pen-pal project: The two famous academies, Oblivion and Oathkeeper, are doing a pen-pal project with each other. Is it really as innocent as it seems?

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OATHKEEPER ACADEMY

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Dear Roxas,

My insanity is always okay, my dear Roxas. It's what makes me interesting.

Oh my Yevon! You're Sora's cousin?! Holy shit dude, that's totally awesome! Yeah, we could totally hook them up! You're a bloody genius, you know that?

Glad you enjoyed my letter. Not many people get my sense of humor, and even then, most of them hate me for it. It's good to know you don't. :3

You're blond, huh... You know, I think I've stalked a Roxas before. Do you wear a checkered bracelet on your left wrist?

If you're Sora's cousin, that means... You're related to Ven Tsukino! You are ten times cooler in my eyes, now. I freaking love Ven! I've stalked him once, you know, but that was when I was five, and he still thought girls had cooties. (Fun times, fun times...) It was pretty funny whenever I poked him on the arm, and he smacked my hand away, yelling, "Don't touch me!" If I got too close, he'd run away screaming. Pfft, it makes me crack up just thinking about it...!

Anyway.

The paper says that now, I should tell you about the dream I had last night... Okay, I'll listen to it this time.

Last night, I dreamt I was in a dark place. No, not a place; more like an endless boundary of space. Everything was ink-black, and I didn't know what was up or down. The only thing I was sure of was that I was standing on something, maybe the floor of that place. I heard a voice, and I started running. I have no idea why, but the voice struck such a fear in me, I swear, I think that person has done something bad to me in a past life or something. It was freaky, man.

I ran, and ran, until I ran into someone. This person I could see clearly; it was Sora. He was in some weird-ass clothes. Big yellow shoes is the only thing I can remember of it. He gave me a large grin, and asked, "Why are you running, Xion?" His appearance changed; suddenly, he was a blond with a paler complexion, and his clothes was more stylish than Sora's. His pants were kinda weird; black at the top, but at mid-thigh, it became a brownish kinda white, like... Tan, maybe? Beige? I also noticed this shuriken thing that was like a necklace or zipper or something.

He wasn't smiling as he looked at me. He looked so much like Ven, I was almost scared, because the glare in his cold blue eyes was bloody frightening. His voice reminded me of Jesse McCartney's when he spoke. "It's me." When I stared at him uncomprehendingly, he pinched the bridge of his nose, with an expression that was akin to one when they asked God if they really deserved whatever was happening to them. "You really don't remember, huh?"

The scenery changed quickly; suddenly, we were sitting on top of a clock tower in a place with a sky that showed that the sun was setting, and we were eating some sort of blue ice-cream. It was like I was staring from the sidelines at that point.

The boy turned from that image to me. "We miss you," he whispered, and my heart stopped when he suddenly turned into doves who flew away, up, and suddenly, I could see the sky, and it looked like I was at the bottom of a sea...

I saw yellow eyes, and then I woke up.

It scared the hell out of me.

Huh... Now that I think about it, I have some pretty weird dreams, don't I?

Feels like I'm falling in love,
Xion

P.S.: None of my friends wrote on my paper! Yes!

YA JINXED IT!

... Bitch.

Right back at ya, homegirrrl.

You're scaring me.

Then my mission is complete.

Freak.

Lesbian.

BITCH I HAVE A GUN STRAPPED TO MY FUCKING THIGH, DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING SHOOT YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN?!

... No... D:

Then STFU.

Yes'm.

Ahem.

Well, this was a long P.S., wasn't it?

Haha, catch ya later!

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Dear Riku,

I am a bundle of sunshine, darling. I am also good in bed. Want to test that theory out?

WHORE.

STFU, Xion! D:

Do you want me to threaten to shoot your ass down again?

... No... OKAY, FINE, YOU WIN THIS ROUND.

Argh.

I'm re-reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix mostly just because I want to read about Umbridge running away from the centaurs. Xion says it's funny as hell. Also, she says that she can't wait until she finds her Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, because she wants to see the scene where Harry finds Malfoy crying in the bathroom with Moaning Myrtle listening.

Anyway, to reply to the things in your letter...

What. You and Sora like a girl. What's her name?

Nah, I don't think you're crazy.

Also, I think that they're definitely holding a drug trafficking program. They must be waiting for a pair to start exchanging drugs. Here at OA, we have some damn fine marijuana trees.

JUST KIDDING.

Really, Oathkeeper doesn't have drugs on its premises. They don't accept druggies, either.

Hugs, not drugs, kiddies.

So. I had a freaky dream last night.

I was dressed like a slut in a pink dress with zippers, and I was standing on a beach, waiting for someone. I dunno who. But I heard his voice.

"Starts with an 'S'!"

Sincerely,
Kairi

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Dear Zexion,

Yeah, I know.

Oh my Yevon. Zex, yes, that is recognizable enough; I've stalked you (and Demyx) before, too! You're that sexy emo kid I loved! I think you'll remember me; I asked you if I could sleep with you, remember?

NO WAI!

WAI!

O RLY?

YA RLY!

NO WAI!

WAI!

