Bleach: TheGigai Confusion (TGC)!

Sorry for my bad English, I'm Brazilian ehehe

Pairing: Kurosaki Ichigo X Matsumoto Rangiku (IchiRan or IchiMatsu)

Disclaimer:If I sure owned Bleach, do you think I would be writing fics? But I do own Axel and Ryuu

(Writing this while hearing bleach ost and op's)

and Strawberry-kun because of Ichigo'name(ichigo=Strawberry)

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Leon: Hey guys, nice you all liked, and well, Axel is based on a very nice friend of mine(Name's Murillo) He is always supporting me (but the words are different of the meaning haha)

Ichigo: JUST WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME? SAY NOW WRITER!

Leon: Shaddap Strawberry, just wait and see, it's good.

Rukia: Well why I am not paired with Ichigo? That's an insult!

Leon: Kubo likes that pairing, me not like it (I don't like it), like the way I don't like flat chests and etc. Well let's just start this…

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Ichigo pointed and shouted

"BANKAI, Tensa Zangetsu"

The last thing Ichigo remembered after this was the Arrancar whispering:

"Shine, Ezperanza"

After that Strawberry-kun woke up, in his bed. He didn't feel hurt. He didn't feel beaten, or ashamed. Only a different feeling. A feeling nobody could grasp. A strange feeling, yes, that's the word.

"Whoa, what the hell happened, I feel strange"

Ichigo tried his best to get up the bed but he felt heavy and tired…His arms didn't move well, and he had some soft hair at his back and face…Soft? And what was that weight on his chest? Wait, chest? Hair? Whaaaaat?

Strange, he who always felt so light, feeling heavy and then that hair, He didn't have long hair, only that time fighting Ulquiorra to protect Orihime, as she explained to him, though at that time his hair was more like spiky…But when he was starting to think about the fact, he heard a voice:

"Whoa, I feel light, even if I'm tired. Well today must be a really great day, mustn't it?"

The orange haired Shinigami knew that voice, yes, he knew that voice perfectly. He had known that kind of loud, strong voice for a pretty long time…Sure he knew, it was HIS voice.

A few THINKING seconds after…

"WHAT THE HELL, WHY AM I HEARING MY VOICE?????"

Then his voice again said, with a little tone of surprise, but at the same time appreciation

"And why am I talking with Ichigo-kun's voice, and mine was the one that asked?"

Strawberry-kun saw his body running to the bathroom, with an expression that was at the same time surprised, happy, and mysterious.

"Heeeeeeey, I'm in Ichigo-kun's body! Seems like I will have lots of fun, huh?"

His body seemed happy, with a kind of expression he'd never make. Yes truly surely definitely would never make.

"You won't have fun with my body, no matter who you are, or why you are in my body! Absolutely not!"

The substitute shinigami boy remembered hearing that voice he was shouting with. But he couldn't pick where or better who were the owner. Anyway he picked kon's pill and put in his body. 15 seconds. 30 seconds. 1 Minute. and his body didn't have a reaction at all, and the pill just left his mouth to be put in bostafu (kon's stuffed animal body) as it shouted:

"Damn you Ichi…ah, it was the chest goddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss…"

As Ichigo just kicked him to yuzu's room, where Kon was usually sent when he needed to suffer or just kicked out.

"Damn, seems like pills don't have a use…Is it a curse???? Damn it's ALL that Arrancar's fault…Hey I haven't seen whose body I'm in yet"

Saying that, Ichigo went to the bathroom, the fear dominating him… Ah, Strawberry-kun's naiveness, he was so scared with the possibility of being her… He have thought he was doomed, actually he thought he couldn't manage to survive…

'Maybe Rukia, she was near when the Arrancar used that Ressurecion… (please,so I don't need to see big chests every bath I take)'

At that exact moment, the room's window broke... Lucky Ichigo his family went to a trip to the mountains to see rare flowers

Then both the body switched saw a golden point entering the room by the broken window, followed by a boy asking all kinds of questions...Like:

"What are You? What are you doing here? Why do you eat souls?"

Even Ichigo noticed the Super high spiritual amount of the boy...

'Whoa, he remember me of…well me'

His body asked:

"Hey boy, what's your name?"

Said his body making an expression that he/she was having so much fun

"My name is Ryuu, and before you ask I am 16 years old"

Answered the boy.

"Well Ryuu, WHY YOU AND THAT ARRANCAR BASTARD JUST BROKE MY WINDOW?"

Shouted Ichigo, with that feminine voice he was using ,that he couldn't remember who is the owner

"Well, I was just running from this ANNOYING brat"

Said the golden Arrancar named Axel.

Right after the substitute shinigami's body asked innocently

"And why you were asking so much,Ryuu-kun?"

"Because one of this kind of monsters killed my dad, it was a long story that happened this way:

the boy answered with a cheerful smile, as he put his hand on his pocket.

"FLASH BACK starting"

I was fishing with dad, it was a happy saturday

"Hahahaha daad, see there is a fish! I caught oooone yaaaaay!"

"Yes that's it son, and it's a biiiiiig one…I can't wait to fry it"

And then I saw it, a gigantic monster with a broken mask and white clothes, sucking his soul.

Since them I can see and interact with spirits

R.I.P dad T_T

"END OF FLASH BACK"

"Well it isn't so long, is it? hehehe"

Ichigo rose his hand and asked:

"And why the hell did you documented it in video and put it in your Iphone???????"

Ichigo and Axel staring at him, like ARE YOU CRAZY MAN? or WTF???…

The substitute shinigami was still puzzled because of the body he was...but again when he was going to the bathroom he saw a petite thing smackin his body's forehead with a crimson glove, and more surprisingly, the glove just TRANSPASSED his head to hit the boy Ryuu.

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Leon: End of the surprises? Maybe not? Or yes end and I only want to confuse you and create expectations?? Or i only said that to confuse you again? Or I am the confused one?

Ichigo: ARGH, why can't i check in what body am I in?

Rukia: More importantly why the glove transpassed you and why are you that way????

Leon well that's it for today!

End of chap 2

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Well, I think you all already know who is it, don't you? xD R&R pleeease, thank you my first two reviewers and my Friend Thiago,who doesn't speak english but supported me and read by google translator,with me decodifying it

Guys if I did some of the characters personalities wrong, just tell me okay? And ideas, suggestions or anything else just ask. (again sorry for the short story,i think this one is a little bigger xD, i'll try to make this a good story fer ya guys! *determined*)