Yes, Naruto
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"Talk to me"
'Think about me'
Chapter two: Fan girls and Naruto.
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Previously…
"Hey lazy bastard! I have a very good question!" He said excitedly.
Whatever it is, it will be stupid and will change nothing. He just wants to know stupid things that are not important either way. "Hn." Was all I said to let him know I was listening to his idiotic question.
He grinned. "Are you attracted to guys?"
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Kami kill me now. I stared with an emotionless countenance at the dobe. Maybe he'll forget he asked if I changed the subject. Or something that can help me dig my own grave another day and not today. Why does he have to ask that? Didn't he already think I was heterosexual? I growled mentally and looked away with a sigh. Let's just get this over with as painless as possible. Who knows? Maybe I'll get something good out of it.
"Yes." I said simply.
His blue eyes almost bulged out and he choked on his own saliva, falling off the couch with a surprised look. "Shit." He said. He blushed a little, which made me raise my eyebrow curiously as to why he did that. He looked so edible right now. I smirked and he shook his head and his blush disappeared. He sat back on the couch silent for a couple of moments.
"Hmm…so…" He began nervously.
My smirk grew. He's nervous. Definitely edible looking. He blushed again and glared at me. "Why are you smirking teme?" He yelled.
"I was just thinking of how edible you look." I said truthfully. I rolled my eyes when I said those words. Naruto blushed and jumped behind the couch with a body blush. I chuckled and leaned back to the couch amusedly, watching as Naruto started to hyperventilate because I wouldn't stop looking at him with my smirk.
"Stop looking at me with that smirk!"
"Yes, Naruto." I rolled my eyes and turned to look out the window once again. It looked like the blonde had never been complimented before. I wonder if that's the reason he's so nervous and easy to embarrass. I glanced at the blonde that was seating on the couch again Indian style with a scowl. I chuckled silently. He looks like a complete uke right now.
The blonde coughed. "Sasuke look at me without the stupid smirk!"
"Yes, Naruto." Hugh. I'm hating my self more each time I say those words. It makes me look weak and…uke-like! If anyone is an uke, it is definitely Naruto, not me. I turned to look at the beautiful looking blonde in my couch. His toes were moving nervously on the couch. His face still held a small blush. He was frowning a little when he opened his mouth to ask me my next question.
"So…which guys that you know do you find attractive?"
I raised my eyebrow and tilted my head to the side. Would he get uncomfortable if I say all the names of different males I find attractive? He should have asked which guys I find hot. I shook my head.
"How many names do you want to hear?"
His eyes narrowed. "What do you mean how many?" His eyes widened. "Oh man you're a playboy!" He accused.
My eyebrow twitched. "I'm not."
"You're not?" Naruto asked narrowing his eyes. "Damn. I guess you think you're not." I glared at him. "Hmm…then say the names. It doesn't matter how many are there."
"Hn." I sigh. This will not end well. There are just…well, a lot. "Naruto can you just tell me names and I say if he is or not. It's easier."
Naruto grinned. "Ok!" He said a little too happily. What is he planning? I narrowed my eyes as he started to jump up and down on the couch, his ass bouncing on my couch. Oh, how much I envy my couch right now. My fingers twitched a little bit. It took all my will power not to pounce on the damn boy. Wait. What the hell is wrong with me?!
"Ok then let's start with…Kiba?"
I looked up at the blonde and thought of Kiba with his dog and without a shirt, all sweaty. "Yes." Naruto blushed at the blunt answer and laughed sheepishly.
I smiled internally as I watch the blonde think of another name. "Shino?"
I tilted my head to the side. "I don't know. I've never seen his face completely." I said thinking a little bit.
"Ok then…"
"Wait." I said. This is really not fair. If I'm getting question, then I want to have something in return. "Let's do this reciprocally. You ask one question, then I ask you one."
Naruto shook his head vigorously but then stopped and nodded with a grin. "Ok."
I smirked. "Do you like guys?" I asked watching as the blonde turned red again. I'll take that as a yes.
"…Yeah." He whispered. "Don't tell anyone!" He said looking at me pleadingly.
"Only if you don't tell anyone about all the question you have and will ask me."
