Believable?

Chapter 2

Marisa was smoothing her forehead out. "Okay, so you've summoned two guys from another universe—don't freak out, Marisa, this isn't the first time—damnit, it is the first time." She sighed to herself. "Nobody will care…that much, right?"

"Yeah, 9! Marisa-san doesn't care if Reimu-san is stomping over towards your shop with a angry face!" Cirno said, having her signature 'eye-m the strongest' pose. "SHE'S DOING WHAT?!" Marisa yelped, as the door was slammed open. "KIRISAMEEEE!" Reimu snapped. "I KNOW YOU DID THIS!"

"Uh? Augh! Marisa Kirisame is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the sound of the scream. AAAAAAAAAAAA!" With that, Cirno quickly flew away, screaming. She ended up outside, and sighed. "Phew, that should be far enough~" She smiled.

"I wonder what happened…" Arthur said, glancing over to see the whole scene play out. "Something that defies logic again—probably." Peter said, still being the non-believer. "If it wasn't, then I'd be surprised."

"You should be surprised then."Cirno said, as Peter turned back, and jumped backward, Cirno being so close. "Reimu-san is having a fight with Marisa-san, 9. A male being in Gensokyo is very rare, and she is angry…because, well, these rarities usually come at a price."

"And what price is that? Magical creature breeding season?" Peter said, completely deadpan.

And a danmaku was shot, barely soaring above the two men's heads. "No—a male's head reaches the price of millions." Cirno said, and sighed. "I'm assuming you two haven't battled before using danmaku? Don't worry, the strongest fairy will handle it, 9!" She grinned, before pulling out a deck of cards and facing the offender…one Wriggle Nightbug. "Ahh~Wriggle, can you please not attack? These two mortals are under the protection of Cirno Hanokara."

Wriggle shook her head, and shot off more danmaku. "You really don't understand the value of money; do you, 9-ball?" She asked, preparing a spellcard.

"Sh-shut up, cockroach!" Cirno snapped, raising a spellcard up into the air. "ICICLE FALL, HARD!" Icicles dashed for Wriggle, as the two men watched, Peter looking frightened, and Arthur looking a bit shocked—magical creatures fighting against their own kind? This was insane.

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Marisa sighed, drumming her fingers against the table, as Reimu finished her rant. "And therefore, if I find a male idiot in my shrine when I get home, so help me, I'll strangle you, Kirisame." She said, huffing. "Yeah, yeah, Hakurei. I get it, no more summons. But these two are here—so what, they appear to be in good graces. Look, Wriggle and Cirno are entertaining them." Marisa pointed to outside, where Wriggle and Cirno were battling.

Reimu glanced outside, and nearly turned red. "They're not entertaining them—Wriggle's trying to get the two men's heads!" She yelped, dashing to stop the battle.

"Well~ at least Hakurei's out of my hair." Marisa sighed, taking a nap on her table.

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"GIVE IT UP, NIGHTBUG!" Cirno yelped, dodging another bug attack and going in with a ice attack of her own. "If I gave up now, I'd be just like you, 9-ball, and that's something I couldn't stand." Wriggle smirked, though, she was in deep pain.

"Be like me, then!" Cirno smirked, shooting off more ice and danmaku.

"BOTH OF YOU! STOP IT!" Reimu said, floating in the middle. "Nightbug, go home! Hanokara, a word!" At Reimu's order, Wriggle flew off, laughing insanely. Cirno sweatdropped. "Yes, Reimu-san?" She asked. Reimu glared at Cirno. "I know you're the most incompetent, idiotic person I've ever had the displeasure of meeting, and you're insane, but keep those two safe. Why? I'm not going to be paying for a mortal funeral, especially when I know Chen would be cooking their bodies later." She said, looking more furious by the second. "And if you fail at this…let's just say Genji will be doing the earthquake again." She smirked, as Cirno gasped. "Not-9-the-earthquake-9!" Cirno yelped. "Okay! I'll keep them safe for sure, Reimu-san!" She made a do not want sign with her hands. "You better." Reimu said, flying off.

Cirno landed on the ground. "Reimu-san can sure be scary sometimes, 9…." She sighed. The two males stared in disbelief, both with the same thought…

Ya think?

AN: And that's another chapter down. R&R!