Say it with doughnuts
Disclaimer: SG1 and its characters are the property of MGM entertainment, Tyra is my character.
It was Teal'c's 104th birthday and in celebration SGC had thrown him a huge birthday bash, everyone from Stargate Command and some of the Asgard had turned up as well.
Never in his long life had he received so many gifts on one day; O'Neill had given him a Simpson's DVD box set…for what reason he could not fathom, from Colonel Carter he had received an assortment of scented candles for his Kelno'reem…a gift he had given her a big Jaffa hug in return for, and from Daniel Jackson he had gotten a gift certificate to his favorite clothing store.
He had received many amazing gifts from all his earth and Asgard friends, but he had still not received the one thing he desired. So far his favorite present had been from his lover Tyra Anasazi; she had given him a new Staff weapon that had been modified with enhanced fire power and Nietzschean pulse technology. He had pulled her into a corner and kissed her brains out for that present, before being spotted by O'Neill and hearing loud wolf whistles and cat calls.
Three hours later; after the party had died down and everyone had returned home or to their duty stations, Teal'c was sitting in his dingy little room staring at his mountains of presents and gift certificates with trails of tears running down his cheeks. Tyra quietly opened the door and smirked at her sobbing Jaffa lover on the ground (this was her mighty warrior?). She knelt down beside him and placed a warm hand on his shoulder.
"Teal'c" she whispered as he looked up into her blue eyes.
"I know that you didn't get what you really wanted today so I bought you a little something extra…happy b-day big guy"
Teal'c took a large rectangular shaped book from the Nietzschean woman and tore off the bright wrapping paper. When he opened the box his eyes grew to anime cute proportions and he let out a high pitched squeal of delight…if Jaffa can squeal, he jumped on his girlfriend and lifted her into the air while shouting a chorus of thank you's in Goa'uld.
Then he tossed her onto the bed and picked up the box as though it was a precious jewel. Taking it over to the bed he offered his girlfriend first pick of the delicious assortments, all he had truly wanted for his birthday was a case of doughnuts.
The end.
