Hey peoples, I'm back again. I was gonna wait to put the next chapter up, but I thought hey, why not just put this up so I won't have to do it later. OMG I just saw Shugo Chara episode 126, and was soooooo glad that Ikuto is back. Finally, the show was getting a little boring without him in it. I mean the show just isn't the same without Ikuto.
Amu: I beg to differ
Ikuto: Aww don't be like that Amu, you know you missed me
Amu: But you should've called someone before you just randomly show up in my bed
Ikuto: You never minded before
Amu: That's because you had no where else to go, and I wasn't about to go out and rescue you like last time
Ikuto: I can take care of myself Amu
Amu: Whatever
Stella: You know, I'd hate to ruin this beautiful moment, but I think our readers want to read the story, not your bickering
Ikuto: Then they can scroll down, they don't have to read this
Stella: But I can't start the story unless someone does the intro
Ikuto: Alright I'll do it. 1Stella444 or Stella, does not own any of the characters or places or food or anything name brand in this story. Happy now?
Stella: Yes
Amu: No
Ikuto: To bad, Amu-Chan X3
Recap
After the whole metal thing, we hopped on the plane heading to Japan.
"Wow, I can't believe you got us 1st class tickets. I mean, I know you're rich, but I think your too damn rich." I started looking around the lush, velvet plane, loving it in all of its glory.
The plush, violet chairs were very beautiful and comfy, not really my taste, but it was perfect here. This plane had flat screens on the back of every chair in our suite, and a gourmet menu with awesome food from all over the world.
"Hey Nadeshiko, they have rice balls, do you eat them when you're in Japan?"
"Yeah, when I pack a boxed lunch."
"Sugoi, that's so cool."
"Ah, Amu-Chan, I see you've been practicing your Japanese."
"Hells yeah, I freakin love Japan. I so can't wait to get there! Holy shit they have Ipod decks on this plane." I placed my Ipod in the deck, and put it on shuffle.
When you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you find a maaannn that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell.
"Amu-Chan, what is that?"
" Oh, it's 'Gives You Hell' By All-American Rejects. That song is the shit."
"Oh. Well, I can't wait to show you everything that Japan has to offer. Oh, and I have to introduce you to my friends there."
Her friends?! Oh no no no no no! I don't do so well with socializing with people. Nadeshiko was like the only person who I really hung out with in high school.
"Oh, your friends huh?"
"Yeah, I can only introduce you to sic of them but I think that's enough." Oh no, I can't even deal with talking to one person, let alone six!! What the fuck?! I never asked for this cruelty. Look Kami-Sama, I'll stop cussing alright, just don't do this to me.
"You know what...I don't think I'll be able to meet them."
"What? Why not Amu-Chan?"
"Well," Oh shit, what do I say? "Well, I mean, you know, I have to get settled in your guest house, you know, and I have all that unpacking to do, I'll just be way too busy."
"Well... I guess so, maybe I won't introduce you as soon as we get there like I planned." Thank you Kami-Sama, thank you sooooooo freaking much.
"But, I'l just have to introduce you the next day when we all go out to eat." What the hell?! Thanks a lot Kami-Sama, were a real help... NOT!
"Oh, a-alright."
"Um are you alright Amu-Chan, you're sweating."
"Oh w-why n-no o-of course n-not. I m-mean I-I'm n-not nervous or anything. Why would y-you think that I-I'm nervous?"
"But I never said-"
"I'M NOT NERVOUS!" I blushed and refused to look at her, instead looking at the flat screen t.v in front of me.
"Look Amu-Chan, they're not mean. They'll love you."
"I said I'm not nervous alright?" Damn, would she just get off the subject already? Jeez, I said I'm not nervous....even if that is a lie.
"Ah, hello everyone, my name is Madame Magnefic."
What the fuck is this?
"Nervous about your tomorrow, troubled about your future? Well, I am here to free you of all your worries." Bullshit, this is just one of those shows that scam you into buying their high priced shit. They don't fool me...anymore.
"I love this show!!!" Nadeshiko said, quickly but gracefully sitting down and staring into the t.v. Wow, who knew a person like her watches this kind of crap.
"Today I will do a simple card reading, just think of a card shape; diamond, heart, spade, or club, and I shall read the cards and tell you your future."
"Why the hell are we watching this again?"
"Shush, Amu-Chan. Let's see... I guess I'll pick the spade, what about you Amu-Chan?"
"Do I have to do this shit?"
"Yes, now please just pick one."
"Alright, alright, I pick the heart okay?" I don't know whyy I picked the heart, but I just felt that I shouldn't have. Oh, what the hell am I saying? I don't believe in all this card reading shit.
