Me: Hi! So to you who are reading this: You made it to the second chapter!

Nudge: Go readers!

Me: Ok, so this chapter is the day after I kidnapped Nudge.

Nudge: It was a strange day…

Me: Shh! You gonna give it away! Ok so I dedicate this chapter to: Kristin and Cherry, my friends and aids in kidnapping!

Nudge: So now my first day at Alice's house!


Me: So what are we gonna do?

Nudge: Play a game?

Me: Ok. What game?

Nudge: Hide and seek!

Me: Umm. Ok. I'll count. 1, 2, 3, 4…

Nudge: Umm… -tries to open window—

Me: 6, 7, Hey! You can't leave!

Nudge: Open, window!

Me: Ha! I Nudge-proofed it! You can't leave!

Nudge: Watch me!

Me: -tackles Nudge- No you won't! -ties Nudge with scarves-

Nudge: What the are you doing?

Me: -glares- Doing Homework.

Nudge: ?

Me: -sigh- You tried to escape so I'm tying you up.

Mom: WHAT'S HAPPENING UP THERE?

Nudge: H-

Me: -slaps hand over Nudge's mouth—NOTHING.

Mom: WELL, CHERRY AND KRISTIN ARE HERE.

Me: OK.

Nudge: Are they-

Me: -ties scarf over Nudge's mouth-

Cherry + Kristin: Hi.

Me: Hello.

Cherry: -looks at Nudge- What happened?

Me: Oh, nothing, nothing.

Kristin: -glares-

Me: OK. Nudge tried to escape so I tied her up.

Cherry + Kristin: O_o

Cherry: Wha-

Me: Shh! She's trying to talk.

Nudge: Hmm, hmmhmm. HMM.

Kristin: How-

Me: Shhhh! She is TRYING to talk.

Cherry: But-

Me: SHH! She. Is. Trying. To. Talk.

Nudge: -is slightly afraid-

Me: You made her scared now!

Cherry + Kristin: ME?

Me: Shh! Talking!

Nudge: hmm hmm hm HMM.

Kristin: I think she's trying to say " Take off the scarf"

Me: And how would you know that?

Cherry: Well it's kind obvious.

Kristin: Yeah.

Me: No! She's saying she wants a pickle.

Kristin + Cherry + Nudge: O_o

Me: Cherry, go get a pickle from the fridge.

Nudge: hmm hmm hmm

Me: and some whipped cream, too.

Cherry: …

Me: Earth to Cherry. Pickles? Whipped cream?

Cherry: huh? Oh..ok -leaves to get food-

Kristin: Why whipped cream?

Me: 'Cause the internet says it tastes better then with fluff, which Nudge wanted.

Kristin: O_o

Me: Don't give me that look! The internet said so.

Kristin: … Ok.

Cherry: -arrives with food-

Kristin: Don't you have to take off Nudge's scarf?

Me: I guess so. –removes scarf-

Nudge: No pickles, please! But a go on the whipped cream, and thank you for taking off the scarf.

Me: You're welcome. See? At least she has manners.

Kristin + Cherry: What?

Me: cherry, please bring the pickles back. -to Nudge- I'm gonna untie you now. If you try to run, err fly away, I'm gonna tie you right back up. M'kay?

Nudge: Ok. Can I have some pancakes, too? Ya know with the whipped cream? And maybe some syrup, too?

Me: Sure. CHERRY! MAKE NUDGE AND ME SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES WITH SYRUP. THANKS.

Cherry: WHY?

Nudge: 'CAUSE WE'RE HUNGRY. Umm, the scarves?

Me: Oh, right. -unties scarves-

Kristin: Ahem.

Me: …

Kristin: Ahem.

Me: …

Kristin: AHEM!

Me: … Yes?

Kristin: I'm hungry, too. Some cereal would work.

Me: CHERRY. KRISTIN WANTS SOME CEREAL, TOO.

Cherry: OK. WHAT ARE YOU PAYING ME?

Me: WHAT?

Cherry: -comes up with food—Here's your food. So what ARE you paying me?

Me: Umm..-shoves pancakes into mouth- Eating!

Cherry: -sighs-

Nudge: These pancakes are good.

Cherry: Thanks!

Me: That's what I'm paying ya!

Cherry: What?

Me: Happiness!

Cherry: O_o

Me: It's good pay.

Cherry: Sure...

Nudge: Ok so how long am I gonna be tied up?

Me: Who knows?


Me: So that was our first day!

Nudge: Don't you have something else to say?

Me: ... Oh! Thanks to Kristin for helping! And Cherry for cooking that delicious food!

R&R?