Prompt: poor manners
Pairing: hinted Vergil/Dante
Rated: K+
Genre: humor (attempted)


Pizza.

It was God's indication that he loved even half-devils like a certain one who was drooling over a certain substance that gave up such a delicate waft of sinful. Silver-blue eyes flickered like a predators as the male peered at the round object like a prey, crouching down as it came ever closer.

Just a little closer, Mr. Pizza-Man...

'Tak, tak' hit the eardrums as the pupils formed slits.

Almost there...

A knock came at the door and the young man bolted from his seat on the floor and swung the door open at a speed that had a look of shock come upon the teenage boy's features as his lightly tanned hands held onto the container tightly so not to drop it.

"..." After a rough swallow the kid finally found his voice. "That'll be thirteen dollars and fifty cents, sir."

The man nodded and reached his hand into his back pocket to pull out a leather wallet with a photo of his twin inside as well. A very...odd photograph indeed. It was of the other man sleeping. Half-naked as well. The boy decided to ignore that, hand out to take the money and handed the pizzas over.

Reaching a hand up he tipped his hat. "Have a good day, sir." he added, like all the employees did. Turning to walk off while the half-devil closed the door and tore the first box open to grab a slice and devour it with really poor manners.

Which earned him a swat upside the head.

Turning with a hiss the silver haired man pouted once he caught sight of the elder twin of the two. A rolled up newspaper in his left hand and rubbing his temple with the other from annoyance.

"You have such poor manners, Dante," he sighed heavily before lowering the paper and unrolling it to read the day's news.

"Bah bur, Bargal!" Dante protested through his mouthful.

Vergil simply shrugged it off and went over to the red leather couch to read the paper with more interest than he would admit as he crosses his legs. "You deserved it."

The younger simply fumed, a single sliver of cheese dangling from his mouth.