Chapter Two: The Name is Hyuuga Nejiko
Dis-a-claimer- Dammit, if I owned Naruto, there would be TWO Nejis. Yay Nejis!
Hey guys! Sorry about me going AWOL, but I don't feel like explaining. Just look on my profile if you wanna know. Anyway, I had enough time to type Chapter 2, and to make up, it's longer than I thought! Yay! So...uhh...enjoy!
Of course there might be a bit OOCness, but don't blame me.
If you have ideas where this should go (My mind is drawing a blank here) lemme know! Sayonara! And enjoy!
Neji was downstairs, wearing Hinata's blue skirt and his regular shirt. He was poking at his bowl of noodles.
"So…uhh…what should be your name?" Hanabi sarcastically said.
Neji pouted. Why was all this freaky stuff happening to him? Er…her.
"Neji is perfectly fine."
"No it's not, baka. If you want to keep the whole girl thing under control, you have to lie! Duh!"
Neji did another 'I-don't-wanna-do-this face' and folded his arms.
"How about…Yumi?"
"No."
"Haruko?"
"No."
"Shiho?"
"No. If I'm going to have a name, it might as well be close to mine," said Neji, stubbornly.
"How about Fatso? That's close enough," Hanabi was clearly having fun.
Death stare.
"…Nejiko?" Hanabi said as her last resort. She personally liked Fatso better.
"Hnph. Fine," Neji pouted.
After that ordeal was done, Neji stomped back to his room.
Whoever turned me into a girl WILL pay for this, and I'll make sure of that...but I have to find out who did it…why am I repeating myself?
Neji shook his head to get out of the thoughts and looked at himself in the mirror.
"My hair…it's longer! More to brush-er- take care of!" Neji grabbed one of his many, many, many brushes and started to, of course, brush his hair.
"Neji-nii-san, I-I'm back…" Hinata opened the door as she walked in.
"This early?" Hanabi asked her.
"Well, I wanted t-to check on Neji-,"
"Nejiko! His name is Nejiko!"
"Oh," Hinata responded.
"Of course I offered him the name Fatso but I had to resort to Nejiko…" Hanabi explained.
"Where's Neji-uh- Nejiko?" Hinata wasn't used to calling Neji Nejiko. But then again, she wasn't used to Neji being a girl.
"Upstairs. Brushing his hair, no shock at that," Hanabi rolled her eyes and left Hinata.
Hinata lightly walked upstairs and knocked on Neji's door.
"Yes?" Neji's annoyed voice came out.
"Uhhh…h-how are you, Nejiko?" Hinata tried to keep the giggles to herself.
"…Fine. Now why did you ask me that?"
"I-I hope you are not too u-upset about your plight," Hinata already knew the answer.
"Oh yeah, I'm totally calm with the fact I'M A GIRL!" Neji roared.
Oh yeah, she knew the answer.
"Umm…Neji…you a-are s-starting to really s-sound like one…" Hinata sighed.
"Don't remind me! Hmph!" Nejiko said in a huff.
Deciding not to upset the distressed girl-boy, Hinata left for her room and started to read a book.
Hinata's right. If this continues on…my mind will be taken over by the opposite gender!
Neji thought about that and then after brushing forty hundred times, left for downstairs to see if Hiashi arrived. Sure enough, Hiashi was there.
"Neji, I have spoken with the Hokage. They are currently looking up what could have- and who could have- changed you. Until they can find out who did this to you, you must keep this quiet. Now, how to get you into training…"
"I have a name. Nejiko. I hope you understand why," Neji said eloquently, but at the same time, sounded like his old self. But girlier.
Hiashi sighed for a while and thought and thought. Meanwhile, Neji was fixing himself a glass of water. Fancy water.
"How about this: You are Neji's long lost sister."
Neji couldn't believe this man. That would never work. Even Lee, who he thought was inferior to him, would figure out.
"That's absurd. Completely dumb!" Neji stuck his nose in the air.
Hiashi noticed his girlish pose.
"That, or you stay here like you're under house arrest and not leave," he said plainly.
Neji thought. If he was really in a bad mood, he would have picked the house arrest-like one. But he liked kicking the crud out of Lee. To him, that was considered 'fun'.
"I hate you. If this doesn't work, I'll hate you more than…hate!" Lame threat. But in Neji language, it meant 'all right'.
"You'll start being Nejiko, long lost sister…tomorrow."
I hope this works, Hiashi thought as he left the girl-boy alone.
S.E.: Phew. Thank god it's done -collapses-
Chi: Oh my god! She's DEAD!
Natasha: No, she's tired.
Chi: That's what they ALL say!
