Well, this was going to be a one-shot, but it was actually pretty successful, I think, so I will just continue it to about…say 5 chapters…perhaps a few ocs, anyway, let's continue the story of the new namikage and his wife.

Village hidden in the waves (Namigakure no saito)

Today was a peaceful day on Nami; the namikage had just received the Uzu jutsu scrolls an Iwa merchant had, and the Konoha Shinobi had just left. However, it was all but quiet, since a certain Uchiha was screaming at the top of his lungs.

"crap, crap, crap, CRAP! im freaking late, im gonna get my ass frozen by Yukiko(A/N it's a girl name that means snow child), if not worst…oh well at least thanks to the Namikage-sama I don't have to worry about…"

"Sasuke?" an annoying voice ringed in his ears, one he hoped he would never have to hear again. He turned around to see the pink bitch and her team. The eyes of the four of them widened upon seeing the nami headband, right where his Konoha headband once was. "You're a nami ANBU?"

He just stared at her, paling slightly, before he said the one thing that came to his mind.

"SHIT!"

He ran off to the academy, making mizu and raibunshins as he ran, confusing most the team except for the girl that stalked him all his life. He hid himself in the academy library, luckily with Yukiko being in there.

"Sasu-kun,what's wrong?"

"oh nothing, just that I didn't hide myself and now the Namikage's lie of me being dead is screwed, and the pink haired banshee is looking for me"

"the fangirl you said never stopped stalking you and annoying you?"

"The same" a loud thud was heard outside "And I think she heard us talking, anyhow, sorry for being late, you're not going to freeze me right?"

Yukiko giggled at that comment.

"Well, that depends on how our date goes on today." The door was blasted open, revealing a crying Sakura. "Uh oh…"

"What's going on here?" Sakura's voice was flooded with despair.

"Yukiko, meet the banshee, Sakura, meet my girlfriend, Yukiko."

Sakura was now sobbing softly, with her head low.

"This is not how it was supposed to happen… you were supposed to be with me…"

"CHA! LET'S KILL THIS BITCH, NO ONE TAKES OUR SASUKE-KUN!"

"You…You will die…"

"W-what?" Yukiko was panicking

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Sasuke was now in front of his girlfriend, Chidori charging in his left hand, sharingan blazing.

"YOU LAY ONE HAND ON YUKI-CHAN, AND I WILL RIP YOUR BRAINS OUT YA BITCH"

Sakura had seen Sasuke angry, but never like this, this was even worse than when he had met Itachi.

"But, why? Look at her, I am much prettier than she will ever be, and what does she have that I don't?

"She is strong,smart,pretty, and likes me for being myself, not for being a freaking Uchiha." Sakura tried to punch him, only for a wall of ice to appear in her path, stopping the punch. "Oh, and she has a Hyoton bloodline too."

"I used to have fanboys, just like he had fangirls, coming only because of what was in my blood, but then I met Sasuke, neither of us knew about the other's abilities, until on one of our dates a guy tried to mug us, he flared his sharingan to life and I had ice needles surrounding the man. That's when we found out about each other's abilities."

An ANBU squad dropped into the library. Sasuke was smirking and Sakura was wide-eyed.

"About time, onii-san"

"Sorry about that, Kisame lost Samehada and we lost some time looking for it"

"Hey it's not my fault 'someone' thought it funny to put it in the roof…"

"Anyway, Haruno Sakura, you are under arrest for attempted assault on 2 Nami shinobi"

Sakura was then placed in an imprisonment Jutsu created by the Namikage himself, which combined Ninjutsu and Genjutsu: It starts by restricting most of the victims chakra, leaving only enough for a constricting genjutsu to take effect, making the victim think he or she is bound by chakra chains.

Kurenai, Kiba, and Neji appeared as she was taken away.

"Whats going on?" Kiba sounded pissed

"She is being arrested for attacking an ANBU and a chuunin"

"Why would she do that?" This time it was Kurenai talking

"Part heart-break, part she was freaking insane"

"No, I wasn't talking about the arrest guys, im talking about WHY THE HELL IS SASUKE STILL ALIVE!" Kiba was even more pissed

"Oh that, you see I tracked my brother all the way here, so when I found him working for Naruto and Hinata, I was going to kill them all, until I overheard a conversation of them saying how it was actually orochimaru who killed the Uchiha clan, in an attempt for the sharingan, and when I barged in, the showed me evidence that it was that snake freak, having used the Hebibunshin(Snake clone) and the henge no jutsu(transformation technique) to kill them all. However the real itachi sealed off their sharingans as they died, keeping scaley from getting them, and thus led me to forgive my brother, and felt so horrible about actually training with the one that killed my family I unlocked mangekyou, which isn't unlocked by killing your best friend."

"Interesting story…" Neji was truly interested.

"Anyway, can you guys do me a favor?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"Don't tell anyone im alive, unless I decide to go public about my life,literally."

"Sure thing"

Kurenai then piped in "So how long have you two been seeing each other?"

Yukiko answered that one "about 5 years, give or take…"

"I see…"

With that the remaining leaf shinobi left to Konoha. About halfway through, Neji thought of something that would make them break their promise to Sasuke.

"Eh… Guys?"

"What is it Neji?" Kurenai asked seeing his panic

"How are we going to explain Sakura's arrest to Tsunade-sama?"

That caused Kiba and Kurenai to freeze in their tracks. The three shinobi thought about possible lies that wouldn't cause major trouble,but none were convincing enough.

"we should just tell her the truth and say that it is an s-class secret of Namigakure and it mustn't reach anyone else's ears."

They followed the plan, telling the Hokage about the Namikage's identity, his wife, and then told her about an S-Class secret.