O RLY?

YA RLY!

NO WAI!

WAI!

O RLY?

YA RLY!

NO WAI!

WAI!

Guys, shut up.

O RLY?

YA RLY! Now shut up.

Haha, 'course. We won't interrupt again, Nam.

Good.

Sigh.

My friends are such dorks.

Demyx... Has made paper spontaneously combust before? He must be quite something... (Er, I mean that in a good way!)

Tell him hi for me! :)

I thought you said you weren't going to interrupt again?

Oh, did I write that? Sorry.

Stop lying. And seriously, stop traumatizing my sister. It gets annoying when your twin keeps asking you to check if your best friend really has a gun strapped to her thigh or not.

Haha, okay. I'll just keep you guessing. X3

You're so weird, Xion.

Weird and proud!

Indeed.

Well, Zexion, I'm afraid I have to go now.

It was a nice chat.

Yours Truly,
Namine

They're finding me out
I'm having my doubts
I'm losing the best of me
Dressed up as myself
To live in the shadow
Of who I'm supposed to be

We're all part of the same
Sick little games
And I need to get away, get away
I'm wasting the days
I throw them away
Losing it all on these sick little games

—Sick Little Games by All Time Low, off the CD Nothing Personal.

Baby, I'm starting to think everything's a sick little game.

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why do you keep doing this?

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what do you want from me?

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OBLIVION ACADEMY

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Dear Xion,

I don't doubt that in the least.

Why yes, I do know that. I'm the smart one in my group of friends, after all.

Yeah, I do wear that bracelet... I'm trying to recall if I was ever stalked, but I don't remember it...

Ha! I remember that! Ven always complained about this little girl who followed him everywhere! I'll be sure to tell him you're up for stalking him again, haha.

Whoa, dude.

I think the blond guy in your dream was me.

I have that shuriken zipper-necklace thing. I look like I could be Ven's twin, and everyone says I sound just like Jesse McCartney. Huh. I guess we really did meet in a past life.

Yes, you have crazy-ass dreams. It was also kinda anti-climatic and sorta lame.

Here's my dream: I was in a white room with this blond girl. Crayon drawings were taped to the walls, and the girl was sitting down at the head of a long white table, wearing a sleeveless white dress. She said that I was never supposed to exist. I asked her, "How could you say that? Even if it were true..." Her expression seemed a little pained as she replied softly, "I guess some things really are better left unsaid."

That's it.

It was weird, because I've never seen this girl in my entire life, and I've never had anyone tell me I was never supposed to exist.

Maybe it was a memory from my past life or something.

Stranger things have happened.

Can't miss this chance to take you and here's my invitation,
Roxas

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Dear Kairi,

Her name's Olette. She's gorgeous.

Uh-huh.

Here at this OA, we grow crack trees. We support druggies. Drugs, not hugs, babe. Makes for great sex.

... I really, really hope none of the teachers read this.

Well, what do ya know; I had a strange dream last night, too.

Me and my pal Roxas were dressed in these black trench coat things, and we were fighting with big keys. He had a white one, and I had a black one. I won, obviously.

It was weird, though.

I think we're going batshit crazy.

Yours,
Riku

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Dear Namine,

Sigh. Yes, Xion, I unfortunately do remember. It scarred me for life.

Yes, Namine, Demyx has. It shouldn't be possible, but it is. Evidently, it's because of his sheer stupidity.

Hey! I'm not stupid!

I know, Demyx. I was joking.

Says you!

Yes, says I.

... Are you mocking me? D:

No, Demyx, whyever in the world would you think that? You're my best friend.

Aww! -heart- I love you too, Zexy.

Mmhmm.

Sorry this letter is so short, Namine, but I don't really have time for this.

Sincerely,
Zexion

P.S.: Those lyrics were nice, Xion. Very cynical.

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Chasers...?

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Who is Terra?

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Ven...?

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restoration at 20 percent

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end intermission.

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BRM: ... Reviews, people. I am a review whore, so REVIEW.

Ven: -nods- Yeah, don't just fav and run!

Roxas: When did you get here!? O_o;

Ven: Um... A few minutes ago.

Xion: OMFG VEN! -glomps- I MISSED YOUUUUU ;3;

Ven: ... Riiiiight...

Xion: I love you ;3;

Roxas: -glares at Ven-

Ven: -smirks- -holds her- I love you too, sweetheart.

BRM: ... Argh, why, Psy, SS-chan...? -hits head on Harry Potter books- I now want Ven and Xion to get it on so badly! Dx

Axel: -le gasp!- You're a closet supporter of Ven/Xion, too?!

BRM: -stops hitting head- -looks at Axel with sparkly eyes- You, too?

Axel/BRM: VEN/XION BUDDIES! -happyhappyGLEE-

Everyone else: -stares- Fags.

Axel/BRM: STFU.

Axel: You're just jealous.

BRM: Yeah, you deny the Ven/Xion hotness!

Axel: It's bound to happen someday, you'll see!

BRM: Er... In fics and RPGs, that is.

Axel: -sadface- Yeah, 'cause they're not in the same game...

Axel/BRM: -sigh-