"Alright, let me start with the spade."
"Yay, she's doing my fortune!" Nadeshiko grasped my arm and was entranced by the so called 'fortune-teller'.
"Those who thought of the spade will have wonderful luck with friends, but be warned, controversy with family will occur, and you musn't hold your tongue, or you might be eternally miserable." . I could've guessed that. Almost everyone has a problem with their family. That's why we just gotta deal with it.
"You really believe she knows what she's talking about? I mean, anybody could say that."
"No, she's always right, especially if you get a love fortune." A love fortune. Oh puh-lease.
"A love fortune? Really?"
"Yeah, she's the best fortune-teller ever."
"More like the best scam artist to me."
"For those who thought of the heart, you have a complicated, but romantic fortune." The hell I do.
"You will meet you true love in the most oddest of occasions. Your past may affect your love life, but if you let that person into your heart, they will be your eveything."
"Sugoi, that was sooo romantic."
"Whatever, it's just jackass shit, nothing more."
"No it's not Amu-Chan. Watch, I bet you'll find that special someone soon."
"Oh yeah, and who do you think fits that role?"
Okinawa, Japan (The Tsukuyomi Estate)
"Yoru, why the fuck did you make me watch this shit?" I said, laying on the couch in the home theater, and Yoru sprawled out on the floor.
"This isn't a bad show. I love hearing about all of those suckers calling this lady and telling her that they want the crap that she sells. It's so fucking hilarious nya."
"You should be out trying to find a girlfriend, not watching t.v and napping all day."
"Why don't you get a real girlfriend instead of a fucky buddy and then give me advice on how I should get into a relationship nya."
"Don't be an ass Yoru, I'm not in the mood."
"Hey nya, I don't wanna know when your horny alright, just keep that to yourself."
"Fuck you Yoru."
"Stick to girls nya." Ch, I think I taught this boy too much. But he's 18, and he needs to start trying to find a woman before I fuck them all.
"Ah, hello everyone, my name is Madame Magnefic."
What the hell kind of shit is this? The broads not even attractive.
"Nervous about your tomorrow, troubled about your future? Well, I am here to free you of all your worries."
I don't need you to free all my worries, that's what sex does, doesn't she know that?
"Today I will do a simple card reading, just think of a card shape; diamond, heart, spade, or club, and I shall read the cards and tell you your future."
"Nya, I pick the diamond."
"You're actually gonna try this fugly shit?"
"Hell yeah, I wanna see what she says nya."
"You're never gonna find a girl at the rate you're going."
"Shut up, she's about to call out a shape nya."
Poor, poor Yoru, I think I need to start getting you out the house more."
"Alright, let me start with the spade."
"Start with the fucking diamond nya."
""Those who thought of the spade will have wonderful luck with friends, but be warned, controversy with family will occur, and you musn't hold your tongue, or you might be eternally miserable."
Total B.S. I swear, this has got to be the dumbest damn show I have ever seen.
"I'm changing the channel."
"Why nya? It hasn't even gotten to the diamond."
"Look Yoru, I'm not about to watch this jackass show. Go watch this on one of the other 37 t.v's we have."
"But-"
"Or do I have to call mom, and tell her that you've been 'playing' in the shower lately."
"N-no, w-we d-don't n-nya." Yoru blushed, got up, and slowly walked away, head drooping down."
"For those who thought of the heart, you have a complicated, but romantic fortune."
Too bad darling, but I think I'm turning the channel.
"You will meet you true love in the most oddest of occasions. Your past may affect your love life, but if you let that person into your heart, they will be your eveything."
"Ugh, this is bull, I'm seriously-"
"And now the other readings will be done by me, Ms. Solaria." Said... the hottest psychic I've ever seen. She was a long-haired blonde (sexy). Had beautiful blue eyes (lovely), was very busty, and had a nice ass (damn). She strutted, yes towards the table that Madame Shitface was sitting at. Oh, and did I mention that she had on this dark violet dress, with a slit that stopped at her mid-thigh, and had on this cape that was black and the whole outfit was super tight on her. Oh man, she as making me seriously,well, you know, what walls are when you run into them, they're hard.
"Alright, now for those who picked the diamond,"
"Finally nya!!"
Stupid ass. Doesn't he know I'm trying to watch sexiness on t.v? Oh wait he doesn't.
"If you stay true to yourself, you can achieve anything, and overcome any obstacle that comes your way."
"See Ikuto-nya! I told you!"
"Ugh! Shut the fuck up Yoru! No one gives a fuck about you aight?"