"And what would this secret be?"

"It mustn't leave this room"

"I swear as Hokage not to say anything"

They explained the situation about Sasuke and Yukiko, and then said what happened with Sakura. It was silent for a while after, so quiet you could actually hear the rustling of the papers Shizune had …

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

"Yes, she was arrested for assaulting a shinobi for no reason…"

"not that the sasuke bit"

"Oh, yes his alive, working for Naruto and Hinata."

"how could he convince him?"

" Oh yeah, we missed that part" They pretty much said exactly the same thing as Sasuke. "And son that's where the duck-butt haired bastard is"

Tsunade looked pissed, the team kurenai members and neji where afraid of the future of Nami no Kuni, but apparently that wasn't what had her angry

"You are telling me…that MY protégé, the one that swore not to be affected by her crush…ASSAULTED AN NON-THREATENING SHINOBI!"

"Y-yes Tsunade-sama, what will you do?" Kurenai was actually frightened of the Killer Intent that was cascading off the blonde Hokage

"Leave her there to think on what she did" She seemed in deep thought "Itachi, Kisame and Sasuke alive, who's next,Jiraiya?

A loud poof of smoke of smoke appeared in the middle of the office, and everyone thought Jiraiya too was alive, only for the namikage and his wife, sadly appearing at the same time as Danzo, Hiashi, and Tsume entered the room.

"Hokage-sama, we came to inform you about a council meeting…YOU!" Danzo was angry as hell, seeing the Demon brat, and Hiashi was the same upon seeing his daughter. Tsume, on the other hand, was overjoyed to see them both.

"NARUTO,HINATA" they were both encased in a hug that potentially cut off their air and blood supply.

"Tsume-san…can't…breath…"

"oops, sorry 'bout that"

"So the demon and his wench have returned, and what's this? You're the Namikage!"

Naruto exuded a small amount of killer intent to shut him up

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to my wife like that" He then turned to Tsunade "I came here to negotiate an alliance between Konoha and Nami, to help each other in case of a war. We also have alliances with Suna, Yuki, Kumo, and Mizu, pretty much everyone but Iwa, who don't like me and I don't like them" Naruto was beaming at that point. Hinata then stepped in.

"We also brought our bingo book, since as you know all ninja villages must have one, and believe it or not we already have missing nin."

Hiashi then stepped up, with a smug look in his face.

"So your village is as weak as you,Hinata?" Hinata phased out of sight, and appeared behind hiashi with a blade pointed at his neck, in the blind spot of the byakugan. "Wh-what?"

"It's been 10 years, father, the only person I know stronger than me is Naruto, and that's only because of the furball."

"Why do you refer to it and the Kyubii as separate entities" Danzo was slightly outraged. "We all know that the demon is that boy"

Naruto ran throught some hand singns, ending in dragon

"MIND ENVELOPMENT JUTSU!"

All the present were warped into a sewer, which had a huge cage in it with the kanji for seal in it.

"What is the meaning of this,where are we?" Danzo was obviously panicking, along with hiashi, but Tsunade was mildly surprised.

"Ladies and Temes, welcome to my mind." Naruto was standing in front of the cage, when a huge red eye opened.

"Oi, Kit, whats all the ruckus…are those the mummy and your mate's father?"

"Yes, they are"

"I see…LEMME AT THEM,I'll TEAR THE WHITE EYED TEME TO SHREDS!"

"Calm down, fuzzball, we both hate them but there's nothing we can do, I brought them over so they can learn the difference between jailed and jailor."

Hiashi was now running around frantically

" What kind of genjutsu is this, why can't my byakugan pierce it!"

"Because it's not genjutsu,I did something like the Yamanaka's jutsus, only that instead of controlling the mind of another, I bring it into mine."

"Why don't you two step closer, I want a closer look at the ones that made the lives of the kit and the kitten miserable"

"The 'kitten'?" Asked Tsunade, having a good theory of who it was

"I call Naruto the Kit, so I call his mate the Kitten"

"Kyuubi-san, could you please address me by my name or nickname? I find it weird and slightly annoying to be called 'the kit's mate'"

"Sorry about that, any way, if I wasn't locked up here I'd rip you two apart" Naruto snapped his fingers, and his mindscaped turned into a huge plateau, nothing but rock for miles, and Kyubii was no longer in his cage, instead he had a chain collar and each link had the kanji for seal in it. "Thanks kit" He then bounced after the two bastards, which ran like the cowards they were, screaming like little girls.

"Now that's something funny to watch: Danzo and Hiashi running scared" Tsunade said between howls of laughter.

"That's true, I'll let kyubii chase them for a while, so let's catch up shall we, and then discuss the alliance"

"Sure"

They talked for several hours, Naruto and Hinata learned that Hanabi was now the hyuuga clan head, in training at least, and had plans to ban the use of the cursed seal, and unite main and secondary branches of the hyuuga clan, and that the others of the rookie 9 (now 5) had become heads of their respective clans, and then agreed on an alliance, Konoha would assist Nami in exchange of their help in future wars.

"You got a deal, baa-chan"

The vein in tsunade's forehead expanded, and then proceeded to pound the blond into his rocky mindscape

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU GAKI!"

They both laughed, reminiscing of old times, and then Naruto released the jutsu, just as the kyubii was about to catch the bastards. They signed the alliance, bid each other farewell, and then Naruto and Hinata returned to Nami, unknowing of the danger to their nation that was brewing up…

And that's a wrap, I'm gonna have a poll in my profile: What will be the trouble: A neo-akatsuki, Iwa, Oto? You choose. I'm starting school soon so updates may take longer to arrive. So see you again sometime and hopefully I won't get writer's block