I flicked on the light switch to reveal… SASUKE UCHIHA my long lost love from when I was 3 and had not been taken away by the evil Ichahu clan!!1!

"Oh sasuke, it's been too long." I sobbed, taking in his sexy scent as we embraced.

"Oh Marie-shoe, it has." He agreed, sobbing and sticking his hand up my shirt and touching my giant boobies both at once with his one hand and caressing my nipple and twisting it. I gasped.

"Oh Sasuke, let's have sex!" I cried, not completely satisfied with Itachi's attempt.

"Oh Marie-shoe, I would love to have sex with you! I have been wanted to ever since that time when I figured out I had a you-know-what when I was two and saw your vagina in the paddling pool!"

"Oh Sasuke, I don't know, I'm so confused right now!" I say, slipping off my pants and jumping on top of him.

"But Marie-shoe, I'm confused too! You're way hotter than that ugly Sakura and Ino and Hinata and Akamaru, they all look like hairy old men compared to you!" He sobs, undoing his zipper and taking off his ninja pants (because he's a ninja geddit).

"You had sex with Akamaru?!" I cried, pulling off my shirt and making my giant boobies jiggle because I wasn't wearing a bra because the Ichahu clan destroyed them all.

"No, but I wanted too!" he sobbed. "It's so wrong, I know!" he cried as he peeled off his socks.

"There are so many things wrong in the world that wanting to screw your friends dog doesn't matter! I think that's hot!" I cried while sobbing and taking off my beanie.

"I think it's hot too! I'm so glad you agree!" he cried taking off his little monkey hat.

"Well I'm out of clothing now!" I screamed orgasmically because I realized I was naked in front of him and ran terrifidly into the bathroom!

Oh my god, this is so embarrassing I think to myself.

"what is wrong, Marie-shoe, I am also naked, let me in!"

"I am also naked!"

"I AM NAKED. LET ME IN."

So I did.

"Come on in Sasuke you big hunky manly piece of man meat!"

We tumbled into the bathtub and I stuck my thingie into his thingie and we had SEX!

And then we finished and fell asleep in the bathtub… naked.

THE NEXT MORNING

I was awoken hastily by a fresh spray of water on my buttocks.

"OH IT'S ITACHI!" I squealed like a little piggy as I noticed.

"Oh, hello Marie-shoe, what are you doing in my bathtub?"

"YOU'RE bathtub? But I was in my house!" I cried in anger remembering my trauma from the day before.

"No, Marie-Shoe, you never left my house. You were here all along. It was me who kept you for ten years using my sharingan to trick you with my ninja powers. Because I'm in love with you."

"Last night when I had sex with Sasuke was a dream? You mean, I had sex with you last night?

"Yes, yes you did. It was me."

"YOU HAD SEX WITH MY BROTHER WHILE YOU WERE HAVING SEX WITH ME?" sobs Sasuke jumping through the window and throwing a sharingan at Itachi which has no effect on him because he is blind.

"He's you're brother? You mean, you're also my brother?" I scream angstily.

"Yes. We are all brothers." Itachi says. "You and Sasuke are twin sisters."

"NOOOOOOOO" I howl.

"Yes, and you are also nine months pregnant with Sasuke's or my inbred child and you are contracting at this very moment."

"NOOOOOOOO" I howl as my vagina begins to spew uterus pus onto the floor.

Sasuke scoops up my naked squirming form and leaps through the window, tiny shards of glass flying into my left eyeball causing it to fall out onto Itachi's bathroom floor and bouncing around like a ping pong ball and hitting itachi on the forehead so he fell over and passed out giving us enough time to run away.

I passed out from lack of blood in my missing eyeball and my vagina which was spewing blood everywhere and Sasuke used it as a jetpack to fly away.

Thankyou to left butt cheek and bio magget and Jason mcmanly on gaia for helping me to smell. Ilyyyy