"Aww, you're so mean nya!"
"And now for the club."
Damn, she is sooo fine. Man, I would bang her right now if I could. I guess if she's doing the reading, I'll just pick the club. Hey, maybe she'll say I'll continue to have a good sex life.
"For those who thought of the club, you will confront a challenge that is difficult to figure out. You may become tempted to do anything to overcome it, but be warned, you may end up causing bigger burdens to fall upon you, and you mat end up becoming eternally incomplete in heart and soul. I recommend that you take things slow, and try to overcome it by staying compassionate and become more loving."
A challenge that I can't overcome? Ch, whatever. You're sexy Miss Solaria, but I think you might have gotten this reading wrong. I can do anything, I mean, I probably set the world record for banging the most girls at one time.
"Hey, if you were watching the same thing I was watching, why did I have to go into another room nya?" Yoru said, poking his head through the door.
"Because a hot babe came on the show and it became interesting."
"Oh, you mean Miss Solaria? You know she's married right? With 3 kids?"
"Man, I guess trying to bang her would be wrong wouldn't it?"
What nya?! I can't believe this is coming out of my brother's mouth."
"Yeah... but I guess I'll just have to take her to a motel and fuck her."
"Oh, God, same ol' Ikuto."
"Yep. Well I guess it's time to go to bed. Fucking 3 girls in one day can tire a guy like me out you know?"
"What nya?! I'm not tired, I could run all night, lets go out, get drunk, let's part-" Yoru passed out and fell on the floor.
"Man, that's Yoru." I Picked him up and carried him to his bed.
Lorelei Airlines, Okinawa, Japan 10:47 p.m
"Amu-Chan, we'll find your stuff, just please calm down."
"Didn't I tell you Nadeshiko?! I knew those fuckers were gonna lose my luggage, and look what they did? They lost my fucking luggage. Stupid bastards."
"Maybe someone just picked it up by mistake and-"
"Who the fuck mistakingly picks up a light pink, sparkling suitcase with Hinamori Amu written across it?!"
"Someone who's blind-"
"They have scent dogs for that shit right?"
"Well I'm sure that in time it'll turn up."
"It better turn up, or I'm suing the airline."
Okay, you're all probably thinking that I should calm down, but I'm not, so don't expect any cooperation from me! I've been on a plane for 12 hours, watching stupid psychics, listening to airplane music since my Ipod froze up on me, and I'm tired as fuck, ready to go to that guest house Nadeshiko told me I'd be staying in, and go get some sleep.
Nadeshiko and I walked up to the lost and found, and Nadeshiko asked, " Excuse me, but do you know if someone may have turned in a suitcase that's pink, sparkly, and has Hinamori Amu written across it?"
"Hai, we did recover it, but before I give it to you, you must describe the-"
"Describe what?! We've already told you what the outside of the bag looks like, that should already give you a clue that it's my bag!"
"Gomenasai, but I have to follow special protocal, or else I could-"
"OH MY FREAKIN GOD!! YOU KNOW WHAT, IT HAS A PSP GO, TWILIGHT BOOKS, CLOTHES, AND ACCESSORIES IN IT ALRIGHT?! NOW CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY FUCKING SUITCASE BACK?!"
"U-Uh, hai, here you-"
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" I stalked off, mad as hell obviously. You know when you ge cramped in a pace with someone, and after a period of time, you get so pissed off that you just wanna scream at anyone that even talks to you. Yeah, that's how I was feeling. I mean, the dude knew it was my bag, he should've just given me the bag and we wouldn't have had a problem.\
"Ugh, finally, now we can-" Bam! I bump into someone and we both hit the floor.
"Ouch!!! Damn that hurt!"
"Hey bitch, watch where you're going!" The girl I knocked into yelled at me, as she stood up, and dusted herself off. She had to long ponytails, blonde hair, pick, violet eyes, and looked like a model, well at least her body did. Her face looked like a pissed off bitch who wanted to knock the fuck out of me.
"Why don't you watch where the fuck you're going, you whore."
"Excuse me?!"
"Did I fucking stutter?! I'm talking to you bitch!"
"Do you know who I am? I am-"
"You're an ignorant bitch, who starves herself to make herself look pretty, even though you're ugly as fuck. You think you can get all the guys, but I bet you just fuck everybody that likes you, am I right?"
"Oh, and I assume you're the girl that tries to act tough, cause no guy wants to fuck her, and you just try to kick every bitches ass to make yourself look goOd, but you're nothing but a fugly looking ass."
"........AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Then next thing you know, I punch her in the face, and we fall to the ground.
