and lose too soon."

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

WHOOOSSSHHHHHH!

Sven paused. He looked around. Could've sworn he heard something. Oh well. Probably wind. Time to enjoy lunch in peace…

SMACK!

Something struck him on his arm. A paper airplane. Dammit. Stupid Keith was throwing them at him. Kate sat down to join Sven but seemed surprised as more airplanes few right at the cowboy. Sven was getting pretty ticked about the massive air squadrons attacking. Around number 27, he had enough.

"KNOCK IT OFF YOU…!"

Keith smirked. He waited for what was to come. Sven managed to catch himself in time.

"Well…" Sven grumbled. "you know."

Kate sweatdropped, shaking her head. Keith buried his head in his hands; his laughter was muffled but heard nonetheless. Issac sipped some milk, wiped his mouth and faced Keith.

"Don't cheat, Keith." He warned. "You aren't being…hmmm…what's the word?...FAIR! You are not being fair!"

"Keith!"

In front of Keith, a basket was place. A basket full of sports bras.

"You got them from all the girls?" Keith asked, looking over the contents.

"From the girls track team, the girls acrobatics team and cheerleaders!" Ben responded perkily. "I even got Kate's, Summer's and Rhythmi's!"

"Nice work." Keith high-fived him.

"You had Ben stole underwear from the girls…?" Issac was shocked.

"What? The kid was desperate for something to do and that pichu's driving him nuts. Besides…" Keith found a green bra within the bunch. "I've got Rhythmi's bra right here for ya."

"Ack!" Issac turned bright red.

"All yours if you drop out from the bet." Keith taunted.

"Nnnnnggg…" Issac turned away quickly. "N-Never!"

"As a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself." Keith shrugged, putting the bra back.

Kellyn was at the other end of the cafeteria table. His head was resting on the surface; eyes with a faraway look. Anyone who didn't know would say he died. Poor guy was losing it. Big time.

"Ch….chocolate…" He murmured under his breath.

"Forget chocolate, Kellyn." Keith shoved something in front of his face. "Have some lunch. You'll be much better."

The deluded boy took a glance at the small bowl before him.

"Vanilla ice cream? NO CHOCOLATE SYRUP!?"

A snap went off in his brain. He picked up the ice cream and, in a rage, sent it flying. Keith ducked the attack. Only to have it knock off Sven's hat and land ontop his head. And wow did Sven look ticked.

"THAT'S IT!"

He chucked a nearby soccer ball towards Kellyn in another attack. But the attack missed, getting a direct hit on Keith. Keith was slammed into the wall nearby. Sven charged over to grab the soccer ball and confront the redhead.

"Nice catch ya…" Sven tried to withhold it but….but it couldn't be done. "DORK! You idiot! Lame brained weirdo! Spaz!"

Sven shouted insults. Instead of feeling lousy, however, Keith an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. As Sven walked off (relieved to blow off steam), Keith found that there was one less competitor to worry about. And it gave him an idea. Whoever said he couldn't push the others off the edge? Why not make the odds in his own favor? Seeing Issac, Keith already formulated another plan.

"Er…" Issac shoved the basket of underwear away from him. "M-must study. Don't think about that…"

"Let's see here."

Keith tipped his chair, resting feet on top the table. In his hands was a thick science book and a pen dripping with fresh blue ink. Annoyingly, Keith gnawed on the pen and carelessly flipped through the book pages.

"E equals MC squared?" Keith read. "What kind of weirdo wrote this junk down?"

The pen screeched as it touched the book pages. Keith was writing in the book! On top of the formulas, equations and mathematical lessons! Issac almost felt his heart stop at the terror of such a deed.

"Oh look. I found another. Some stupid rule about physics." Keith continued scribbling over the words. "Dunno 'bout you but that's just plain stupid."

Scribble scribble scribble scribble…

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Issac cracked under the pressure. He pushed Keith and snatched the book from him, holding it close.

"I shall not tolerate your maniacal obliteration of the scientific discoveries for your own self absorbed games, Keith!" Issac scolded.

….damn it. Issac held his hands to his mouth in shock. Just eliminated himself. Keith grinned. Two down. And the next victim was by the salad bar, struggling to pick out a lunch. Keith dashed over to the chair where the pichu doll sat.

"Ooohhhh…" Ben groaned. "What would pichu choose for lunch?"

"What's that pichu?"

Ben whipped his head. Keith was listening intently to pichu.

"You want me to what?" Keith gasped. "Move into my locker?"

NO!

"And you want to hang out with a guy with much cooler hair? You're epic, dude!"

KAPOW!

Keith was pushed all of a sudden. He flew into the doorway, falling dizzily onto the floor. Above him stood Ben. Pichu was in his arms.

"No one is buddies with Pichu except for me!" Ben proclaimed. "Screw your stupid bet!"

With that, Ben left the cafeteria. In came Heath; who wasn't looking great. Both he and Kellyn were majorly deprived of their favorite foods. And they were suffering for it. Keith knew that Kellyn would be way too easy to win over. All that was really left was to get Heath. So with that, Keith waltzed over to the lunch line. He grabbed a tray full of ravioli and started eating. Heath watched with bloodshot eyes as Keith ate; saying absolutely nothing at all.

