I want to thank Idakiller24 since she (unintentionally) gave me this random idea for a second chapter, so THANK YOU!

As for the rest of you my dear readers; enjoy the madness that ensures when Zim pops the question of DOOM!


Zim walked out of the his underground lair's elevator, or he limped out of it, considering his legs hadn't completely healed, neither had his face, and one of his eyes was completely shut; due to a pink black eye, courtesy of his human girlfriend.

"So?, I take it your scary Human said no then?" The computer chortled "Otherwise you wouldn't look like something a digestor chewed out then sat on.

The would be Invader growled at his computer's disrespectful words "No, she didn't say no!"

"Then why do you look so... What's the word I'm looking for? Ah yes... horrible?"


Flashback:

Zim goose steps towards Gaz's apartment, the engagement ring hidden in the safety of his PAK.

A smug confident smirk slowly formed on his face, getting bigger the closer he arrived to his destination.

"I think I'll destroy some farms and steal the pigs from there to celebrate" He mused "I'm sure Gaz would like the pigs for drawing and stuff... Maybe even..."

"ZIM!"

The Irken in question stopped thinking of his future activities the moment his name was heard, he looked ahead just in time to notice his lover coming out of her home.

She was filled with a burning desire to cause the alien pain, something he was painfully unaware of.

"Ah, Gaz human, just in time!" Zim spoke, grinning from ear to earn (in the loose term of the words) "The amazing Zim needs to presence to ask you something of great importance!"

Before the guy could say anything else, he received a punch the face, followed by a kick on the shin.

"Ow! My face! My glorious face! Ow! My superior legs!"

"Never... Leave... Me... Alone... With... That... Stupid... Robot... Again... DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"

The purple headed woman punched the alien with every word.

"AHHHH! MY SPINE!"

"YOUR SPINE WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!"

Gaz then broke something else.

"AHHHH it hurts! Why must this be?!"

Gir was watching everything from the apartment's door, doing a little salsa dance.

"Yay! I love musical rib cage!"


"Let's just say that Gir is never allowed to be near the Gaz-Beast again!"

"I see" The A.I said trying not to laugh, something he was evidently failing at "Speaking of which, where is the little annoyance?"

"I.. sent him on an wild goose chase" Zim said tiredly "One that will keep him busy for a while"


"Come back goose!" Gir screamed as he ran after the animal with a jar in his hands "I just want to put you in mayo and eat you!"

The bird ran as fast as its tiny legs would allow, quacking in fear of the deranged robot following him.

"Quack! Quack! Quack!"


Back in the lab, Zim was massaging his sore eyeball.

Literally.

The Irken actually removed both his red orbs from his skull, and began to gently give his optic nerves a well deserve relaxing massage with his fingers.

"So I take it you'll pop the question again sometime in the near future? The Computer asked, not really caring.

Zim grunted "I have not yet begun to fight! The Gaz-Beat will be my mate!"

"I'll have the first aid kid on standby.


Several days later after all of his wounds, bones and PAK had completely healed Zim was checking that everything was properly set up for the night.

"Okay…let's see... Horrible Earth music, check, ten gallons of soda, check. Pizza that Gir will never get his sticky hands on, check, video games for the night... Check, the ring.

A spider leg came out of his PAK, revealing the tiny box, he grabbed it without a care in the world, he opened it, revealing the engagement ring he plan to give the scary human.

"Pizza shaped, my ingenious creativity knows to bound!" He boasted "She'll say yes to Zim's proposal!"

The Irken took several steps to the many pizza boxes, he grabbed a particular one that was in a magenta box, compared to all the other ones, which were dark purple, he opened the box, only to start coughing uncontrollably "Ugh, the food these humans eat, simply disgusting!"

Nonetheless despite Zim's dislike for Gaz's favourite delicacy he swallowed his pride and puts the ring in a slice of pizza, it would be quite the surprise for the human to see such a rock on her food for sure.

"All the horrible human food is served" He said to himself "Now I have to go for my meals for the night... I think I'll get some Vort Dogs or maybe a slydoodeedoo"

He retreated deeper into his labs to grab his desired snacks, and no more than a few seconds had passed when Gaz came out of the elevator

"Hey Zim?" she said, tossing her bag and coat on the floor next to a floating chair "Hey Shorty! You here?"

"I am not short!" The Irken bellowed at once, he hated when his height was being mocked "Just wait there Gaz, I'll be right there to grace you with my amazing presence!"

"Whatever," Gaz shrugged, heading right into the table with all the delights that would make her think that she died and went to heaven, after such a long, agonising day at college, the food looked more than perfect.

Particularly the many boxes of Pizza.

