Hey guys, here's chapter two of Troublemaker! Sorry for the incredibly slow update!

-Leela

"H-h-hi there d-dad." I stuttered, scared out of my mind. Grover was on the ground flailing his arms and screaming while still unconscious and I had sunk about a metre into the sand in an attempt to try and escape the fury of Poseidon, my father. Poseidon's glare turned to me and he visibly relaxed.

"Oh, if it isn't my cutesy-wutesy little boy! Were you the one making big, big tidal waves that could have wiped out this whole city?" He cooed whilst affectionately patting the top of my head and pinching my cheeks. I nodded guiltily and prepared myself for whatever form of punishment would be given to me by father.

Instead of the worse-than-Tartarus punishment that I was expecting, father lifted me off the ground in a bone crushing bear hug.

"GOOD WORK SON! YOU MADE ME PROUD!" He exclaimed, his voice nearly bursting my eardrums. I relaxed, happy that I wouldn't have to give Cerberus a bath again (don't ask) or something like that. "But… there is SOME punishment I have to bestow upon you sonny, unfortunately. If I didn't dish out at least SOME sort of punishment, I'd be badgered by all the others on Olympus and you have NO idea how annoying that is!" He drawled in his best "stereotypical dumb blonde accent". I giggled; dad was just SO funny sometimes. And I didn't mean that in a sarcastic way.

"So dad, what's the punishment?" I asked.

"Oh, nothing too bad… You'll just have to be a female for like a year. Yeah, nothing too bad. Think of it as a sort of long quest. That never ends. Until I say so. Cos I rock your world. Literally." Dad just casually said, whilst he was lounging around on his back. He pointed his trident at me and there was a burst of light. I screamed and screamed again when I heard my high pitched girly scream.

Grover shot up and shouted "WOW, YOU'RE HOT!" He drooled at me and I crossed my arms. Or attempted to. I looked down and noticed something that wasn't there before. I had lady lumps! That's right everyone, LADY LUMPS! I couldn't take this anymore. I went crazy and started shrieking and messing up my now surprisingly long hair.

"Is that you Percy?" Grover asked, incredibly confused. "Wowza, you turned hot." I felt my face heat up and my blood rushed to my face, spreading a delicate blush on my now feminine cheeks.

"Shut up. It's dad's fault." I pouted and turned to dad. He beamed at me.

"Oh, I have such a beautiful daughter! I can't wait till I show you off to the rest of Olympus!" He gushed. I gaped at him.

"You're not going to turn me back into my awesome sexy guy self? This is ridiculous!" I exclaimed, absolutely outraged at my father. I had meant to sound really buff and cool, but due to daddy dearest's spell it just came out really high pitched and downright… girly. Dad broke down in fits of unstoppable laughter and he rolled around in the waves clutching his stomach trying to regain composure.

After about ten minutes of laughing, dad finally stood up ready to talk properly to me. "Sorry son… Oh, ahem, dearest daughter. What were you saying?"

I crossed my arms on my chest but was slightly… disabled due to the unnatural lumps that were now apparent. Oh well, I guess I was just going to have to deal with it until father stopped being unreasonable.

"You must turn me back into a guy dad! This is totally unreasonable! You can't possibly take me to Olympus to meet all the Gods! They're going to try and do… naughty things with me! Though I am not happy with this whole ordeal, I can agree that I am one sexy lady and I know that they won't be able to keep their hands off me! I mean come on, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE THINGS!" I motioned to the lady lumps I had acquired. "Anyways" I continued haughtily. "I'd do any other punishment; anything but be a girl!"

Father stroked his beard and pondered what I had just said. "Alright then, to the Furies it is then." He turned to stride off.

"What? WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE FURIES?" I screamed in my high pitched voice.

"Well you DID say ANY punishment and well, to be honest that was the only other punishment that Zeus would offer you. And we all know how we can't disobey Zeus. So yeah, you choose. Living with the Furies or staying a girl for a year?"

My eyes bulged. To have to live with the Furies would be horrible, especially since they hadn't gotten over that time we whooped their asses on the bus. Sore losers. Well, it seems like Percina would be around for a little while.

"Err, I'll stay a girl thanks." I smiled sweetly at Father. "Well let's go then!" I exclaimed as I made a move to head to Empire State Building.

Father stopped me. "Are you brain dead as well now? You can't go to Olympus like that!"

I looked down and immediately understood. I was completely naked apart from the board shorts that I had been wearing whilst surfing. "OH EM GEE! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?" I squealed as I made a desperate attempt to cover my lady lumps. Father and Grover fell to the ground in tears laughing like a pair of lunatics.

After a while, Father raised himself up, gave a hand to Grover and skipped off with both of us on his arms. "SHOPPING IT IS! YIPPEE!" He squealed.

Oh. Em. Gee.

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-Leela