…..

"THE GAMES THEY ARE OVER!" Heath raged. "I no longer go without ze noodles!"

Keith was shoved out of the way. All the pasta in the bar was instantly devoured by Heath's huge appetite. The guy could really eat! Almost ate a ladle! The ladle was tossed aside, knocking the lid off a nearby silver pot. Within it was a bubbling light brown concoction. Something that Kellyn detected immediately.

"You're back…" Tears stung at his eyes. "Come to Kellyn! Belly misses you!"

Issac looked up from the science book. He panicked, leaping out of his seat to chase after Kellyn.

"NO KELLYN! STOP!" Issac called out. "You and Keith are the last participants of the bet!"

Kellyn didn't listen. With a running start, he leapt and cannon ball'd right into the caramel.

"I WIN! WOOHOO!" Keith yelled, dancing around.

Issac sighed, extremely disappointed.

"HEY GENIUS! Am I loud enough for ya? Noooo?" Keith screamed. "HOW ABOUT NOW!"

Kellyn popped from out the pot; eyes were red & itchy, skin started getting puffy.

"Erk!" His throat sounded congested-like. "N-no! No caramel!"

"Cara-what?" Keith stopped.

"Oh yeah." Issac remembered. "Today's Caramel Thursday! This isn't chocolate after all!"

"NOT CHOCOLATE?" Keith exclaimed.

Then that meant…..oh crap…..

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

"60 pokedollars exactly!"

Issac counted up the money and neatly put it in a little roll.

"Congratulations on winning the bet!" Issac happily said to Kellyn, who was at the water fountain. "Though it was unfortunate about the burns and skin reactions. Who would've thought you were allergic to caramel?"

Kellyn turned to face Issac. Made the blond guy cringe. It was quite a sight; puffed up face, eyes swollen with red, itchy rashes all over the place.

"Not me!" Kellyn responded.

He accepted the money, stuffing it inside his pockets. Keith stormed over in his sour mood. Naturally upset he lost.

"So what's quilfish face here gonna spend the money on?" Keith grumbled.

Kellyn grabbed something from his pocket. A book? Magazine? No wait…a catalogue?

"Is that a chocolate catalogue?" Issac blinked in surprise.

"Yeah! See?" Issac pointed. "That's Sinnoh Poffin Chocolate Fondue! Oooh! There's Orre special white chocolate! Or Unova Peppermint chocolate! Yummy!"

"OH COME ON!" Keith snapped. "You're spending the money on more stupid chocolate?"

Issac grinned. "Irony, Keith. Look that up sometime."

Keith fumed. But…hold on. An idea went off in his brain. The smirk returned. Keith slinked away from the group for a moment, leaving Issac and Kellyn to wonder what he was up to. When Keith returned, he came back with a familiar silver pot.

"Lookie here. I got myself some caramel." His hand dipped in the caramel, using to write on the pot. "And see? It's got Kellyn's name! How's that for ironing? HA."

...

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

"So that's what happened? Wow."

Kate walked along the halls with Rhythmi and Summer, explaining what had happened beforehand.

"To give up their habits like that? Takes some guts." Rhythmi said.

"So that's why Ben was so out of place!" Summer realized.

"And why Issac tried not be as smart as always." Rhythmi added.

"Yep." Kate nodded.

"Still can't believe Kellyn won. What with all those rotten tricks Keith pulled." Summer said.

"Serves him right." Rhythmi growled. "That jerk stole our underwear!"

"I dunno. He's kinda smart to do it. And not to mention he seemed to be doing better than all the others. Hardly had the urge to raise his voice." Kate reasoned.

"Oh my gosh…you so like him." Rhythmi gasped.

"I-I…I don't like him like that!" Kate blushed. "Don't be silly! Besides, Summer has a thing for Ben!"

Summer turned pink all over. "Eep! I…I never said that! You can't prove it! And what about Rhythmi? She stares at Issac all the time in math!"

Rhythmi was bright red as well. All girls awkwardly looked away from each other, overcome with these feelings.

"WAAAAHHHH!"

Huh? Coming from around the corner were Kellyn and Issac. They sped down the hallway at full power, screaming about something.

"NO KEITH NO! DON'T DO IT!"

Keith slid around that same corner and continued the chase; carrying a caramel pot in his hands

"AHA! WHOA!"

Slip! BAM!

Crashed on the floor. Some of the sticky caramel spilled all over him. With a growl, Keith got right back up and dashed right off towards his friends. The three girls left sweatdropped over the entire scene that took place.

"…so we're falling for idiots?"

"Yep."

"They may be idiots but they're our idiots."

(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)

Hard choice between the many episodes but in the end, I picked one of my favorites. Changed a few scenes and details. Plus slapped on that ending scene for the sake of ranger shipping.

Chia: Next story update?

Who knows? And even for which story as well is a mystery. LET US CONQUER WRITERS BLOCK!

Chia: LET US EAT CAKE!