Me: Hi! So to you who are reading this: You made it to the second chapter!
Nudge: Go readers!
Me: Ok, so this chapter is the day after I kidnapped Nudge.
Nudge: It was a strange day…
Me: Shh! You gonna give it away! Ok so I dedicate this chapter to: Kristin and Cherry, my friends and aids in kidnapping!
Nudge: So now my first day at Alice's house!
Me: So what are we gonna do?
Nudge: Play a game?
Me: Ok. What game?
Nudge: Hide and seek!
Me: Umm. Ok. I'll count. 1, 2, 3, 4…
Nudge: Umm… -tries to open window—
Me: 6, 7, Hey! You can't leave!
Nudge: Open, window!
Me: Ha! I Nudge-proofed it! You can't leave!
Nudge: Watch me!
Me: -tackles Nudge- No you won't! -ties Nudge with scarves-
Nudge: What the are you doing?
Me: -glares- Doing Homework.
Nudge: ?
Me: -sigh- You tried to escape so I'm tying you up.
Mom: WHAT'S HAPPENING UP THERE?
Nudge: H-
Me: -slaps hand over Nudge's mouth—NOTHING.
Mom: WELL, CHERRY AND KRISTIN ARE HERE.
Me: OK.
Nudge: Are they-
Me: -ties scarf over Nudge's mouth-
Cherry + Kristin: Hi.
Me: Hello.
Cherry: -looks at Nudge- What happened?
Me: Oh, nothing, nothing.
Kristin: -glares-
Me: OK. Nudge tried to escape so I tied her up.
Cherry + Kristin: O_o
Cherry: Wha-
Me: Shh! She's trying to talk.
Nudge: Hmm, hmmhmm. HMM.
Kristin: How-
Me: Shhhh! She is TRYING to talk.
Cherry: But-
Me: SHH! She. Is. Trying. To. Talk.
Nudge: -is slightly afraid-
Me: You made her scared now!
Cherry + Kristin: ME?
Me: Shh! Talking!
Nudge: hmm hmm hm HMM.
Kristin: I think she's trying to say " Take off the scarf"
Me: And how would you know that?
Cherry: Well it's kind obvious.
Kristin: Yeah.
Me: No! She's saying she wants a pickle.
Kristin + Cherry + Nudge: O_o
Me: Cherry, go get a pickle from the fridge.
Nudge: hmm hmm hmm
Me: and some whipped cream, too.
Cherry: …
Me: Earth to Cherry. Pickles? Whipped cream?
Cherry: huh? Oh..ok -leaves to get food-
Kristin: Why whipped cream?
Me: 'Cause the internet says it tastes better then with fluff, which Nudge wanted.
Kristin: O_o
Me: Don't give me that look! The internet said so.
Kristin: … Ok.
Cherry: -arrives with food-
Kristin: Don't you have to take off Nudge's scarf?
Me: I guess so. –removes scarf-
Nudge: No pickles, please! But a go on the whipped cream, and thank you for taking off the scarf.
Me: You're welcome. See? At least she has manners.
Kristin + Cherry: What?
Me: cherry, please bring the pickles back. -to Nudge- I'm gonna untie you now. If you try to run, err fly away, I'm gonna tie you right back up. M'kay?
Nudge: Ok. Can I have some pancakes, too? Ya know with the whipped cream? And maybe some syrup, too?
Me: Sure. CHERRY! MAKE NUDGE AND ME SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES WITH SYRUP. THANKS.
Cherry: WHY?
Nudge: 'CAUSE WE'RE HUNGRY. Umm, the scarves?
Me: Oh, right. -unties scarves-
Kristin: Ahem.
Me: …
Kristin: Ahem.
Me: …
Kristin: AHEM!
Me: … Yes?
Kristin: I'm hungry, too. Some cereal would work.
Me: CHERRY. KRISTIN WANTS SOME CEREAL, TOO.
Cherry: OK. WHAT ARE YOU PAYING ME?
Me: WHAT?
Cherry: -comes up with food—Here's your food. So what ARE you paying me?
Me: Umm..-shoves pancakes into mouth- Eating!
Cherry: -sighs-
Nudge: These pancakes are good.
Cherry: Thanks!
Me: That's what I'm paying ya!
Cherry: What?
Me: Happiness!
Cherry: O_o
Me: It's good pay.
Cherry: Sure...
Nudge: Ok so how long am I gonna be tied up?
Me: Who knows?
Me: So that was our first day!
Nudge: Don't you have something else to say?
Me: ... Oh! Thanks to Kristin for helping! And Cherry for cooking that delicious food!
R&R?
