Gannon is so fat, He doesn't have a shadow, he has an eclipse.
Gannon is so fat, when he wants someone to shake his hand; he has to give them directions.
Gannon is so stupid, he took chapter one to Wal Mart and spoke too loudly while reading it aloud. He wound up with the 2003 dur durdur award. Navi came in second.
Gannon is so fat; he overflowed the position quarterback on his high-school football team.
Gannon is so ugly, his reflection gave him the finger.
Gannon is so fat. Last measured, he was four and a half feat tall; lying down. Or was it Five and 1/2? Who can remember the year 1999 anyway.
Gannon is so fat, it took three years to deliver his hair spray; and that was after they got to his house.
Gannon is so stupid he tried to sell shade.
Gannon is so stupid, he heard the intercom at WalMart and started to cry because he thought he was hearing voices.
Gannon is so fat, he went to the beach and everybody started shouting over and over again, "Beached whale, somebody call for help."
Gannon is so stupid, he smiled after farting.
Gannon is so stupid; he got locked in a grocery store overnight and starved.
Gannon is so fat the Majora's mask moon started to hit on him. Godzilla did the same. Followed by King Kong.
Gannon is so stupid; he got locked in a mattress store overnight and slept on the floor.
Gannon is so stupid, he looked out the window and saw a bird go by and then started yelling, "A plane, a plane!"
Gannon is so fat, he got baptized at SeaWorld.
Gannon is so fat, he went to the beach, and the whales jumped out and sang, "We are family; even though you're bigger than me."
Gannon is so stupid; he encountered a lion and went, "Awe, that's so cute."
Gannon is so fat; his belt size is equator.
Gannon is so stupid; his IQ is 34. We had a shovel take the same quiz, and it scored a 41.
Gannon is so stupid; he tried eating out of his satellite dish when he is out of clean dishes.
Gannon is so ugly; link almost mistook him for ET.
Gannon is so fat; he could fart a new O-zone layer.
Gannon is so fat; he got stuck between dimensions. I didn't think it was possible.
Gannon is so fat; he jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Gannon is so stupid; he got hit by a parked hoarse.
Gannon Is so fat, he didn't just grow up, He grew out.
Gannon is so stupid; he brought a spoon to the super bowl
Gannon is so fat; he layed down, then stood up, and his height DID NOT CHANGE.
Gannon is so fat; Link gave him a weight watchers handbook for Christmas.
Gannon is so stupid, when he first saw link from behind while link was wearing a tunic, Gannon started to hit on him, thinking link was a girl.
Gannon is so stupid, I hope those 10,000 years of being stuck between realms included free therapy.
Gannon is so dumb, he didn't wear anything under his graduation robe.