"Deal." Naruto said smiling, the little blush was still present. I licked my lips as my gut told me to kiss those pink colored cheeks and that pouty mouth. "Hmm…how about…Neji?"
I smirked at the thought of the Hyuuga. Hell to the yeah. "Yes." I saw Naruto frown and looked away a little uncomfortable. I frowned when I noticed this.
"Do you find Neji attractive?" I asked watching Naruto's expression.
"…" Naruto blushed a little and shook his head. I sighed. He was lying worst than me and I'm telling the complete truth! I wonder why he said no.
"Are you sure?"
"Hey that's two questions!"
"That's because you didn't answer my first one honestly."
Naruto blushed, glaring with his blue eyes. "Fine. He's hot."
That…was not what I wanted to hear. I felt a little angry, knowing that Naruto thought that Neji was hot. I frowned a little. I really don't like the idea of Naruto thinking of anyone as hot. I growled a little. And why do I feel like this again? I pulled my emotionless face back on and stared at the blonde. A scowl appeared on my face. There's something wrong with me.
Naruto was about to ask something else when I was-thank you Kami-saved by the all mighty hawk-masked anbu that appeared between Naruto and my self. "Hey! Can you like come back in a couple of minutes?" The blonde yelled annoyed.
The masked anbu turned to the blonde to answer. "No." He simply said and returned to look at me. "The Hokage requests your presence immediately."
I nodded. "I'll be there." I said. The anbu nodded and banished in a poof of smoke. I sighed and glanced at the blonde that was ready to open his mouth when I interrupted him. "Got to go." I said and banished before the blonde could say a thing.
I appeared in the Hokage tower, in front of the Hokage's office. I was going to let my self inside the office when someone called me.
"Sasuke!" I turned to the black-haired female running towards me with a small smile.
"Shizune." I said nodding.
"Here's the antidote." She said giving me a little tube of brown liquid? What is it with people, and potions and antidote colors?!
"…Thanks." I mumbled eying the awful looking drink. "There's another effect though." I said looking at her.
Her eyes widened. "What else?" She asked like I was about to tell her the new gossip of the day.
"I can't lie." I said simply.
"Oh." She grabbed the antidote off of my hand. "This won't work." And left with a wave. "I'll do another one." She said as I watched her back disappeared behind a corner.
"Damn it." I mumbled. Now I have to avoid Naruto at all cost, no matter what. I hope Tsunade has a mission for me. I turned back to the door where it would lead me to the Hokage's office. I opened the door and I hardly dodged a bottle of sake. I glared at the obviously drunk woman.
"Oh. It's you." The Hokage said boringly. I scowled momentary until I heard her apologize. " I'm sorry. I thought it was the brat." She said drowsily. "Do you have any idea what that punk did to my poor pride?"
Like I care? But she will tell me anyways so I asked. "What?"
"Well if you want to know." I rolled my eyes as I started to walk in front of her desk. "He told that stupid Jiraya that I, me 'the Hokage of Konoha', wanted to go on a date with him to discuss his 'plans' for his future big boobs Icha Icha paradise. Do you know how wrong that is? The old crook even took pictures of me on my bath!" Right now the blonde woman was red and breaking her desk in half. I, of course, jumped as far as I could. She looked like she could kill me with one finger, and I wanted none of that.
"How…demeaning…?" I said.
"Hn. You got that right!" Tsunade said glaring at the broken sake bottles she broke in her little rampage. "Damn it my poor sake." She mumbled before she turned her icy eyes to me. "You. I have a mission." She said. Thank kami I have a mission! "Guard Naruto." NO! PLEASE NO! "Do not, and I repeat do not let him get near that old toad! At least until I get my revenge on that old pervert."
"…I can't." I said. She glared at me.
"Why not?" She bit the question out like she would to my arm if I was any closer to her.
"Naruto gave me a drink for the-"
"You drank his juice!?" I raised an eyebrow. Why is everyone so surprised about me drinking Naruto's juice? Wow. That sounded so wrong in my mind. I shook my head. "Are you stupid?" She asked.
Ok now that was uncalled for. I glared at the old-young looking woman. "What?"
"Who would drink a juice made from that disaster-master!?"
Obviously me.
She sighed and massaged her temples, mumbling 'I can't believe my luck'. "Ok, ok. What are the effects?"