"For once he did something right!" She grinned, pulling Magenta box towards her with the intention of satisfying her hunger, she knew Zim hated this stuff so for once she decided to spare him the pain of having to be near the smell and began to eat.

"Oh yeah…that's good stuff," Gaz said, closing her eyes in the sensation of it all. In a matter of minutes the pizza was gone, now she planned on getting another one.

"Let's see what other toppings Zim got"

"Alright, I'm here," The Irken said "I hope you followed my instructions Gaz-Beast because I have such a foodening prepared for us both! Starting with the..."

As Zim spotted the now empty pizza box discarded on the floor, he quickly fell silent and dropped his snacks in shock.

"What's wrong?" Gaz asked, as she raised an eyebrow, taking another bite from her latest slice.

"Gaz-Beast?" Zim said slowly. "What just happened to the pizza that was in that red box?"

"I ate it" She replied simply,nthen burped "If you made this Zim, then you just scored a hell of a lot of points tonight lover boy"

"Oh I'll be a Hogulus uncle! He shouted "You mean to tell me that you ate that pizza in one sitting?! that entire pizza in one sitting?!"

"What? Yeah"

Oh shit! Zimthought to himself exasperatedly. My luck can't be this bad!"

"Okay, um, Gaz-Demon?" The Irken used the pet name he saved for hhis would be mate gently, trying and failing to remain calm. "When you were eating the pizza…did-did anything, um, fall out?"

"Fall out?" Gaz repeated. "What are you talking about? What falls out of pizza?"

"Oh crap... COMPUTER!"

"What?!"

"Take us to the X-Ray room!"

"What for?"

"Yeah, what for?' Gaz asked confused.

"DO NOT QUESTION ZIM! JUST DO IT!"

"Why can't you get a painful terminal decease?" The Computer asked exasperatedly "Why can't I be free?"

Ignoring his computer, Zim grabbed his mate's hand as they were teleported to another section of the lab.

"Zim... What is going on?!"

"I'll explain later!" The alien yelled "I just hope your intestines don't explode"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"Everything will be explained Gaz" Zim said "Right now I just need you to do one thing... Trust me"

The scary woman growled as she gave him the evil eye "I-I Fine! But you have some serious explaining to do, you green bean!"


About an hour later, Gaz was sitting in a metal floating table wearing a white gown, glaring at the back of Zim's head almost as if she could make it explode with the power of her mind.

"First you make me babysit your stupid robot, then you gimme pizza that might have been poisoned and now you had to gimme who knows what alien shit inside my body, Zim it's moments like these I wish my brother had cut you open years ago, so unless you want me to finish his job, you are going to talk and you are going to talk now!"

Zim gulped "Um, well...see, Gaz, it-it turns out…there was something in the pizza that you inhaled earlier... Something very, very important that almost ended up coming out in a very painful way had I not interfered with my superior Irken technology!"

"What the hell was it?!" She exclaimed.

The alien stepped closer to the table, leaning down to kiss her before reaching back into his pocket and pulling out the engagement ring. "This."

Gaz's eyes grew wide. "Is that…A...A..."

"I believe the words you are looking for are 'engagement ring' I wanted to surprise you but I guess I underestimated you love for that cheese covered time bomb and didn't expect you to eat this!"

"I-You-I-" Gaz stammered in disbelief. "I-I really swallowed my engagement ring?"

"For a lack of better term, yes" Zim said "On my planet there hasn't been a union of two Irkens for millennia, we have no purpose for such things, we lost the desire to bond with another long ago but you Gaz-Beast, you are unique, more so than any other creature I have ever encountered in the universe and none have even come close to your level of cruelty and vengeful creativity, this is the main reason that makes me think that if there is someone out there for me, that it would be you... So long story short... Marry me Earth monkey!"

Gaz rolled her eyes "Straight to the point is always a thing with you Zim, there is so many things wrong with you, you're a self-centered moron, with deep psychological problems and even with all your deathly machinery you can't even take over a mailbox!"

"I'm not hearing a no"

She pretended to think about for a second or two, knowing full well the waiting was killing the guy in front of him.

What seemed as an eternity to Zim was only seconds to Gaz.

"Eh... What the hell... Fine Zim, you got yourself a wife"

"VICTORY FOR ZIM!"

"Yeah... Sure... Whatever" Gaz snaps "So are you going to put the ring on my finger or do I have to break your hand and do it myself?"

"Let's wait until tomorrow Gaz-Beast" He said "The ring needs to be disinfected and I doubt even you want something that's been covered with your intestines in your finger"

"Oy... What the hell did I got myself into." She thought "Is it too late to break whatever equivalent of a heart Zim has?"


HA HA; well here it is, the idea of Gaz swallowing her ring was just too damn funny, it needed to be done!"

so, please leave a review telling me if I succeeded in making you laugh, okay?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.