Author's notes: It has been decided that even though this is a "completed" work of fanfiction, I shall add more memes to it as and when I come up with another meme to turn into a chapter. As such, it shall never be truly finished.
Points to anybody who spots the AVPS reference. Mind you, if you don't, you're almost certainly not a StarKid.
"Soooo... you know what today is, right?" a young girl with dark hair asked excitedly, grinning at Harry. The latter would have given the question some thought, if it weren't for the fact that he was utterly bewildered as he had just appeared in the front seat of a car that was being driven by a child.
"What on Earth is going on?" Harry asked the girl, but the only response he got was the starting of some irritating pop music with a tedious rhythm and a predictably dull cookie-cutter chord progression.
The dark-haired girl began to sing "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday," as the two girls standing either side of her in the back of the car began to wave their arms around vaguely whilst wearing the expressions one might wear if one were constipated.
After what seemed like a year of the annoying song's chorus, the scene cut away from the car full of kids and Harry suddenly found himself in the back of a different car, this one being driven by an older man performing a (not even good enough to be mediocre) rap. As soon as the rap was over, Harry found himself in the kids' car again, but before the song had finished, the car had crashed into a crocodile in the middle of the motorway.
Harry looked on as the crocodile ate all four of the children, before taking out a knife and advancing on Harry, an evil grin on its face as it stared at Harry's forehead.
"Nooooo!" Harry shouted over the music (if it could be called that) which was still playing in the background, before feeling the blade slice through the outer layer of skin on his forehead, and he blacked out. Well, he thought as he fainted, at least I don't have to listen to that abomination any more.