I clenched my jaw. I really don't want to tell this to anyone else. It was enough I told Shizune, now I have to tell the big-boobs leader of Konoha. I sighed. "I can't say no or lie to him."
Her jaw dropped for a moment until she started to laugh like a woman on crack. I glared at the laughing Hokage, trying to control my anger. She almost fell out of the chair, but I was too unlucky and she stayed glued to the armchair. "Oh…" She wiped fake tears out of her eyes. "That made my day." She said sighing. My glare intensified. "Fine. You're off the hook. I'll ask someone else."
I sighed. Yes. I nodded in thanks.
"So the antido-" I cut her off.
"Shizune is already on it."
"Oh." She narrowed her eyes. "You told her before me?"
I shrugged. "Found her first." I said simply.
"Hn. Good luck evading the brat until Shizune makes the potion. It will take a while."
"Uh?" I asked dumb folded. A while? How long is a while exactly?
"Well if it was I doing the antidote it would be done in twenty four hours. Now, Shizune might take forty eight hours or maybe even more. I'm not sure how she will go on this."
My eyebrow twitched. "Can you-"
"No." She said before I could ask.
"Why not?"
She grinned and leaned on her palm. "Suffer like I did."
I glared at the very annoying woman. I hate her so much right now. "Hn." I turned my back to her and walked away hearing her scream something very disturbing. "Fan girls are outside the tower!" My eyebrow twitched and I stopped just outside the office. Got to transport somewhere other than my home or the training grounds. Where to go? Hn. The Hokage's monument. With that in thought I made the hand seals and transported.
I released a sigh and closed my eyes. This is like the Nara would say 'troublesome'. I opened my eyes and my ears blew up when I heard a girl squeak from behind me. I turned around to glare at the brunette girl. She had a whistle on her hand. I narrowed my eyes. She pulled the little thing in her mouth and blew air on it, creating a blasting annoying noise.
"What the hell?" I said annoyed. "What is wrong with you?" I glared at the girl that was jumping up and down, repeating over and over 'I found him'. She's…mental. I turned around to leave when I see a full mob of girls. To be more exact, a mob of fan girls. How did they- the damn whistle! I growled, glaring at the girls. I'm biting the limbs of the first that dares to come even close to me.
"Oh Sasuke." One of them laughed while covering her mouth. Ugh. "That cute glare of yours only makes us what to pounce on you even more."
That girl is the first one I'm killing. Someone in the back yelled 'let's get 'em!' And they all darted to attack me. I dodged every attempt on touching me. I jumped away and started to make some seals to get out of there when a very annoying girl, which conveniently was a ninja jumped me from behind and slammed me to the floor. I so did not want to kiss the dirt. I growled and pushed my self up, pushing the girl off of me harshly, making her land on her back. I glared at the girl. Damn it. There I noticed I was in the middle of the mob. Why are there so many stupid girls in this village?
"Come one Sasuke stop running! You should be honored that so many of us want you."
I glared at the number one dead-girl on my list. I activated my sharingan. They all gasped and took a step back. "Fuck off, all of you." I growled out. Some cowered back, but some just wouldn't budge.
"Sasuke that is so HOT!" Ok I'm done. I'm killing her now. I reached my kunai pocket to draw one, but before I could throw it towards her throat the hyperactive knucklehead ninja of Konoha appeared in front of me with a kunai, which I blocked with mine.
"Teme."
"Do-Naruto." Naruto grinned. I narrowed my eyes. From all the people to stop me from killing the brunette whore, it just had to be my next victim in the list.
"Lower your kunai." He commanded me. I glared at the blonde but did as he said.
"Yes, Naruass." He glared at me and I smirked, but it soon disappeared when he started grinning like a maniac.
"Sasuke. Tell the ladies here why don't you want to go out with them." Naruto commanded.
What the fuck!? Ugh. Forget it, it's not like I wouldn't have said it if he wouldn't have commanded me. "Because I think they are a bunch of whores that throw them selves to the first piece of meat on the market." The girls gasped.
"Hey! Stop making Sasuke-kun say those things!" A girl yelled earning some yeah's echoed.
"Sasuke. Tell them…what we were talking about…you know…guys…you know."
My eyebrow twitched. Stupid blonde with his stupid ideas. I sighed. But this might help me get rid of the girls so what the heck?
"Sasuke loves us!" A girl with red hair yelled.
"No." I said earning more gasps. "Sorry girls. But I'm GAY." Higher gasps were heard. Some fainted, some froze. I smirked. I think I can do more damage here. "And I'm taken."
"WHAT!?" The remaining girls yelled.
I smirked when I saw Naruto taking steps back when he heard me said I was taken. I grabbed his waist and pulled him against my chest. I kissed the surprised blonde, plunging my tongue inside his warm cavern, making him gasp and moan. The remaining girls just fainted. I finished what I wanted to do, but I didn't want to stop kissing the blonde. I pushed my tongue as deep as I could. He tasted so good. I want more. I want more of him. My eyes widened when I noticed what I was doing. FUCK! I pulled back, pushing Naruto away harder than what I wanted, making him fall on the floor.
What the hell did I just do? I shook my head. His eyes were wide and a blush adorned his sun-kissed skin. What is wrong with me? I want to jump on him and fuck him right here and now. And what exactly is stopping me? Oh. My fucking pride. "…Thank's for the leverage." I said in a monotone voice. His eyes widened in hurt. My heart ached when I saw him like that. He smiled a fake smile.
"Yeah sure." He said, standing up from the ground, cleaning his orange pants.
I nodded, not knowing what to do now. "..." He turned around giving me his back.
"I…have to go." His voice sounded weak and hurt. I was about to ask what's wrong when he disappeared. Great. I think I just hurt his feelings. This is great, just great. I shook my head. At least I won't have him on my tail. I sighed. I'm such a bastard. I looked around me and smirked. I have a few great ideas as to what to do with these fainting girls.
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Where the hell is that stupid dobe?! Why is it that whenever I want to find him he's no where to be found, but when I don't want him near me he's stuck like a glue?! I growled annoyed and kept looking around town. I saw some people running towards the direction I came from.
"Did you hear that a group of kunoichi were tide up and painted in orange in the Hokage monument."
I ignored the whispers and kept looking for the little ball of sunshine. I knew what I did. I don't need to hear the details. I sighed. This is so annoying. Why the hell do I have to apologize for again?! I have checked the ramen stand like a hundred times, his home is a complete utter mess, but I'm pretty sure I have noticed him been there.
"Hey Sasuke-kun!" Great. Just my luck.
"What?" I said, not stopping and not daring to look at the blonde that started to walk with me.
"Did you hear?"
"…" Why does she think I care what people talk? I don't care woman! Now go!
"Some girl were tied on the Hokage monument and were painted in ORANGE! Can you imagine that."
I can do much better than imagining it. I smirked, closing my eyes.
"I thought it was Naruto, but I think he would have tied guys instead of girls, so…I don't know who did it." She said with a shrug.
"Hn." Would people blame Naruto? I hope not. "Ino?"
"Yes, Sasuke-kun?"
"Go away."
She pouted and stopped walking beside me and walked away with a humph!
Where is he!? I'm going to kill him when I find him!! My eyes caught a flash of yellow entering the ramen shop. I narrowed my eyes when I saw Neji entering after him. What the hell? I fisted my hands and walked towards Ichiraku ramen. I pulled the curtain away and glared at the only two occupants in the shop. Oh, would you look at here. Naruto Uzumaki in a ramen shop with Hyuuga Neji. Oh hell no.
"Naruto."
Naruto frowned. "What?" He asked a little mad.
"I need to talk to you. Now." I said, ignoring completely the brunette seated beside him.
"No." Naruto said. "Go away. I don't want to talk to you now." He said angrily.
"What? Yes, No, fuck." I glared at the floor when my feet started to move on their own, I glared at the back of Naruto and the Hyuuga that was looking at me curiously. No! Fuck! Go back damn it! Feet, I'm going to burn you two alive! Ugh. What is wrong with me Kami, what?
I sighed and kept walking away from the ramen shop. I headed towards Naruto's apartment. That way I can wait until he comes back, which I hope is very soon and without the Hyuuga-bastard. What the hell was he doing with him anyway?! I have never seen them talk that friendly before. I growled. I think I'm going to have a little talk with Naruto when he comes home.
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